Cracked Archive - Video Games

Science Officially Determines Who The Best Ninja Turtle Is

There was a lot of pizza being eaten during this extremely scientific study.


The Voice Acting In NBA 2K15 Is Catastrophically Beautiful

No matter how much you want to, you can't bring yourself to mute the game.


6 Video Games That Came Bundled With Filthy, Filthy Lies

We're reasonably sure that the most ingenious 'video game plot' these days is the one designed to scam you.


6 Viral Video Game Stunts That Were Just Sad For Everyone

Honestly, it shouldn't surprise you that some of the stunts used to promote games are stupid, desperate, and insane.


I Put A Trans Character In A Game And Gamers Went Insane

It's easy to guess what happens whenever a trans character shows up in a game. Which is why we wanted to take a behind-the-scenes look at the controversy.


In Response To Game Companies: A Gamer's EULA

Because there isn't enough fine print in this world already.


The 6 Best Video Games Lurking Inside Other Video Games

Sometimes Easter eggs are actually better (or at least, more interesting) than the game itself.


5 Video Games That Pose (And Reward) Awful Moral Choices

Sometimes a game will give you a complex ethical dilemma, and then only reward you if you respond like a total psychopath.


6 Video Games That Made Sexism A Selling Point

'We wrote a prophecy that says you gotta have balls. Deal with it.'


4 Awful Gaming Industry Practices (Nobody Complains About)

Gamers react to any change in a beloved franchise with a ridiculous fury. Which is why it's odd that they don't react to these actually legitimate issues.


Hidden Clues In Silent Hill That Forever Change ... Zelda

What does a game series about Aryan elves repeatedly spanking uppity pig warlords have to do with one about killing Freudian monster nurses? A surprising amount, actually.


The 6 Most Awesome Ways To Lose Popular Video Games

Many a teenager flew too close to the naked Lara Croft sun and ended up losing all unsaved progress to the gamble.


4 Ways You Are Being 'Aged Out' By The Gaming Industry

I'm like the Lorax; I speak for the trees ... if the trees had spent the last few years honing their GTA skills.


6 Ridiculous Excuses Game Designers Gave For Sexist Costumes

Hair seems like it's a pretty practical replacement for clothing.