Cracked Archive - News
Keeping up with the news is like trying to play Whac-A-Mole with your face.
The Trump presidency is causing a number of scary effects that haven't hit the headlines yet, whose impacts could linger for years.
- By Justin Crockett
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The weekly news cycle has turned into a funhouse mirror maze.
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The news outlets are the Tamagotchis of the new millennium.
Not to sound like Trump, but there are actually several reasons to harbor a strong dislike for the 'NYT.'
- By Mark Hill
Some weeks it seems like the news media is deliberately punking you.
The concept of fake news isn't entirely fake.
You're welcome for making you a much more interesting person to the people screaming obscenities at you on Xbox.
Sorting through news headlines is like archaeology -- there's a ton of digging, there's so much dirt, and anything good you find is usually broken.