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Broke Rat-Man Chuck E. Cheese Seeks To Destroy 7 Billion Prize Tickets

That's almost enough for one large stuffed animal!

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Taco Bell Now Sells 'Jalapeño Noir' Wine Because Reality Is Melting

There's so much to taco 'bout here, folks.

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In 2020, Everybody Working From Home Is 'BBC Dad'

There are two kinds of people in the world --- those who have had a Robert Kelly moment since working remotely, and liars.

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The Internet's Current Obsession: Dumb Reasons For Getting Dumped

Jerry Seinfeld walked, so we could run ... out of these questionable relationships.

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4 Stages Every Ad Went Through In 2020

The playbook on how to make commercials has gone completely insane.

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Most Badass Monkey Fighters In Japan Are Three Elderly Women

The 'Monkey Busters,' as the women call themselves, are ready.

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Now You Know: Impressive Movie And General Knowledge Facts

These should make your brain sit up and take notice.

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Somehow We Still Don't Know Who 'The LAX Jetpack Person' Is

Blink twice if it’s aliens, the FBI.

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18 Random Facts To Spice Up Your Brain Diet With Some Variety

You can't survive just on memes and quotes from comedies.

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White College Professor Caught Pretending To Be Black. (Again.)

We've got Rachel Dolezal 2.0. Please don't give us a 3.0.

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Now You Know: 12 Essential Movie & General Knowledge Facts

It's time for an infusion of interesting facts.

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Right When Most Needed, Taco Bell's Removing Menu Items

RIP Mexican Pizza. You will be missed.

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5 Ways Dumb Conspiracies Suck In Normal People

If you're going to get people's attention, you need to lean into the stupid.

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Trump Is Now Encouraging Supporters To Test Voter Fraud By Voting Twice

It's a weird message coming from the guy who supposedly hates voter fraud.

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