5 People Whose Weird Hobbies Would Terrify A Serial Killer

It only gets worse as you get closer.

Just look at those frozen, dusty smiles. It's like he gave them a soul right before dismembering them. Gonzalez says he's merely expressing himself, but some of his neighbors assumed he worshiped Satan and nicknamed his lair "The Balcony of a Thousand Heads." Rob Zombie is no doubt frantically working to acquire the film rights.

He's attracted an increasing number of tourists since opening. Which is good, because some people visit Thailand for the wrong reasons, and it's important to locate and arrest them.

The most impressive/disturbing detail is that many of his, uh, delicacies aren't even displayed like bread. Because who doesn't want to feel like you're buying your dinner from Hannibal Lecter?

Yeah, he's slowly working human flesh into his recipe until his customers are hooked, isn't he?

Yes, those are all real pieces of real animals, stitched together to form God's greatest rejects. If you watched Annihilation and thought it was inspirational, then de Molina is the artist for you. Critics have a lot to say about how his art reflects life, death, and man's relationship with animals, but they only said those things once they stopped screaming.

De Molina himself says that "The impossibility of my sculpture brings me both joy and sadness at the same time. The joy comes from seeing and experiencing the Fantasy of the work but that is coupled with the sadness of the fact that we are destroying all of these beautiful things." He's also commented that he wants to bring awareness to the plight of endangered species and damage caused by pollution.

So there's an environmental message amidst the madness. Nothing wrong with that, right? But those beliefs didn't stop him from trafficking in the parts and remains of endangered and protected wildlife, including cobras and orangutans. Eventually, the law caught up with him and he had to spend 20 months in prison. Did we mention that he was making up to $80,000 a pop on his ill-gotten monsters? Maybe the greatest monster of all ... is man.

You want a lamp made of human bone? Meneses has a bunch. How about teapots? Sure. Clocks? You got it.

Just think: Maybe one day, after you shed this mortal coil, someone will use your bones to make a disturbingly cute chicken sculpture. Just a possibility to look forward to.

Meneses' hobby even survived a 2011 police raid, presumably because there's no law in Peru against general villainy. Here's what he has to say about his creations: "I respect that they have been human beings but they are still with me, they have never bothered me, they have never done anything to me, I have not felt anything, I live with them here, I have not had any inconvenience with them." We're glad he found the most heartwarming way to make a question about the idea of disturbing the dead all about himself.

Fukushi became a renowned expert on Japanese tattoos, although sadly (or mercifully, depending on how creeped out you are right now), his detailed catalogs of photos and notes on the life stories of his subjects were lost to American bombs in World War II. 105 of the actual skins survived, however, because a collection this terrifying isn't going to let a little thing like "world war" slow it down. When the good(?) doctor passed, his son took charge of the collection, and today it can be found at the Medical Pathology Museum of Tokyo University. The collection is not on display, though -- presumably because they're afraid of having, like, all the hauntings.

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