Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Things You Learn Surviving An F5 Tornado
5 Things You Learn Surviving An F5 Tornado

We sat down with one woman whose family narrowly survived a tornado to find out what it's like to be at ground zero when the weather tries to assassinate you

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5 Lifehacks For Living With A Terrible Attention Span
5 Lifehacks For Living With A Terrible Attention Span

What's the deal with folks like us, huh? Do we eat too much sugar and caffeine? Not get enough sleep or masturbation?

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6 Insane Educational Claims Published In Real Textbooks
6 Insane Educational Claims Published In Real Textbooks

Some textbooks are really, really dumb.

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5 Fan Theories That Make Way Too Much (Horrifying) Sense
5 Fan Theories That Make Way Too Much (Horrifying) Sense

Nonsense to sense does not work like lemons to lemonade.

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5 Awful Realities Of Life With An 'Invisible Illness'
5 Awful Realities Of Life With An 'Invisible Illness'

If you have ever had the plague, no one accused you of faking it to get handicapped parking for your oxen or whatever. Not the case with my particular disease.

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5 Weird Overshadowed Creations Of Famous People
5 Weird Overshadowed Creations Of Famous People

We can't forget the other stuff famous creators are responsible for -- especially when the stuff is ridiculous and goes completely against everything you imagine them to be.

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5 Famous People With Mind-Blowing Connections To Evil Crimes
5 Famous People With Mind-Blowing Connections To Evil Crimes

Being a celebrity doesn't make you immune from being connected to terrible crimes that permanently change your life.

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6 Lessons I Learned At A Home For Mentally Disabled Adults
6 Lessons I Learned At A Home For Mentally Disabled Adults

We spoke to someone who spent years working as a manager in a community for the intellectually disabled to learn about the brutal realities of one of the country's most invisible demographics.

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6 Totally Dumbass Ways People Tried To Teach Gender Equality
6 Totally Dumbass Ways People Tried To Teach Gender Equality

Some of these attempts are so half-assed that they transformed into full-assed attempts and ended up background-dancing in a Ying Yang Twins music video.

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We Have Protesters: 5 Ugly Truths Of The Spelling Bee
We Have Protesters: 5 Ugly Truths Of The Spelling Bee

We sat down with a speller who competed in the National Bee in 2004. He told us some pretty unfortunate things.

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Dear Mario Lopez: Sorry For Implying You Are The Antichrist
Dear Mario Lopez: Sorry For Implying You Are The Antichrist

So, here it is -- the day I never thought would come. But please believe me when I say: I am sorry, Mario Lopez.

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8 Things That Would Inevitably Happen If I Had A Dinosaur
8 Things That Would Inevitably Happen If I Had A Dinosaur

Dinosaurs are pretty rad, aren't they?

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6 Celebrities You Didn't Know Voiced Famous Characters
6 Celebrities You Didn't Know Voiced Famous Characters

Who is the voice of the Yellow M&M? Someone way overqualified for the job.

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6 Of The Weirdest Tiny Towns In The United States
6 Of The Weirdest Tiny Towns In The United States

If you land in one of these American towns, you might want to think twice about stopping the car.

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7 Pop Culture Classics That Don't Mean What You Think
7 Pop Culture Classics That Don't Mean What You Think

It turns out you can learn all sorts of interesting shit about the true meaning of songs, books, and movies if instead of debating it you just listen to the damned people who created them.

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