Cracked Archive - Sex

5 Sex Toys That Invent Horrifying New Ways To Multi-Task

Have you ever thought about combining your no doubt many and varied non-sexual bad habits with your, uh, sexual habits?

By Pauli Poisuo
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November 29, 2016

The Complicated Realities Of Living With A Quicksand Fetish

In 1932, Hollywood introduced the movie-going public to the concept of drowning movie extras in quicksand, and to everybody's surprise, we started masturbating. Here's a closer look at this phenomenon.

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By Robert Evans
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October 15, 2016

7 X-Rated Traditions That Prove History Was Horny As F#@%

Men and women have been shamelessly horny lizards ever since the Stone Age.

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By Marina Reimann
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August 28, 2016

The 5 Most Indefensible Sex Scenes In Superhero Movies

Sex in comic book movies is about as awkward as sex in a comic book store.

By Felix Clay
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August 26, 2016

6 Hilarious X-Rated Artifacts From Early Computers

It was not that long ago that humanity had to resort to insanely elaborate or plain ridiculous methods just to do something as natural as looking at naked people in a computer screen.

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By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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August 21, 2016

6 Erotic Tales About Politicians (That'll Destroy Your Mind)

Politics and sex go together like genitals and belt sanders -- horribly, yet morbidly fascinating for all those around you.

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By Mark Hill
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August 07, 2016

5 Things I Saw Making Porn With The Creators Of South Park

Once upon a time, Tim Lake used to make guerrilla porn all across L.A. with Matt Stone and Trey Parker. This is their story.

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By Robert Evans, Farrell Timlake
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August 05, 2016

5 Female Sexual Enhancements You Didn't Think Were Possible

I found out about some insane sexual enhancements for ladies that are way crazier than my 'penis pump plus prayer' regimen.

By Felix Clay
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July 15, 2016

12 Hilarious Failures At Sex Pill Package Design

Sometimes, when you're focusing all your energy on putting out a dubious 'sexual enhancement' product, you can't be bothered to design packaging that makes any kind of sense.

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