Cracked Archive - News

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/21)

The news often reads like the third movie in a superhero franchise -- the one that always has way too many villains and subplots.

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I Was A Professional 9/11 Truther (And I Gave It Up)

We sat down with Charles Veitch, who got on the Truther bandwagon early and became one of its most popular advocates ... only to turn away from the whole ridiculous conspiracy in the most public way possible.

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5 "Geniuses" Who Drove Their Legacies Into the Ground

When Gawker has legitimate criticism of you, that's saying something.

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How Our Reaction To The Stanford Rapist Was Insane

Once every couple of months, the quarreling masses of the internet put aside their differences for just a moment to completely and thoroughly ruin a person's life.

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6 Hilarious Tactics North And South Korea Are Using To Fight

Sixty years is a long time for North and South Korea to think up less deadly but far more insane ways to screw with one another.

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/14)

The news is a crusade to see if we can still be shocked despite having the same ridiculous insanity happen every other day.

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6 Ways You Didn't Realize Ronald Reagan Ruined The Country

If you ask me, Ronald Reagan was absolutely the worst president this country has elected to date.

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/7)

The news can seem like one long advertisement for never going outside.

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I AM Compensating For Something: A Bodybuilder Speaks Out

Bodybuilding addiction: When you become stronger and weaker at the same time.

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The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/31)

The news media is the crying baby seated next to you on the 12-hour plane ride of life.

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5 Bizarre Social Media Accounts Way Too Many People Follow

@hopeless is the 'Woe is me' Twitter account you've sought for the entirety of your miserable life.

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/24)

Excessive exposure to news media can burn out the circuits in your brain that allow you to give a shit.

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5 Ways The U.S. Is Awful (But Other Countries Are Way Worse)

Even though things seem to be taking a turn for the terrifying here in the United States, we still got it pretty good.

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/17)

The news media is primarily a delivery system for anxiety and impotent rage.

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20 Good Reasons To Never Trust The Media Again

Did you know Steve Jobs died in 2008? No? Good job never watching the news.

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