The news often reads like the third movie in a superhero franchise -- the one that always has way too many villains and subplots.
We sat down with Charles Veitch, who got on the Truther bandwagon early and became one of its most popular advocates ... only to turn away from the whole ridiculous conspiracy in the most public way possible.
When Gawker has legitimate criticism of you, that's saying something.
Once every couple of months, the quarreling masses of the internet put aside their differences for just a moment to completely and thoroughly ruin a person's life.
Sixty years is a long time for North and South Korea to think up less deadly but far more insane ways to screw with one another.
The news is a crusade to see if we can still be shocked despite having the same ridiculous insanity happen every other day.
If you ask me, Ronald Reagan was absolutely the worst president this country has elected to date.
The news can seem like one long advertisement for never going outside.
Bodybuilding addiction: When you become stronger and weaker at the same time.
The news media is the crying baby seated next to you on the 12-hour plane ride of life.
@hopeless is the 'Woe is me' Twitter account you've sought for the entirety of your miserable life.
Excessive exposure to news media can burn out the circuits in your brain that allow you to give a shit.
Even though things seem to be taking a turn for the terrifying here in the United States, we still got it pretty good.
The news media is primarily a delivery system for anxiety and impotent rage.