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Broke Rat-Man Chuck E. Cheese Seeks To Destroy 7 Billion Prize Tickets
That's almost enough for one large stuffed animal!
- By Carly Tennes
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- September 17, 2020
Taco Bell Now Sells 'Jalapeño Noir' Wine Because Reality Is Melting
There's so much to taco 'bout here, folks.
- By Carly Tennes
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- September 17, 2020
Thirteen 'Now You Know' Facts To Kickstart Your Movie and General Knowledge
It's time to flex your brain muscle.
- By AM Smiley
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- September 17, 2020
In 2020, Everybody Working From Home Is 'BBC Dad'
There are two kinds of people in the world --- those who have had a Robert Kelly moment since working remotely, and liars.
- By Carly Tennes
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- September 16, 2020
The Internet's Current Obsession: Dumb Reasons For Getting Dumped
Jerry Seinfeld walked, so we could run ... out of these questionable relationships.
- By Carly Tennes
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- September 16, 2020
4 Stages Every Ad Went Through In 2020
The playbook on how to make commercials has gone completely insane.
- By Mark Hill
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- September 14, 2020
Most Badass Monkey Fighters In Japan Are Three Elderly Women
The 'Monkey Busters,' as the women call themselves, are ready.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- September 12, 2020
Now You Know: Impressive Movie And General Knowledge Facts
These should make your brain sit up and take notice.
- By AM Smiley, Chris Pauls
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- September 10, 2020
Somehow We Still Don't Know Who 'The LAX Jetpack Person' Is
Blink twice if it’s aliens, the FBI.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- September 09, 2020
18 Random Facts To Spice Up Your Brain Diet With Some Variety
You can't survive just on memes and quotes from comedies.
- By Cracked Writers, Andres Diplotti
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- September 08, 2020
White College Professor Caught Pretending To Be Black. (Again.)
We've got Rachel Dolezal 2.0. Please don't give us a 3.0.
- By Dan Duddy
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- September 04, 2020
Now You Know: 12 Essential Movie & General Knowledge Facts
It's time for an infusion of interesting facts.
- By AM Smiley, Chris Pauls
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- September 04, 2020
Right When Most Needed, Taco Bell's Removing Menu Items
RIP Mexican Pizza. You will be missed.
- By Dan Duddy
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- September 04, 2020
5 Ways Dumb Conspiracies Suck In Normal People
If you're going to get people's attention, you need to lean into the stupid.
- By David Wong
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- September 04, 2020
Trump Is Now Encouraging Supporters To Test Voter Fraud By Voting Twice
It's a weird message coming from the guy who supposedly hates voter fraud.
- By Dan Duddy
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- September 03, 2020
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