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Apparently, there was a trail of little glittery footprints in the wake of the eyeshadow attack.
The jig is up: Reynolds knows we're all going to be absolutely baked this Thanksgiving.
I don't understand how you can make dried pasta gourmet.
I'm not some kind of fancy city lawyer, but if you can apply this law to a bumper sticker, what of truck nuts?
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Powerful men are accustomed to a certain amount of formulaic lenience.
We follow the news, so you don't have to.
As adorable as this video is, it's important to remember that gorilla body language doesn't always translate well to humans.
Dogs need a lot of love, cuddles, food, and occasionally, for their owner to clean poop off their butt fur.
I'm offended by the implication that hardcore porn sites can't have political opinions.
You know what really triggers liberals? When you destroy your own expensive property.
Millennials don't deserve the rap they get.
Pepsi. Buddy. Sit down. We need to talk.