Cracked Archive - Weird World
Out Of Curiosity, How Does One 'Ethically Source' A Human Spine?
We have to assume a human spine costs more than five grand, and that's before labor costs.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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25 18 Weirdly-Specific Rules For Powerful Leaders
It's all fun and games until you try to open a window.
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- By Harvey Sapigao
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Pour One Out For The Easter Island Statue That Was Decapitated By A Truck
R.I.P.
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- By Luis Prada
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Dudes Have Been Trying To Cut Their Own Hair During This. It Hasn't Gone Well.
When you get into a wrestling match with your clippers. And lose.
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- By Dan Duddy
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WWE Is (Of Course) Deemed Essential In Florida
Florida is catching wrestling fever -- and the other one.
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- By Cedric Voets
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What Ungodly Creation Is The Pontiac Aztec Trans Am?
A Pontiac Aztec crossed with a Firebird Trans Am might be the only car crossover befitting of our time.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Whaaaat True Crime Story Epilogues
Things get weird when the news cameras leave.
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- By Blair Dodge, Ryan Menezes
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Please Stop Saying These Things
Stick a pin in these expressions. They're done.
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- By Shea
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Military Dangers They Skip In The Enlistment Brochure
As it turns out, there are worse dangers than bullets and bombs.
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- By Adam Wears
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An Interview With Two Comedians Locked In A Theater For Ten Days
Whatever you love doing most, you probably don't love it as much as these people like writing sketch shows.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Siren From 'The Purge' Blared In Louisiana
We're basically living in a horror movie at this point.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Pandas Will Do It, News Will Report On It
It's the Halley's Comet of orgasms.
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- By Luis Prada
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Gross Ad Campaigns Nobody Thought Out
What if Don Draper did meth instead?
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- By E. J. Diaz
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Foods Everybody Loses Their Minds Over (But Shouldn't)
Come on, it's all just proteins, carbs, and fats.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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