Favorite Brunch Beverages Statted Out for D&D Homebrew

Bottomless Mimosas

Bottomless Mimosas are a must have for many brunch go-ers. Now your adventuring party can drink them too.
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Coffee

Faerûn runs on Dunkin'.
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Frozen Margarita

The boldest move you can make at brunch is ordering a frozen marg.
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Water

Sometimes, sadly, you do need to have a water lap at brunch. Even though there's no booze in it. Even though Collin will make fun of you for not ordering a second cocktail even though it's only 11:30 am.
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OJ

The most wholesome of brunch drinks is also the most healing.
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Fully Loaded Bloody Mary

This brunch beverage adventure is only recommended for characters level 10 and above.
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Gatorade

Weird flex but if you've got a bad hangover you gotta do what you gotta do.