Cracked Archive - Weird World

How I Tried (And Failed) To Stop Snoring With A Didgeridoo
How I Tried (And Failed) To Stop Snoring With A Didgeridoo

For me, snoring has become serious. So that's why I bought a didgeridoo.

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The 5 Most Astonishingly Lucrative Petty Crimes Of All Time
The 5 Most Astonishingly Lucrative Petty Crimes Of All Time

The road to riches can actually be paved with petty misdemeanors.

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5 Real Museums Scarier Than Any Haunted House
5 Real Museums Scarier Than Any Haunted House

Sorry, Iowa Tractor Museum, but these terrifying museums really highlight the fact that you're the 'Gary from accounting' of educational institutions.

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5 Surprising Ways The Modern World Makes Raising Kids Harder
5 Surprising Ways The Modern World Makes Raising Kids Harder

I've come to discover that asking the Internet for advice on raising babies is the exact opposite of helpful.

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You've Met One Today: 5 Creepy True Facts About Psychopaths
You've Met One Today: 5 Creepy True Facts About Psychopaths

Sure, some of them are serial killers. The vast majority are not. And they're everywhere.

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5 Halloween Costume Rules Stupid People Always Forget
5 Halloween Costume Rules Stupid People Always Forget

Relevant: I'm not a girl. And I'm not going to be as familiar with the unique challenges of concealing their (lovely) wretched bodies.

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5 Insane Things Otherwise Respected Celebrities Believe
5 Insane Things Otherwise Respected Celebrities Believe

But, hey, these people are still cool, we guess.

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7 Insane Realities Living In A Country That Doesn't Exist
7 Insane Realities Living In A Country That Doesn't Exist

We sat down with a recent long-term visitor to a de facto state sitting inside of Azerbaijan, to find out what life is like in a place that 'just kind of is.'

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4 Ways Time Travel Sucks For Women (You Never Realized)
4 Ways Time Travel Sucks For Women (You Never Realized)

When it comes to time-travel adventures and women, Hollywood has decided they're very much against it.

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5 Real People More Terrifying Than Any Movie Villain
5 Real People More Terrifying Than Any Movie Villain

Superkiller. There's a real-life person with the moniker, Superkiller. And he very much lived up to his nickname.

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5 Insane Realities Of My Life In A Fake Colonial Town
5 Insane Realities Of My Life In A Fake Colonial Town

We spoke to one of these children who grew up in Colonial Williamsburg during the late '80s. Here's what we learned about life in 1699.

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5 Myths About Men And Women That Are Statistically B.S.
5 Myths About Men And Women That Are Statistically B.S.

A kiss is universally recognized as the de facto show of affection between two people, but it also doubles as a complex brain chemistry duel in the game of love and procreation.

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5 Shockingly Dark Secrets Of The Art World
5 Shockingly Dark Secrets Of The Art World

Ever wonder why artists are always shitfaced at their own openings? It's because the art world isn't pretty.

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5 Ways To Win Back A Loved One
5 Ways To Win Back A Loved One

The Internet is full of guides on how to be the consummate charmer on even the slimmest budget, and I consulted them to win back my beloved with a night of passion.

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5 Realities As A Gay Person Forced To Stay In The Closet
5 Realities As A Gay Person Forced To Stay In The Closet

Going back into the closet, which I had not been in since I was 14, I found it incredibly cramped and horribly decorated.

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