Cracked Archive - Sex

4 Reasons Porn Stars Are Nothing Like You Think

Whenever someone mentions porn star, a very specific picture pops in our minds. Too bad these images in our head are often ridiculously off the mark.

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6 Mistakes You Will Make When Buying Your Next Car

Let's go ahead and make this whole car buying thing as easy as possible.

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5 Reasons Being a Male Porn Star Is Less Fun Than It Looks

Cracked sat down with Lance Hart, veteran porn star, pornographer, and all around porn-type guy, to get the lowdown on getting down for a camera. Here's what we learned.

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8 Ridiculous Sex Toys for the Budget-Conscious

Humans love sex, and humans love toys. Sex toys are a thing. We tend to think they're alright, too ... most of the time.

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5 'Deviant' Sex Acts That Science Says Are Good For You

The freakier the sex, the better it is for me, according to science.

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The 6 Most WTF Old-Timey Porn Trends

Warning: Fairly NSFW Images Ahead.

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The 5 Most Ridiculous Products Made for Crotch Maintenance

I'm not saying that taking care of our fun bits is a bad thing. For the most part, it's the best thing. It's just that some of the stuff we subject them to seems a tad ... overkill.

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9 Things You Can Eat When You're Hungry and at a Porn Store

Could you make a meal of the things you found in a porn store? Would you want to? Is anything even remotely worth eating? These questions needed answers. I'm your huckleberry.

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5 of Your Sex Secrets I Learned Working in a Porn Store

We spoke to sex shop veterans Audra Carr and Devan Thayer Lund to find out what life is like down in the trenches, and discovered that our local porn clerk knows more about the most intimate aspects of our lives than we ever imagined

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The 5 Worst Ways Modern People Think About Sex

As much as we obsess over sex, it seems like many people have a very awful way of looking at it.

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6 Insane Sex Myths (That Are Actually True)

We probably shouldn't have been so quick to call B.S. on those myths we heard back in high school.

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3 Things I Learned From Hiring a Prostitute

What kind of companionship does a lady you know nothing about offer for the discerning gentleman with an excess of cash? I mean, besides the obvious.

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5 Plot Lines Erotic Novels Desperately Need to Adopt

Here are a bunch of new, unexplored genres and plots that urban-fantasy and romance fans are sure to eat up.

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5 Terrifying Sex Toys That Prove We're Overthinking Sex

Sometimes when I sit in front of the fire in my smoking jacket, idly sipping Scotch and browsing through the latest issue of 'Sexy Sex Sexology on Sexual Sexiness,' it occurs to me that we, as a society, are totally overthinking boning.

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4 Ridiculous Sex Machines on Amazon (With Hilarious Reviews)

Maybe you didn't know it, but Amazon.com offers sex machines. Each is accompanied by a trove of hilariously terrible reviews.

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