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Anti-Vaxxers Are More Organized Than You Think
It's not just soccer moms anymore.
- By Adam Wears
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- May 31, 2020
Stop Explaining What MLK 'Would Have Done' To MLK’s Children
Twitter users know no shame.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 29, 2020
Underreported Ways The Trump Admin Screwed This Up
Pandemics are hard, guys.
- By Andrea Meno
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- May 29, 2020
Monopolies Normal People Have No Clue Exist
These industries, they are dummy concentrated.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- May 29, 2020
Landlords, Can You Not Be Trash Right Now?
Landlords are treating this like an opportunity to live in a porno trope.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 28, 2020
Nobody Knows How Wildfire Season Is Gonna Go
How many crises can we deal with at once? We're gonna find out.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 27, 2020
Twitter Finally Corrects Trump And He Goes Full Dictator Mode
Twitter finally called Trump out. Now he wants to shut them down.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 27, 2020
JK Rowling Still Sucks At Metaphors
Look us in the eye and tell us who the Marshlanders are, Joanne.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- May 27, 2020
To Celebrate Nearly 100k Dead, Trump Donates 100k
They're 100% going to accidentally going to release his tax returns in an campaign fundraising email blast.
- By Luis Prada
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- May 27, 2020
How Is KFC So Late To The Chicken Sandwich Wars?
America's never going to say no to a fried chicken sandwich, but...
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 27, 2020
Garfield-Themed Restaurant Exists, Is Having A Hard Time
The future of the Garfield-shaped food industry is in peril.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- May 26, 2020
A Michigan Dam Burst, Can We Finally Tackle Infrastructure Now?
How many once-in-a-century problems does it take before we do something?
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 22, 2020
To Encourage Folks to Bone, Trojan Released a ... Cookbook?
It’s like a horror movie in which you’ve been kidnapped and forced to do nothing but bake and bang.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- May 22, 2020
Hey, Starbucks, We Branded Your New Drink For You
Starbuck's rampant promotion of new drinks around any type event is so exploitative and transparent that it has become amusing.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 21, 2020
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