A Thief Robbed George Washington's Grave (And Grabbed The Wrong Skull)
Don't try this again. They added locks now.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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0 12 Sitcom Crossover Episodes That Killed It
Crossovers are tricky, unless they work like this.
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- By JD Roberson
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Failed Doomsday Predictions: The Woman Who Was Pregnant With The Messiah (At 64)
For years, Britain had its own end-times-mystery-box, thanks to Joanna Southcott.
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- By Mark Hill
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20 Celebrities Who Were Big and Have Fallen: Then vs. Now
Look on their works, ye reader, and shake your head.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Talbert Gregson
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From Depression to Fine Dining: The History of Spam
“Spam is underrated” is a ridiculous-sounding sentence, but it’s also true.
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Carolyn Page
Bottomless Mimosas
Bottomless Mimosas are a must have for many brunch go-ers. Now your adventuring party can drink them too.
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Coffee
Faerûn runs on Dunkin'.
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Frozen Margarita
The boldest move you can make at brunch is ordering a frozen marg.
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Water
Sometimes, sadly, you do need to have a water lap at brunch. Even though there's no booze in it. Even though Collin will make fun of you for not ordering a second cocktail even though it's only 11:30 am.
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OJ
The most wholesome of brunch drinks is also the most healing.
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Fully Loaded Bloody Mary
This brunch beverage adventure is only recommended for characters level 10 and above.
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Gatorade
Weird flex but if you've got a bad hangover you gotta do what you gotta do.
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