What's The Deal: The History Of Hamburgers

Learn the path of the patty.

Authors: By Eli Yudin
Published: July 31, 2021
Comments: 7

5 Wild True Stories About Fast Food Tycoons

Some men are shrouded in mystery and French fries.

Authors: By Cedric Voets
Published: August 01, 2021
Comments: 1

4 Weird, Unexpected Collaborations Of Famous Musicians

Sometimes, people you never thought would even end up in the same room join forces, with decidedly mixed results.

Authors: By Amanda Mannen
Published: August 01, 2021
Comments: 0

The Weird, Secret Starbucks For The CIA Only

Mission mocha grande.

Authors: By Oona O'Brien
Published: July 31, 2021
Comments: 8

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Manifest Is The Hottest Thing On Netflix (And 12 Other Shows That Were Canceled Too Soon)

Only the good die young.

Authors: By Matt Solomon
Published: July 31, 2021
Comments: 10

10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 6/28

By:: Cracked Writers

June 28, 2015

Screw whatever your parents told you. You'll get far more attention doing weird shit than keeping on the straight and narrow.

10 5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys'

Thankfully, niceness can be corrected with a newspaper smack on the nose, or a couple of solid heartbreaks.

10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 6/28

"Nice guys think their good intentions make up for their pathetic failure to deliver. They're the Democratic Party of boyfriends."

9 5 Reasons Graffiti Art Is Even Crazier Than You Think

To keep these paint-wielding strangers out of their stomping grounds, the homeless set up elaborate, and sometimes lethal, Home Alone-esque booby traps.

Is your child a tagger? Most likely, your child will not leave the home looking like this. But if you find two or more of these implements among his o

"The less lucky ones might find themselves impaled on a spike, or neck-deep in a communal toilet filled with months of hobo shit. Which shouldn't sound any worse than normal shit, but it somehow does, doesn't it?"

8 The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/16)

Aaaaaaand our Facebook intern just left us for Chipotle. Great, now *we* have to do this.

Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. has announced an expansion of benefits, including paid vacation time, sick pay, and tuition reimbursement, for ALL of thei

7 Andrew Jackson: Most Terrifying Man Ever Elected President

"I have only two regrets: I didn't shoot Henry Clay and I didn't hang [my Vice President] John C. Calhoun."

6 22 Famous Stories That Left Out the Best Details

Gee, guys, we're starting to think that maybe Christopher Columbus isn't the best role model.

The history books teach that Columbus had trouble finding backers because nobody believed the world waS round. WHAT THEY LEFT ouT Pythagoras pretty mu

5 The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/23)

FUN EXTRA WRINKLE TO THIS STORY: in 2014, Rachel Dolezal encouraged people to boycott 'Exodus: Gods and Kings' for casting white actors as Africans.

4 8 Racist Words You Use Every Day

Congratulate someone with a hearty "Hip Hip Hooray!" today? It's adapted from "hep hep," a German rallying cry that was uttered while Jew hunting in the 1800s.

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"Have you ever worried that, no matter how hard you try, you'll just never be racist enough? Well, you're in luck."

3 We Light Your Scrotum On Fire: 6 Realities Of The Morgue

Even when you know that it's just air escaping the body, hearing a corpse moan is shit-your-pants scary nearly every time.

"Because of limited space, after we cut away the front half of your ribcage, it might just end up wherever happens to be most convenient, like on your face or genitalia, where it will rest like a nightmarish bone bikini."

2 38 Real Size Comparisons That Will Make Your Head Explode

"I'm on the Brute Squad."

This is an unretouched photograph N IAN of Andre the Giant holding BEER a standard Ade size beer can.

1 A 30-Second Guide to How the Gay Marriage Ruling Affects You

Now that gay marriage is the law of the land, we're sure you have many pressing questions. Let David Wong set you straight!

"If You Are a Heterosexual and Do NOT Want to Enter into a Homosexual Marriage: You will not be required to marry a gay person. This is a common misunderstanding. This decision actually does not affect you in any way."