10 Michelle Wolf Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘Brides will say things like, ‘It’s my special day.’ But how do you call it your day if your dad’s paying for it? I think it’s his day, and I think it’s a really weird day for him. He’s paying a ton of money to make sure a man has sex with you that night’

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25 Bizarre Statistics About Relationships And Sex

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One of the strongest human drives is the urge to make more humans. And that requires interaction and relationships. And since scientists have those same urges, they spend a disproportionate amount of time studying sex stuff. And learning head-scratching details.

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