Cracked Archive - Sex

5 Sex Toys That Invent Horrifying New Ways To Multi-Task

Have you ever thought about combining your no doubt many and varied non-sexual bad habits with your, uh, sexual habits?


The Complicated Realities Of Living With A Quicksand Fetish

In 1932, Hollywood introduced the movie-going public to the concept of drowning movie extras in quicksand, and to everybody's surprise, we started masturbating. Here's a closer look at this phenomenon.


7 X-Rated Traditions That Prove History Was Horny As F#@%

Men and women have been shamelessly horny lizards ever since the Stone Age.


The 5 Most Indefensible Sex Scenes In Superhero Movies

Sex in comic book movies is about as awkward as sex in a comic book store.


6 Hilarious X-Rated Artifacts From Early Computers

It was not that long ago that humanity had to resort to insanely elaborate or plain ridiculous methods just to do something as natural as looking at naked people in a computer screen.


6 Erotic Tales About Politicians (That'll Destroy Your Mind)

Politics and sex go together like genitals and belt sanders -- horribly, yet morbidly fascinating for all those around you.


5 Things I Saw Making Porn With The Creators Of South Park

Once upon a time, Tim Lake used to make guerrilla porn all across L.A. with Matt Stone and Trey Parker. This is their story.


5 Female Sexual Enhancements You Didn't Think Were Possible

I found out about some insane sexual enhancements for ladies that are way crazier than my 'penis pump plus prayer' regimen.


12 Hilarious Failures At Sex Pill Package Design

Sometimes, when you're focusing all your energy on putting out a dubious 'sexual enhancement' product, you can't be bothered to design packaging that makes any kind of sense.


My Fetish Is So Weird I Had To Invent A New Type Of Porn

This is the story of how one man built an erotic empire -- and what he lost in the process.


Here's An Inside Look At The Therapists Who F#ck Clients

Let's talk about crippling sexual dysfunction, baby.


Racism Makes People Horny: Confessions Of A Real Dominatrix

We talked to a dominatrix named Natasha to help us sort out the hows, whats, no seriously whats, and dear god whys of sexual fetishes.


25 Unfathomable Facts About Porn And Sex (You Can't Unknow)

Belarus: Where the men watch My Little Pony porn and the women watch anal.


5 Realities Of Date Rape Many Women Already Know

Date rape is just one never-ending pit of B.S., and you need to know more about it.