Single Billionaire Seeks Bubbly Female For Moon Vacation

Ladies, your search for a man is over: Might I introduce you to Japanese fashion billionaire Yusaku Maezawa. He's a 44-year-old divorced father of three, and he's seeking a woman who is at least 20-years old to accompany him on his trip to the moon, and (if you hit it off) beyond. A lot of guys just want to use you as arm candy to look good during humanity's first tourist visit to the moon. Not Yusaku, ladies. He wants a moon partner and a life partner - someone who will be by his side long after he returns from the moon, assuming you don't burn to death upon reentry.

Single Billionaire Seeks Bubbly Female For Moon Vacation

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Yusaku has grown a lot since he first bought his Space X ticket to the moon back in September 2018. Back then, Yusaku promised that he would bring along a crew of artists so they could be inspired by this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to look at the moon more closely than usual. That wild part of his life is over. Now he wants to settle down and visit the moon with a woman from the internet. Such a reasonable and relatable dream.

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If you're interested in dating Yusaku/getting a free moon trip, all you have to do is woo him with one of the most romantic gestures a human could possibly perform: submitting an application on his website. If you feel like you aren't the right kind of girl for a moon vacation, don't worry: Yusaku's standards aren't unrealistically high. All you need, according to Yusaku, is a "bright personality" and to "be someone who wishes for world peace". Cynical 19-year-old tyrants need not apply.

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