Water

 
Bonus XP if you drink it out of a leathern flask.

Sometimes, sadly, you do need to have a water lap at brunch. Even though there's no booze in it. Even though Collin will make fun of you for not ordering a second cocktail even though it's only 11:30 am.

OJ

 
An ancient Waterdeep legend says that if you drink this after taking acid you'll trip balls.

Gatorade

 
-3 to all stats for bringing this into a brunch place. 

 

Weird flex but if you've got a bad hangover you gotta do what you gotta do.

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