The Moon
Ah, the moon: famously not what the Death Star is, something most poets are sexually attracted to, and repository for astronaut poop. What is it about this lunar majesty that makes people gaze heavenward, eyes fixed to infinite beyond, and say, “I'mma nuke that moon?” These are mysteries of the human heart. One mystery of the human body is that apparently you can be allergic to the moon. Yes, the moon shall continue to puzzle and awe humanity for eons to come, but we all at least know one thing: do not hex the moon. The moon is more powerful than all of us.
The Time Neil Armstrong Got Suckered Into Searching For Ancient Aliens
Armstrong learned about his mistake mid-flight to South America.
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7 A 10-Year-Old Helped NASA (Bring Apollo 11 Back From The Moon)
We're kind of surprised that the following story, seemingly handcrafted for a movie, isn't taught to every child on their first day of school.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Before Street Lights, Cities Built Giant Moon Towers
Imagine that instead of a bunch of different lamps, we have one giant one, on a tower 150 feet tall.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Astronaut Who Was Allergic To The Moon
NASA's Harrison Schmitt was in for a rough surprise when he found out that he was allergic to moon dust.
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- By Ethan Tyrrell
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The Heart Attack On The Moon, That NASA Covered Up
They spotted it, didn't tell the astronauts, and kept it out of the logs.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Texas Rep. Asks If Government Agencies Can Change The Orbit of The Earth, The Moon, To Solve Climate Change
Uhhhhh, I don't think that's how that works.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Time To Talk About The Poop On The Moon
Live long and prosper, moon poop.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Two Moons Lit Up Dubai's Sky Earlier This Week
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- By Carly Tennes
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Behold, A Strong Contender For The Best Headline Ever Written
Sometimes you just gotta go with what you know.
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- By Alex Hanton
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TikTok Witches Cursed The Moon, So What Happens Now?
Hex goals.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Single Billionaire Seeks Bubbly Female For Moon Vacation
Submit your application TODAY!
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- By Luis Prada
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Uranus Was Discovered By A Guy Looking For Moon Aliens
Finding Uranus was just a cool little side note in the ongoing quest to populate outer space with fantastical beings.
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In The 1950s, America Wanted To Nuke The Moon
Throughout the course of history, the U.S. has at least attempted to put a military base or nuclear weapons in just about any location you can dream up. The moon was no exception.
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The Truth About How Astronauts Spent Their Time on the Moon
Going to the moon isn't all flag-planting and rock-gathering.
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