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Buffets Are Pretty Much Dead

No Country For Old Country Buffets


Grubhub's Playing The Long Game Against Dine-In

Grubhub is clearly trying to be the Amazon of take-out.


Study: Hey, Maybe Universal Basic Income Isn't The Worst Idea Ever

It's worth taking a look at how a Universal Basic Income would actually impact people in the real world.


Why Trump Can Just Get Away With It

Not even the history books will bring Trump and his allies the justice they deserve.


The Venezuelan Coup Attempt Is One of The Dumbest Stories In A While

It's like a coup lead by the gang from 'It's Always Sunny.'


Why Doesn’t Trump Wear A Mask

Trump's refusal to wear a mask isn't just another gaffe.


You Can't Skateboard On A Highway, No Matter How Cool It Looks

No matter how sick this looks, it will absolutely get you fined and/or killed.


Disneyland Shanghai's Reopening Is A Sad Look At The Future Of Vacations

Disneyland Shanghai might be the perfect testing ground for how vacations will look for a long time.


Beloved Hobbies That Are Secretly The New 'Dad Things'

If you enjoy these things, you might be a dad!


Don't Let 'Big Meat' Freak You Out Over Shortages

America's always had a history of lying about its meat, and that's gotta stop.


Mississippi Blew Money For The Poor On Brett Favre And Pro Wrestlers

Brett Favre was apparently handed more money than an NFL practice squad QB to skip speaking engagements.