Cracked Archive - Video Games

6 Amazing Indie Video Games That Kickstarter Made Possible

We all have that amazing game in our heads that someday, somehow, some nebulous body should build and make like, a billion dollars from it. Well, I found nearly every single one of my longshot dream games are already being made, thanks to Kickstarter.

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The 5 Ballsiest Easter Eggs Hidden in Video Games

If you're reading this, the odds are good that you 1) hate your job and 2) can't really do much about it. But if you, say, were working on a project that would be seen by millions of people, then you could get creative about expressing your displeasure.

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6 Acts of Real-Life Heroism Made Possible by Video Games

Video games might actually be good for something after all. But remember, games are neither good nor evil -- it's all in what you do with them.

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A Modern Game The '80s Wouldn’t Have Been Able to Survive

Some inventions come too late, and some would have collapsed the economy if they'd come any earlier.

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7 Classic Video Games That Are Older Than You Think

If your game does something innovative that shapes the industry, we will remember it forever. Scratch that, someone else will do it and bury yours.

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6 Reasons Modern Gaming Doesn't Suck: An Anti-Rant

We have all of these amazing, fantastic, borderline magical creations in our hands that, in many ways, dwarf all the wildest predictions of yesteryear -- and we've got the balls to stand around and bitch that they're taking too long to load. So I thought we could all stop the hate-coaster for a moment, and take a minute to reflect on what modern ga

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The 6 Stupidest Video Game School Commercials

You know that throwing in a random game term doesn't magically make sense out of the rest of your sentence, right? If it did, then Donkey Kong for into my ping pong banana.

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The 7 Dumbest Video Game Innovations That Actually Exist

Here are the ridiculous video game innovations nobody asked for, and yet somebody went ahead and made them real.

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6 Video Games That Just Didn't Get It (And 6 That Did)

These are games that used real effort to miss the points harder than SEGA, and they added furry romance to a game about a killing robots with spikes.

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The 7 Most Elaborate Dick Moves in Online Gaming History

MMORGs are just like the rest of the internet -- no matter how big a dick you've seen, somewhere there's an even bigger one doing unspeakable things to people.

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5 Personality Flaws Skyrim Forces You To Deal With

Skyrim is vast, complex and incredibly dense. It is less a game than it is a fantastical life simulator. And that is very bad news for those of us who might be terrible assholes and still kind of in denial about it.

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The 10 Most Insulting Things Video Games Charged Money For

Downloadable content for games sounds like a great idea. Unfortunately, companies more or less extort your money for this subpar content.

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The 8 Creepiest Glitches Hidden in Popular Video Games

Is it simply lines of code, or demonic possession? You be the judge.

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5 Ways 'Arkham City' Proves I'm Under Qualified to be Batman

Look, I know it's highly unlikely that I would have ever been Batman, but I just didn't think the option would be completely off the table at this point in my life, you know? Yes, I'm poor, cowardly, out of shape, and the only thing I want to 'avenge' is that time somebody took one of my beers out of the company fridge without asking.

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