This is 2020, after all.
Why? Just why?
Legend has it that if you leave your subway card and first born child at the shrine, your train *just might* arrive on time for once...
Here comes the bride, all dressed in, lingerie made from her mother's wedding gown?
At first Kraft's new marketing campaign went well ... orzo they thought.
Fixing the world means confronting these head-on ...
The latest animal therapy trend just might be the right moooooove.
Did we not learn anything from 'Indiana Jones'?
Just like the classic October jingle, 'Half a holly, jolly Christmas ...'
If you sign up to be a serial killer, chances are your own death will be very stupid.
Hello again, Newman ...
Do you think they called him 'father' or 'daddy?'
As Stephen Colbert put it, 'that, my friends, is democracy at twerk.'
Time to go drown our sorrows in a Luigi soda, folks.
Journalists, they're just like your grandma on Facebook!