Cracked Archive - News

New Zealanders Are Raving Right Now

Being from New Zealand is a massive flex in 2020 -- but it doesn't have to be.

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5 Unspoken Reasons The Holidays Suck For Millions Of Americans

There's a reason holiday movies are never about retail jobs.

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Chile's Protesters Just Changed Their Constitution (Pay Attention, US)

What the US can learn from the time Chile voted out fascism.

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'Borat 2' Star Rudy Giuliani Leads Bizarrely Surreal Press Conference

Lying, hair dye fails, and 90s films -- oh my!

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Amazon Accidentally Reunites Ireland

Is there anything the e-commerce giant can't do?

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Flamethrower-toting Man Hops On Bus, Spews Fire

Talk about a blaze of glory...

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Dolly Parton Helped Fund Moderna's Research To Get Us Out Of This

Further proof why Dolly is a national treasure in these trying times.

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Georgia Voter President Trump Said Was Dead Is Alive, Kickin'

She's alive! Like actually. There's no joke here. She's, alive, well, and participating in democracy.

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After Trump Leaves, Expect The Garbage Ideas To Get Polite

The future of bad ideas is easy-to-watch YouTube videos.

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Separated Americans And Canadians Are 'Sex Tenting' Due To Customs Loophole

Because an 8 month dry-spell can lead to some, um, interesting solutions.

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Spain's Latest Botched Art Restoration Is Really Really Bad

We're pretty sure we could have restored this better ...

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Coup-O-Meter Shows Exactly How Screwed Our Democracy is Right Now

Because modern problems require modern solutions.

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QAnon Is Really Going Through It Right Now

Post election, QAnon is going through a trying time. If only if Danny DeVito was there to offer them an egg ...

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5 Bizarre, Less-Talked-About Problems with the Police

There are a lot more problems with police culture than just the stuff that makes the news ...

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