Look, if you must find an Asian date, at least do it online.
Is there a way to combine sex and celebrities? I mean besides a sex tape.
In a rational world full of level-headed people, when you find out you've been cheated on, you'll confront your partner and explain how you feel disrespected and that perhaps it's best if you go your separate ways. In the real world, people do this stuff.
Simply by virtue of the nudie-time fun you have together (or if I want to be sweet and sappy and suggest it's true love), you will put up with and tolerate the most heinous of activities.
Back in the day I like to think the road to dirty talk was a lot like Frodo's journey with the Fellowship.
No one dies in this article or anything. A few of them get messed up, but it's cool.
Don't go thinking that humans are alone in partaking in perverse behavior.
Despite being one of the most visited sites on the Internet, Wikipedia is jam-packed with marvelously janky doodles of dead-eyed humans doing it.
I present this system to you, illustrated with a few examples from my own experience, so that you can learn from the failure pile that is my life.