Magazine Sex And Relationship Tips That Are Just So Stupid

There are two places human beings should never, ever take sex points from: pornography and magazines. And, more often than not, the stuff magazines recommend is way worse than what you see in the darker corners of the internet.

For example ...

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COSMOPOLITAN invites you to grab a fork and press it against his butt cheeks, his pecs, his thighs and any other part of his body you wish to pleasure

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marie claire urges you to try THE SEXY MARIONETTE Stand facing a wall, as if you're about to be strip-searched, placing both hands slightly above y

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Magazine Sex And Relationship Tips That Are Just So Stupid

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Cosmopolitan suggests that women use their breasts as brushes to cover their partner with edible paint, then lick it off afterwards.

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TO SPICE THINGS UP IN THE BEDROOM, CRACKED.cOM COSMOPOLITAN RECOMMENDS HIDING SOMEONE IN YOUR CLOSET WITHOUT THE KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR LOVER BEFORE HAVING

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MAXIM says Remember that chores around the house count as foreplay. Because you should only help clean if it means getting your willy wet.

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Cosmopolitan recommends eating cookies while you're having seX. They suggest eating them off your partner's breasts, eating them from your partner's m

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LOOKING FOR A UNIQUE PLACE TO DO THE DEED? HOW ABOUT A BANK VAULT? Men's Health proposes: A safe-deposit-box room is quiet, the door is locked, and t

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Redbook advises women to excite their partner by touching his armpits. He may not like it, but the only way to find out is by caressing and slapping t

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CRACKEDCOM, Glamour has some killer tips on how to spice up kissing: Treat his toes like a mouth and make out with them. And... French his anus; not d

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COSMOPOLITAN WANTS YOU TO TRY EATING AN ICE POP WHILE GIVING HIM ORAL TO DELIVER A MORE PLEASURABLE EXPERIENCE, THOUGH YOU'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO CLEAN U

11 Entry by Harvey Sapigao

Honey, I'd like YOU to meet--oOooohh! According to Cosmopolitan, women should try surprising their husband with oral when he walks in the front door,

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Cosmo SaYs pretend you're his boss and to ask him to stay after work to help with a special task. Because nothing is sexier than being reminded of

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Cosmopolitan Challenges you to slip a donut around your partner's penis and eat it off. A donut sprinkled with pubic hair and ball sweat sounds irresi

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CRACKEDOON AS forepiay, sexologist Dr. rRachael ROSS suggests in Esquire, Buy her something. Women like gifts. Gifts come, sex follows. Thank you,

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COSMOPOLITAN Want to give your man the best handjob ever? Wrap his silk tie around his penis and jerk him off! Nothing turns a man on more than having

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Men'sHealth suggests chilling a bunch of grapes and trailing them along a woman's nipples and inner thighs, and then holding one between your teeth an

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COSMOPOLITAN IA PRESENTS GRan THE SEXY SPRINKLER Chkis Do downward facing dog overa sprinkler during sex to combine the naughty thrill of outdoor sex

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REDBOOK RecomMENDS using A 0 ORACKEDCOM WHILE PERFORmING ORAL sex on A man. STEP1 HOLLOWOUT cenTeR STEP2: PLACE AROUND man's penis STEP3: THINK OF BLO

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Women's Health offers sex tips for multitasking. Activities you can enjoy while having sex: watching TV O answering emails O texting O gift-wrapping c

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GQ says if you want to keep the spark alive, you should make your girlfriend think that you're cheating on her. Then... SURPRSlI You were just taking

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