Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."

Today, we bring you the second installment of an original comic Mr. Rowntree will be updating here on Cracked.

Check out last week's update, in which Winston showed you How To Win At Panhandling.

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