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Screw whatever your parents told you. You'll get far more attention doing weird shit than keeping on the straight and narrow.
5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys'
Thankfully, niceness can be corrected with a newspaper smack on the nose, or a couple of solid heartbreaks.
"Nice guys think their good intentions make up for their pathetic failure to deliver. They're the Democratic Party of boyfriends."
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Aaaaaaand our Facebook intern just left us for Chipotle. Great, now *we* have to do this.
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Andrew Jackson: Most Terrifying Man Ever Elected President
"I have only two regrets: I didn't shoot Henry Clay and I didn't hang John C. Calhoun."
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22 Famous Stories That Left Out the Best Details
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FUN EXTRA WRINKLE TO THIS STORY: in 2014, Rachel Dolezal encouraged people to boycott 'Exodus: Gods and Kings' for casting white actors as Africans.
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8 Racist Words You Use Every Day
Congratulate someone with a hearty "Hip Hip Hooray!" today? It's adapted from "hep hep," a German rallying cry that was uttered while Jew hunting in the 1800s.
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We Light Your Scrotum On Fire: 6 Realities Of The Morgue
Even when you know that it's just air escaping the body, hearing a corpse moan is shit-your-pants scary nearly every time.
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38 Real Size Comparisons That Will Make Your Head Explode
"I'm on the Brute Squad."
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A 30-Second Guide to How the Gay Marriage Ruling Affects You
Now that gay marriage is the law of the land, we're sure you have many pressing questions. Let David Wong set you straight!
"If You Are a Heterosexual and Do NOT Want to Enter into a Homosexual Marriage: You will not be required to marry a gay person. This is a common misunderstanding. This decision actually does not affect you in any way."
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