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Giant Bomb Trends On Twitter, Scaring Unsuspecting Users, Amusing Fans
This is 2020, after all.
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 16, 2020
A TikToker Put an Egg In A Keurig Machine, Bringing 2020 To A New Low
Why? Just why?
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 15, 2020
Someone Left A Shrine To Mercury, The Roman God of Travelers, On A Subway Platform Because American Transit Needs All The Help It Can Get
Legend has it that if you leave your subway card and first born child at the shrine, your train *just might* arrive on time for once...
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 15, 2020
Bride Turns Her Mother's Wedding Gown Into Wedding Night Lingerie
Here comes the bride, all dressed in, lingerie made from her mother's wedding gown?
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 14, 2020
Send Noods ... Or Don't? Kraft Accused of Creeping With Mac and Cheese
At first Kraft's new marketing campaign went well ... orzo they thought.
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 14, 2020
5 Scary Questions About The Future (No One Wants To Ask)
Fixing the world means confronting these head-on ...
- By Jason Pargin
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- October 14, 2020
Stressed-Out Folks Are Hugging Cows (And Moo Can Blame Them)
The latest animal therapy trend just might be the right moooooove.
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 13, 2020
Woman Returns Stolen Items From Pompeii After 15 Years of Bad Luck
Did we not learn anything from 'Indiana Jones'?
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 13, 2020
Just In Time For Halloween, Someone's Selling Half A Christmas Tree
Just like the classic October jingle, 'Half a holly, jolly Christmas ...'
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 13, 2020
5 Chilling Murderers Who Met Their Ends In Ridiculous Twists
If you sign up to be a serial killer, chances are your own death will be very stupid.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- October 12, 2020
Newman is Back -- Seinfeld's Annoying TV Neighbor Stars In Voting PSA
Hello again, Newman ...
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 09, 2020
Priest Gets Caught Having a Threesome On The Altar Of His Church, Getting More Than Most of Us These Days
Do you think they called him 'father' or 'daddy?'
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 09, 2020
Stripper Voting Campaign 'Get Your Booty To The Poll' Aims to Encourage Voting
As Stephen Colbert put it, 'that, my friends, is democracy at twerk.'
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 08, 2020
Japan's Super Mario Theme Park Looks Adorable (But Needs More Waluigi)
Time to go drown our sorrows in a Luigi soda, folks.
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 08, 2020
Reporters Keep Quoting Fake Van Halen Interview (Whoops)
Journalists, they're just like your grandma on Facebook!
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 08, 2020
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