Cracked Archive - News
Amazon’s Price Hike Is A Good Time To Remember Amazon Sucks
Maybe all that money can go to giving Amazon workers some bathroom breaks
- By Cedric Voets
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- April 27, 2018
Luigi Gets A Bulge (And Other News That’s Weird AF)
The world is just getting weirder, which is oddly comforting.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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- April 24, 2018
5 Insane Small-Town News Stories You Need To Know About
Every now and then, a story that affects the whole world starts unfolding right in the peaceful heart of Nowhere In Particular.
- By Jordan Breeding
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- April 23, 2018
The Queen Has Her Own Private (Creepy) Pet Cemetery
She might look all sweet and innocent, but Her Majesty has a dark secret.
- By Adam Wears
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- April 20, 2018
Britain Just Created An Immigration Crisis Dumber Than DACA
It's hard to top the boneheaded antics of the Trump administration when it comes to immigration, but Britain is certainly trying its best right now.
- By Adam Wears
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- April 18, 2018
Katy's Gut, Arnie's Heart, & Other Celeb Parts Making News
Celebrities being wacky is one of the constants in the universe.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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- April 17, 2018
When Somebody Else's Identity Theft Scam Gets You Arrested
Criminal identity theft is regular identify theft's ugly cousin, and involves someone getting caught doing a crime while using your name, and then you get the blame. So, what happens next?
- By Ryan Menezes
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- April 13, 2018
13 Myths About Society Too Many People Believe
I am to science what Albert Einstein was to trap music.
- By Jason Pargin
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- April 11, 2018
Foldable Phones, Smart Porn, And Other Breaking Tech News
Here’s what the machines are up to, this week.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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- April 10, 2018
What If Your Job Paid You To Do Absolutely Nothing?
Whether you would regard this as a vacation or a living hell probably says a lot about your personality.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- April 08, 2018
Stop Thinking About Trump's Dong, You Maniacs
We're only a short time away from seeing what President Donald Jayden Trump looks like when he's doin' the do.
- By Adam Wears
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- April 03, 2018
Baby Groot Isn't Groot, And Other Startling Hollywood News
We’re here to help you keep up with the torrent of Hollywood news.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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- April 03, 2018
Millions Of Americans Go To Mexico When They Need Healthcare
How much does healthcare cost in the USA?
- By Evan V. Symon
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- March 29, 2018
Birth Control Pills For Men & More Life-Changing Health News
Look out guys, we’re about to mess with your T.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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- March 27, 2018
Life In An American City Where Cars Are Banned
Mackinac, where horses and bicycles are kings and cars are unwelcome beasts.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- March 25, 2018
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