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Teen Titans Looks Sad & Broody (But We're Still Here For It)
Common knowledge says that by the time you hit middle school, you should stop watching cartoons and move on to more
- By Tim Hawkman, Daniel Dockery
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- December 04, 2017
What Stupid Conspiracy Theory Is Out There Now? (12/4/17)
Is the Illuminati in charge of your homeowners association? Are Starbucks locations secretly Russian surveillance??
- By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls
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- December 04, 2017
What Stupid Conspiracy Theory Is Out There Now? (12/3/17)
Is the Illuminati in charge of your homeowners association? Are Starbucks locations secretly Russian surveillance??
- By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls
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- December 03, 2017
What Stupid Conspiracy Theory Is Out There Now?(12/1/17)
Is the Illuminati in charge of your homeowners association? Are Starbucks locations secretly Russian surveillance?? We may never know.
- By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls
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- December 01, 2017
The 6 Most Important Things You Need To Know On Friday 12/1
We follow the news, so you don't have to.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- December 01, 2017
David Goyer Is Too Broody For The Awesomeness That Is He-Man
On the Mt. Rushmore of '80s cartoons sit four heads: Optimus Prime, Cobra Commander, Lion-O, and He-Man.
- By Tim Hawkman
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- December 01, 2017
An Amazon Courier Pooped On A Curb, But Who Do We Blame?
This looks like an act of desperation.
- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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- December 01, 2017
The Book That Won The 'Bad Sex In Fiction' Award
For all I know, this is an excellent book ...
- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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- December 01, 2017
'Detective Pikachu' Isn't A Pokemon Movie (And That's Good)
We're finally getting it. A Pokemon movie based on a Pokemon game ... a game you've never heard of.
- By Tim Hawkman, Daniel Dockery
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- November 30, 2017
'CatDog' Lied: Science Says Dogs Could Be Smarter Than Cats
It turns out cartoons lied to us.
- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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- November 30, 2017
Drone Footage Shows Chill Shark Swimming Near Chill People
Yes, you should get to shore and away from the shark, but try to do it without wriggling around like live bait.
- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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- November 30, 2017
The 'Infinity War' Trailer Is Great, So Were These 6 Others
The 'Avengers: Infinity War' trailer just came out. So let's rejoice about that for a bit.
- By Tim Hawkman, Daniel Dockery
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- November 29, 2017
Pizza Hut Introduced A Vegan Pizza. Oh The Humanity.
Not a single one of my vegan or vegetarian friends has ever lectured me about meat.
- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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- November 29, 2017
Sorry Katy Perry: Scientists Warn Glitter Is A Global Threat
I'm going to come out with an incredibly brave take: ban glitter.
- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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- November 29, 2017
Marvel's Teaser Trailer Is An Ad For An Ad, Made Up Of Ads
Marvel Studios has done the impossible.
- By Tim Hawkman, Luis Prada
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- November 28, 2017
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