The tribute to Nathan Bedford Forrest looks as if someone took the original Burger King and smothered him in liquid metal as he screamed in agony.
It's not your fault that you're a lazy, useless dullard destined for failure and mockery. It's your brain's.
The following is a very real account and not to be confused for a sequel to 'Conspiracy Theory.'
The Loch Ness Monster is probably a catfish the size of a car -- which is actually more terrifying than the myth.
At the tender age of 21, I've worked a few retail jobs and working in this soul-destroying field has taught me a thing or two.
Kevin Ducharme is 41 with Alzheimer's. We're giving him a chance to share all he knows about it, while he's still able to share anything at all.
Imagine Bambi if, instead of even tolerating Thumper, he just bit his head off. That's how you sell tickets, Disney.
Despite its adorable name, butterfly skin disease is an excruciatingly painful and deadly illness that gifts your skin with the raw durability of soggy tissue paper.
Real emergency rooms aren't nearly as sexy as George Clooney led us to believe.
We blame John Grisham and Law & Order for why so many bafflingly archaic flaws still exist in our laws, courtrooms, and prisons.
What happens when you get tens of thousands of littering humans all in exactly the same spot, and get them all drunk? Here's a hint: It's pretty gross.
Just keep telling yourself, 'There's probably no way my kid's principal is doing heinous crap like this.'