12 Jokes That Start Off Dumb But Wind Up Pretty Clever
Mitch Hedberg wanted to change the soup of the day for all time.
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3 15 Studies That Prove Scientists Truly Are Mad
There are PhDs out there doing things a normal person could never nightmare of.
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‘The Polar Express’: How Robert Zemeckis Turned Tom Hanks Into An Uncanny Valley Monster
In the 2004 animated film, America’s most beloved movie star looks less like a human and more like three raccoons in a trench coat
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15 Jet-Setting Dollops of Trivia We Learned This Week
Warning: Contains exploding laptops
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15 Parody Films With Legitimately Badass Moments
Bad-ass movies deserve bad-ass parodies.
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Bottomless Mimosas
Bottomless Mimosas are a must have for many brunch go-ers. Now your adventuring party can drink them too.
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Coffee
Faerûn runs on Dunkin'.
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Frozen Margarita
The boldest move you can make at brunch is ordering a frozen marg.
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Water
Sometimes, sadly, you do need to have a water lap at brunch. Even though there's no booze in it. Even though Collin will make fun of you for not ordering a second cocktail even though it's only 11:30 am.
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OJ
The most wholesome of brunch drinks is also the most healing.
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Fully Loaded Bloody Mary
This brunch beverage adventure is only recommended for characters level 10 and above.
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Gatorade
Weird flex but if you've got a bad hangover you gotta do what you gotta do.
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