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Velma Is East Asian In Mindy Kaling's New Scooby-Doo Spinoff, And Racists Are Being Crybabies About It

Ugh.

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By Carly Tennes

Published

June 11, 2021

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How Scientology Allegedly Tried To Take Over A City In Florida

Oh dear Xenu.

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By Zanandi Botes

Published

June 11, 2021

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Attorney General Garland Says Investigating How ProPublica Obtained Billionaire Tax Data Is 'At The Top Of My List'

Priorities!

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By Carly Tennes

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June 10, 2021

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At Least 13 Indonesian McDonalds Locations Forced To Shutter Due To Popularity of BTS Meal

Fans may have a little too much love for the Boy(s) With Luv.

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By Carly Tennes

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June 10, 2021

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Texas Rep. Asks If Government Agencies Can Change The Orbit of The Earth, The Moon, To Solve Climate Change

Uhhhhh, I don't think that's how that works.

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By Carly Tennes

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June 09, 2021

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The New York Times Accidentally Publishes Story About Watermelons Growing On Mars

I want to believe ... in Martian fruit.

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By Carly Tennes

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June 09, 2021

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Newsmax Says They Have No Plans To Hire Controversy-Embroiled Rep. Matt Gaetz

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By Carly Tennes

Published

June 08, 2021

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Crocs Heels Are Now Apparently A Thing, Thanks to Balenciaga

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By Carly Tennes

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June 08, 2021

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Chicken Sandwich Wars: Burger King Trolls Chick-Fil-A With Pride Month Chicken Sandwich Donation

Ahhh, the good 'ol chicken sandwich wars.

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By Carly Tennes

Published

June 07, 2021

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Apparently Doesn't Know That June Has 30 Days

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By Carly Tennes

Published

June 07, 2021

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Nigeria's Government Suspends Twitter For Deleting President's Tweet

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By Carly Tennes

Published

June 04, 2021

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FB Ending Special Treatment For Politicians Following Ban Of You-Know-Who

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By Carly Tennes

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June 04, 2021

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Among Us Crewmate-Shaped Chicken Nugget From McDonald's BTS Collab Sells For Almost $100,000 on eBay

BTS Chicken McNugget is sus.

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By Carly Tennes

Published

June 04, 2021

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Cicada Recipes Are Apparently A Thing

Bon Cicadappetite!

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By Carly Tennes

Published

June 03, 2021

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Study: Three In Four Americans Can't Parse The News For BS

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By Carly Tennes

Published

June 03, 2021

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