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4 Reasons We Can't Laugh Away Stupid Conspiracy Theories In 2021
4 Reasons We Can't Laugh Away Stupid Conspiracy Theories In 2021

Some conspiracy theories are nothing but cosplay to avoid thinking about actual problems in the world.

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McDonald's To Serve Spam and Oreo Burger in China
McDonald's To Serve Spam and Oreo Burger in China

Mmmmm, gelatinous canned meat and chocolate cookies ....

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Infamously Bad 2000s 'Harry Potter' Fan Fiction, 'My Immortal', Immortalized On TikTok
Infamously Bad 2000s 'Harry Potter' Fan Fiction, 'My Immortal', Immortalized On TikTok

'The Room' of 'Harry Potter' Fan fiction is back -- and terrifying zoomers.

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4 Reasons Rap And Trump Keep Intersecting
4 Reasons Rap And Trump Keep Intersecting

Hip Hop and Trump keep meeting and it's not going to stop anytime soon.

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'TikTok' Monster Rinses Cooked Beef Under Running Water, Emotionally Scarring The Internet
'TikTok' Monster Rinses Cooked Beef Under Running Water, Emotionally Scarring The Internet

Here's why nearly everyone and their mother had *beef* with this, erm, unique cooking "tip."

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Amateur Codebreakers Crack Zodiac Killer's Message After More Than 50 Years
Amateur Codebreakers Crack Zodiac Killer's Message After More Than 50 Years

Better start thinking of a good alibi, Ted Cruz.

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5 Rich People Who Prove Wealth Makes You Weird
5 Rich People Who Prove Wealth Makes You Weird

Sometimes an excess of money gives you a bad case of brain worms.

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FTC Sues Facebook, Says Social Network Needs to Sell Whatsapp, Instagram
FTC Sues Facebook, Says Social Network Needs to Sell Whatsapp, Instagram

Monopoly -- so much more than a friendship-ruining board game.

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The World's Weirdest Pronunciation of 'Microwave' Immortalized In BBC Cooking Video
The World's Weirdest Pronunciation of 'Microwave' Immortalized In BBC Cooking Video

If you're reading this, you're probably pronouncing

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21 Bafflingly Bizarre Dumb Tough Guy Shirts
21 Bafflingly Bizarre Dumb Tough Guy Shirts

Skip the closet and throw these directly in a dumpster.

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Communist Cookie Monster Mural Mystery Sparks Ire in Illinois
Communist Cookie Monster Mural Mystery Sparks Ire in Illinois

It's a mural mystery, rife with identity theft, alleged graffiti, and of course, a massive Soviet-inspired Cookie Monster.

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Did 'Borat 2' star Rudy Giuliani Fart During A Michigan Voter Fraud Hearing?
Did 'Borat 2' star Rudy Giuliani Fart During A Michigan Voter Fraud Hearing?

It was the toot heard 'round the world.

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