Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 Brilliant Ways Movies & TV Shows Stuck It To The Censors

It's only appropriate that these work-arounds were utterly ridiculous.


5 Realizations That Happen Only In Adulthood

We all have to go through a very specific series of symptoms on our way to full adulthood that no doctor or teacher or tribal elder will warn us about in advance.


I Had A Vasectomy (It Didn't Take): 5 Ugly Realities

We spoke with Allen Singer, who underwent a vasectomy and told us about it in gut-wrenching detail.


5 Nasty Realities Of Work In A Hooters-Style Breastaurant

We talked to a few folks to get the inside story on an industry that is every bit as creepy as you'd expect.


8 Brilliant Ways Dumb Criminals Displayed Their Stupidity

Some burglars are such stunning asshats, they make national news with how badly they screw up their crimes.


5 Of The Most Hated Things On Earth (With Awesome Benefits)

It turns out the following first-world problems actually benefit you.


20 Signs That You Are Destined For Something Greater

Fate has something greater in store, something that has been foretold for many ages.


6 Everyday Things You Won't Believe Famous People Invented

A lot of inventors end up flying under the radar do to human ignorance. These folks? We're only ignorant to the fact they could've been so innovative.


6 Times People Have Legally Claimed To Own Everyday Things

What's the easiest way to make money? Just do what these people did: Find something you didn't do and try to take credit for it.


5 Realities In One Of History's Most Violent Countries

It turns out South Africa today has nothing on South Africa of the '90s.


4 Great Ideas That No One Uses Correctly Anymore

The Internet literally ruins everything.


5 Classic Monster Myths Modern Horror Needs to Revive

Well, we've done it. We've finally killed off the idea of movie monsters. Time for a whole new set.


The 5 Most Bafflingly Racist Beloved Fictional Universes

If you go looking for hilariously terrible messages about race in pop culture, it is not hard to find them.


The World's 7 Sleaziest Jobs (Didn't Exist A Decade Ago)

To make up for the plethora of failed predictions, we've had to invent sleazy new occupations that not even the most pessimistic sci-fi dystopia could have foreseen.


We Basically Sell Poison: 6 Realities Of 'Supplement' Stores

As a guy who used to work at one of those stores, I can assure you there is way more to these 'health' products than bulk-up shakes and that most of the products are actually terrible for you.