Cracked Archive - Sex
4 Reasons Porn Stars Are Nothing Like You Think
Whenever someone mentions porn star, a very specific picture pops in our minds. Too bad these images in our head are often ridiculously off the mark.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- July 17, 2014
6 Mistakes You Will Make When Buying Your Next Car
Let's go ahead and make this whole car buying thing as easy as possible.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- July 01, 2014
5 Reasons Being a Male Porn Star Is Less Fun Than It Looks
Cracked sat down with Lance Hart, veteran porn star, pornographer, and all around porn-type guy, to get the lowdown on getting down for a camera. Here's what we learned.
- By Robert Evans, Lance Hart
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- June 29, 2014
8 Ridiculous Sex Toys for the Budget-Conscious
Humans love sex, and humans love toys. Sex toys are a thing. We tend to think they're alright, too ... most of the time.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- June 19, 2014
5 'Deviant' Sex Acts That Science Says Are Good For You
The freakier the sex, the better it is for me, according to science.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- June 17, 2014
The 6 Most WTF Old-Timey Porn Trends
Warning: Fairly NSFW Images Ahead.
- By Tristan Cooper
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- June 07, 2014
The 5 Most Ridiculous Products Made for Crotch Maintenance
I'm not saying that taking care of our fun bits is a bad thing. For the most part, it's the best thing. It's just that some of the stuff we subject them to seems a tad ... overkill.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- May 29, 2014
9 Things You Can Eat When You're Hungry and at a Porn Store
Could you make a meal of the things you found in a porn store? Would you want to? Is anything even remotely worth eating? These questions needed answers. I'm your huckleberry.
- By Felix Clay
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- May 24, 2014
5 of Your Sex Secrets I Learned Working in a Porn Store
We spoke to sex shop veterans Audra Carr and Devan Thayer Lund to find out what life is like down in the trenches, and discovered that our local porn clerk knows more about the most intimate aspects of our lives than we ever imagined
- By Amanda Mannen, Devan Thayer Lund, Audra Carr
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- May 16, 2014
The 5 Worst Ways Modern People Think About Sex
As much as we obsess over sex, it seems like many people have a very awful way of looking at it.
- By Felix Clay
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- May 10, 2014
6 Insane Sex Myths (That Are Actually True)
We probably shouldn't have been so quick to call B.S. on those myths we heard back in high school.
- By Aaron Granger
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- May 05, 2014
3 Things I Learned From Hiring a Prostitute
What kind of companionship does a lady you know nothing about offer for the discerning gentleman with an excess of cash? I mean, besides the obvious.
- By Felix Clay
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- April 26, 2014
5 Plot Lines Erotic Novels Desperately Need to Adopt
Here are a bunch of new, unexplored genres and plots that urban-fantasy and romance fans are sure to eat up.
- By C. Coville
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- April 23, 2014
5 Terrifying Sex Toys That Prove We're Overthinking Sex
Sometimes when I sit in front of the fire in my smoking jacket, idly sipping Scotch and browsing through the latest issue of 'Sexy Sex Sexology on Sexual Sexiness,' it occurs to me that we, as a society, are totally overthinking boning.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- April 10, 2014
4 Ridiculous Sex Machines on Amazon (With Hilarious Reviews)
Maybe you didn't know it, but Amazon.com offers sex machines. Each is accompanied by a trove of hilariously terrible reviews.
- By Soren Bowie
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- March 26, 2014
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