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Here are eight of the most in-demand job skills to have on your resume in 2018.
Put your skills to good use and avoid getting struck down by the vengeful gods of the internet.
Machine learning is poised to be as revolutionary as the internet, and can be used in almost any field.
How do you keep yourself from wandering into the proverbial windowless vans of the internet?
It's probably safe to say that most people who list Microsoft Office on their resume only understand about 10 percent of it.
Not everyone has a pile of money lying around.
Cloud computing is the future of getting stuff done.
Trying to remember which shows are on which service requires a mastery of spreadsheets, and also a mastery of patience.
We know what's up.
So you've got some data, or a website, or a whole network that needs protecting ...
Without precise calculations, you could reformat an entire hard-drive or erase a year's worth of code, or miss blowing up a Death Star entirely, we guess.
You're probably pretty worried about the safety of your data.