Red Starbucks cups are so last month. Here some new things for your family to yell about over Christmas dinner.
Russian propaganda slips into our reading every day. Straight from the Kremlin, right into your Facebook feed.
What we think we know about these people is either grossly simplified or outright B.S.
Watching the news, it's clear that the real world is a lot like the 'Star Wars' universe, in the sense that there are lots of people getting limbs hacked off by religious extremists.
As far as most news outlets are concerned, anyone below the poverty line is fair game as a source of national amusement and mockery.
Watching the news can leave you with the impression that the world is secretly run by YouTube commenters.
While everyone is saying equally dumb stuff as Ben Carson, he's the only one suffering in the polls for it.
Flamethrowers are legal to buy, and we advocate arming them on any and all vehicles you own.
Going to an animated movie for kids by yourself as an adult male is one step away from going to Chuck E. Cheese's alone.
Clearly, Ted Cruz is not a punk.
Articles about how modern college kids hate the first amendment have become more prevalent than STDs at a frat house.
A quick look at the news should make you thankful that you're not currently running and screaming from some disaster or another.
It is a foregone conclusion that Hilary Clinton is going to win the Democratic nomination, to the chagrin of the keyboard-killers who thought Sanders would be our POTUS for the next 60 years.