Cracked Archive - Sex

5 Historic Sex Scandals That Put Bill Clinton to Shame
People have been sticking their bits in ill-advised places since the beginning of time, and history has its share of scandals where the details of the stories are actually quite a bit weirder.
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4 Evolutionary Explanations for Modern Annoyances
At one point each of these social mechanisms was probably the glue that held civilizations together, but we've come a long way since then and now they're just sort of annoying.
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5 Ridiculous Sex Myths From History (You Probably Believe)
It turns out that a lot of what BBC dramas tell you about sex in history is just a fanciful cover for sex lives that didn't differ that much from our own.
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- By C. Coville, Jake Klink
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Are You Secretly a Great Writer? Like Money? Read This.
Think you know more about everything than Cracked.com does? Time to put up or shut up.
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6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Donating Sperm
To a young guy with not much money, sperm donation seems too good to be true. Having actually been a sperm donor, I can say that you had better be prepared for a long haul.
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- By Sean Berkley
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14 'Luxury' Sex Toys for the Extremely Rich and Creepy
Some rich people apparently can't stand the thought that they pleasure themselves like ordinary people. So they apparently do it the creepiest, most hilarious way possible.
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- By Mark Hill
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5 Insane Ways Fear of Masturbation Shaped the Modern World
Back in olden days, doctors had as many cures for masturbation as there were 'symptoms.' Cures that helped shape the world you live in.
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- By Michael Voll
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5 Sexual Innovations From People in Your History Text Books
It turns out that the great men and women lauded by society for mainstream discoveries, and the underground smut peddlers who advanced the art of masturbation, are often the same people.
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- By Kevin Forde, Lillian Marx
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7 Terrifying Things They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy
Thanks to sitcoms, romantic comedies and our mother's cuss-filled horror stories, we all know pregnancy is no walk in the park. In fact, pregnancy can cause some horrible, horrible things, like inny belly buttons temporarily turning into outies and ugly-people-making. Not to mention this stuff.
The 7 Sleaziest Mating Rituals in the Animal Kingdom
Mating among animals and insects is no less complicated than it is among humans. It's all about being devious, and when it comes to sex, even the lowest of life forms have mastered the art of trickery, deceit and blackmail.
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- By Jonathan Wojcik
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The 5 Least Romantic Keys to a Happy Relationship
These tips won't win you love, but they sure will keep you in love.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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The 7 Craziest Things Ever Done to Get Laid
Men have gone above and beyond the call of duty -- risking life, limb and country in the name of boobies.
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- By Rohan Ramakrishnan, Eddie Rodriguez
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The Bad Drunk's Guide to Partying [FLOWCHART]
It's not enough to merely suck. The obnoxious drunk knows he must suck at ear splitting volumes.
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- By S.D
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How to Be a Good Husband During 'Lady Times' [COMIC]
It's our duty as men.
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- By Scott Meyer
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7 Psychotic Pieces of Relationship Advice from Cosmo
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- By Dennis Hong, Katherine Smith
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