On the plus side, we now have the line "No injuries sighted (except to spider)." He killed it! Right on, guy! And for another harrowing yet stupid tale of misbehaving arachnids, see the British woman who was systematically terrorized by spiders blasting nursery rhymes at her in the middle of the night.
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