Cracked Archive - Sex

Politics and sex go together like genitals and belt sanders -- horribly, yet morbidly fascinating for all those around you.

• By Mark Hill
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• August 07, 2016

Once upon a time, Tim Lake used to make guerrilla porn all across L.A. with Matt Stone and Trey Parker. This is their story.

• By Robert Evans, Farrell Timlake
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• August 05, 2016

I found out about some insane sexual enhancements for ladies that are way crazier than my 'penis pump plus prayer' regimen.

• By Felix Clay
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• July 15, 2016

Sometimes, when you're focusing all your energy on putting out a dubious 'sexual enhancement' product, you can't be bothered to design packaging that makes any kind of sense.

• By Adam Wears
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• June 12, 2016

This is the story of how one man built an erotic empire -- and what he lost in the process.

• By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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• May 28, 2016

Let's talk about crippling sexual dysfunction, baby.

• By Robert Evans
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• May 22, 2016

We talked to a dominatrix named Natasha to help us sort out the hows, whats, no seriously whats, and dear god whys of sexual fetishes.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• May 15, 2016

Date rape is just one never-ending pit of B.S., and you need to know more about it.

• By Kathy Benjamin
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• May 02, 2016

There are different strokes for different folks, and nowhere is that more literally true than in our porn preferences.

• By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
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• May 01, 2016

Welcome to the demented world of teenage males.

• By Felix Clay
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• April 30, 2016

Sex furniture is the best way to tell your friends they aren't welcome.

• By Carolyn Burke
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• April 24, 2016

Warning: This article contains troubling euphemisms for penis and vagina.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• April 10, 2016

Turns out Wikipedia is not as SFW as you would think.

• By Luke McKinney
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• March 25, 2016

Despite videos all over the Internet feature people of different races gliding on top of each other, porn is actually shockingly racist.

• By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Dr. Mireille Miller-Young
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• March 20, 2016

Given enough time, all awesome dick-related inventions will nut-slapped by inventors who don't know what they're doing.

• By Luke McKinney
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• March 13, 2016