Cracked Archive - Sex
The 6 Worst Trades Ever Made in Exchange for Sex
There are some things in this world that pride should prevent you from doing. Trading ass for value meals is like ten of those things.
- By Felix Clay
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- July 26, 2013
12 Sexual Positions That Should Be Named After Celebrities
Is there a way to combine sex and celebrities? I mean besides a sex tape.
- By Gladstone
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- July 02, 2013
5 Creative Ways People Got Revenge on Cheating Spouses
In a rational world full of level-headed people, when you find out you've been cheated on, you'll confront your partner and explain how you feel disrespected and that perhaps it's best if you go your separate ways. In the real world, people do this stuff.
- By Felix Clay
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- June 29, 2013
4 Awkward Scenarios You Only Tolerate from a Sexual Partner
Simply by virtue of the nudie-time fun you have together (or if I want to be sweet and sappy and suggest it's true love), you will put up with and tolerate the most heinous of activities.
- By Felix Clay
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- June 22, 2013
4 Surefire Ways to Ruin the Mood During Any Sexual Encounter
Back in the day I like to think the road to dirty talk was a lot like Frodo's journey with the Fellowship.
- By Felix Clay
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- June 18, 2013
5 Baffling Uses of Sex Toys That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
No one dies in this article or anything. A few of them get messed up, but it's cool.
- By Felix Clay
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- May 04, 2013
The 6 Worst Pieces of Sex Advice on the Internet
These tips are by people who are unequipped to even hope to tell you how to be a better lover at all.
- By Felix Clay
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- April 11, 2013
The 7 Least Sexy Songs About Sex
Here are the seven sexiest songs for the discerning individual whose life is one never-ending awkward silence.
- By Cyriaque Lamar
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- April 06, 2013
4 Perverted Behaviors You Won't Believe Animals Exhibit Too
Don't go thinking that humans are alone in partaking in perverse behavior.
- By Felix Clay
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- April 04, 2013
6 Bizarre Ways to Stop Yourself From Masturbating
For the benefit of those wankerati and the just plain curious, I figured I'd check out some of the anti-jiggletime suggestions and try them out myself.
- By Felix Clay
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- March 28, 2013
The 5 Saddest Prostitutes in the World
There's a terrible underside to prostitution, and I'm not even talking about the underside of a prostitute
- By Felix Clay
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- March 24, 2013
4 Ways You Can Tell the Economy Still Sucks
People like to point to various statistics on growth, employment, and inflation, but ultimately, all those amount to nebulous ink blot tests.
- By Gladstone
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- March 05, 2013
The 6 Most Terrifying Sex Illustrations on Wikipedia
Despite being one of the most visited sites on the Internet, Wikipedia is jam-packed with marvelously janky doodles of dead-eyed humans doing it.
- By Cyriaque Lamar
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- February 26, 2013
6 Steps to Meeting New People (For the Socially Intolerable)
I present this system to you, illustrated with a few examples from my own experience, so that you can learn from the failure pile that is my life.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- February 20, 2013
6 Ways Your Brain Is Sabotaging Your Sex Life
It's true -- our own psychology is constantly working against us. Our heads are full of destructive and downright wrong ideas that we just can't get past, due to biology, upbringing, or both.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- February 04, 2013
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