For me, snoring has become serious. So that's why I bought a didgeridoo.
The road to riches can actually be paved with petty misdemeanors.
Sorry, Iowa Tractor Museum, but these terrifying museums really highlight the fact that you're the 'Gary from accounting' of educational institutions.
I've come to discover that asking the Internet for advice on raising babies is the exact opposite of helpful.
Sure, some of them are serial killers. The vast majority are not. And they're everywhere.
Relevant: I'm not a girl. And I'm not going to be as familiar with the unique challenges of concealing their (lovely) wretched bodies.
But, hey, these people are still cool, we guess.
We sat down with a recent long-term visitor to a de facto state sitting inside of Azerbaijan, to find out what life is like in a place that 'just kind of is.'
When it comes to time-travel adventures and women, Hollywood has decided they're very much against it.
Superkiller. There's a real-life person with the moniker, Superkiller. And he very much lived up to his nickname.
We spoke to one of these children who grew up in Colonial Williamsburg during the late '80s. Here's what we learned about life in 1699.
A kiss is universally recognized as the de facto show of affection between two people, but it also doubles as a complex brain chemistry duel in the game of love and procreation.
Ever wonder why artists are always shitfaced at their own openings? It's because the art world isn't pretty.
The Internet is full of guides on how to be the consummate charmer on even the slimmest budget, and I consulted them to win back my beloved with a night of passion.
Going back into the closet, which I had not been in since I was 14, I found it incredibly cramped and horribly decorated.