Cracked Archive - Sex

5 Things I Saw Making Porn With The Creators Of South Park

Once upon a time, Tim Lake used to make guerrilla porn all across L.A. with Matt Stone and Trey Parker. This is their story.


5 Female Sexual Enhancements You Didn't Think Were Possible

I found out about some insane sexual enhancements for ladies that are way crazier than my 'penis pump plus prayer' regimen.


12 Hilarious Failures At Sex Pill Package Design

Sometimes, when you're focusing all your energy on putting out a dubious 'sexual enhancement' product, you can't be bothered to design packaging that makes any kind of sense.


My Fetish Is So Weird I Had To Invent A New Type Of Porn

This is the story of how one man built an erotic empire -- and what he lost in the process.


Here's An Inside Look At The Therapists Who F#ck Clients

Let's talk about crippling sexual dysfunction, baby.


Racism Makes People Horny: Confessions Of A Real Dominatrix

We talked to a dominatrix named Natasha to help us sort out the hows, whats, no seriously whats, and dear god whys of sexual fetishes.


5 Realities Of Date Rape Many Women Already Know

Date rape is just one never-ending pit of B.S., and you need to know more about it.


Sometimes There's No Sex: 5 Realities Of Making BBW Porn

There are different strokes for different folks, and nowhere is that more literally true than in our porn preferences.


5 Hypothetical Questions About Sex (Answered For You)

Welcome to the demented world of teenage males.


10 Sex Toys That Are Perfect For Ending Relationships

Sex furniture is the best way to tell your friends they aren't welcome.


6 Hilarious Ways Porn Showed Up In Innocent Places

Warning: This article contains troubling euphemisms for penis and vagina.


10 Sex Illustrations You Won't Believe Are On Wikipedia

Turns out Wikipedia is not as SFW as you would think.


5 Ways Porn Is Bizarrely Racist Behind The Scenes

Despite videos all over the Internet feature people of different races gliding on top of each other, porn is actually shockingly racist.


8 Patents That Prove Inventors Don't Understand Condoms

Given enough time, all awesome dick-related inventions will nut-slapped by inventors who don't know what they're doing.


6 Realities Of Life When Your Fetish Is EXTREMELY Weird

No one really knows where fetishes come from. Especially ones involving self-burning genitals.