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Meet Mr. Stubbs, Alaska's Cat Mayor
A lot of responsibility rests in his cute, fuzzy paws.
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- By Crystal Duan
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4 Inside The Hotel Thief Competition With A 5-Figure Price Package
Crime Pays ... only if you stayed at the Roosevelt Hotel.
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- By Crystal Duan
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What is Cuffing Season and Why Is It Called That?
Everything you need to know about cuffing season, explained.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Kit Kats Are Made Of ... Kit Kats?
Give us a break ... of that sweet, meta Kit Kat bar.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Turns Out ‘The Smartest Man In the World’ Has The Dumbest Opinions (In The World)
(Allegedly) high IQ, Terribly, terrible takes.
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- By Talbert Gregson
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Green Bean Casseroles Are Thanksgiving's Most Overrated Dish
Yeah, we said it.
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- By Carly Tennes
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What The Hell Is 'The Snail' Question?
It's a question as old as time -- or, well, Rooster Teeth and Reddit.
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- By Carly Tennes
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We (Sorta) Had Our First Woman President Thanks to a Colonoscopy
Colonoscopies: making VP dreams come true since 1776!
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- By Carly Tennes
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4 Ideas About Education That Everyone Gets Wrong
We still believe lies created decades ago.
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- By Steven Assarian
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No One Is Giving Your Kid Edibles This Halloween
No one has that kind of money ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Halloween Candy Corn Supply Not Affected After Ransomware Attack, Disappointing Millions With Tastebuds
Great.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Vienna, Austria's Tourism Board Starts OnlyFans To Show Off Their, Erm, Classic Artwork
Nice.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Artist Takes Money And Runs, Leaving Behind Work Titled 'Take The Money And Run'
The artwork is essentially about the working conditions of artists," says Haaning, which is exactly what we say every time we're caught stealing.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Reasons Going To Grad School Isn't Worth It Anymore
Magna cum lower your expectations.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Pokemon Card-Burning Mom Sets Off Twitter Inferno
Bean Dad's got some competition for Twitter's arch (parenting) nemisis.
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- By Carly Tennes
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