It's only appropriate that these work-arounds were utterly ridiculous.
We spoke with Allen Singer, who underwent a vasectomy and told us about it in gut-wrenching detail.
We talked to a few folks to get the inside story on an industry that is every bit as creepy as you'd expect.
Some burglars are such stunning asshats, they make national news with how badly they screw up their crimes.
It turns out the following first-world problems actually benefit you.
Fate has something greater in store, something that has been foretold for many ages.
A lot of inventors end up flying under the radar do to human ignorance. These folks? We're only ignorant to the fact they could've been so innovative.
What's the easiest way to make money? Just do what these people did: Find something you didn't do and try to take credit for it.
It turns out South Africa today has nothing on South Africa of the '90s.
Well, we've done it. We've finally killed off the idea of movie monsters. Time for a whole new set.
If you go looking for hilariously terrible messages about race in pop culture, it is not hard to find them.
To make up for the plethora of failed predictions, we've had to invent sleazy new occupations that not even the most pessimistic sci-fi dystopia could have foreseen.
As a guy who used to work at one of those stores, I can assure you there is way more to these 'health' products than bulk-up shakes and that most of the products are actually terrible for you.