Marcus Garvey: The Man School Books Are Too Scared To Mention

He was one of the most talked about men of his time, traveling the globe and speaking in front of 25,000 at Madison Square Garden.

Authors: By Nathan Williams
Published: September 18, 2021
Comments: 10

13 Fun Bits Of Trivia To Help You Break The Ice In Conversations

Sure, Homer Simpson might be a downtrodden schmuck, but at least he’s in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

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Blockbuster Returns From The Grave As A Tape-Swapping Street Box

Be kind, rewind time.

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'The Emperor's New Groove' Could Have Been Disney’s Most Epic Animated Movie

They were going to literally lasso the effing sun …

Authors: By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
Published: September 18, 2021
Comments: 8

13 Cool Facts To Make You More Attractive To The Opposite And/Or Same Sex

But have you seen the version of Casablanca that’s about Interpol chasing a nuclear scientist?

Authors: By Andrea Meno
Published: September 18, 2021
Comments: 5

Cracked News: 15 Topical Takes

By:: Eli Yudin

August 10, 2021

Cracked News: 15 Topical Takes

All the news that's fit to crack.

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Cracked News Dr. Fauci is hopeful that COVID vaccines will get FDA approval within weeks. COVID COVID COVID COVID-1 Coronavir Varcine Coronavirus Vaccine Vaccine injection co injection Because if there's one thing anti-vaxxers trust it's government organizations. CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Cracked News Rockies fans say a fan accused of yelling racial slurs was actually yelling at the mascot, Dinger. IES 00 Said the fans, That dude f#$%ing hates Dinger. CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Cracked News The Alaska health department says a highly sophisticated group was behind a recent cyberattack. They added, It was a real rollercoaster of a day, because we'd just won a new iPhone. CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Cracked News Census experts are puzzled by a high rate of unanswered questions on the 2020 Census. It's almost like their weird house exam is boring or something. CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Cracked News Fake COVID-19 vaccination cards are worrying college officials. COVID-1 Vaccination Record Card CDC thate Number MOREINA 042120A OF MAZEZNA Dr Juli laz 030M20A Said the college students, Dude, memorize the batch number in case the bouncer asks. CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Cracked News A 14-year-old has become the youngest person to swim the length of Lake Tahoe. Another 14-year-old was spotted on the shore with his t-shirt still on, saying he might swim it later. CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Cracked News Data shows that the pandemic has set off a deadly rise in speeding. 140 120 180 200 220- 240 260 When asked to slow down, drivers said, and let the virus catch me??? CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Cracked News A new vaccination form for federal workers has added penalties for lying. <<< The biggest penalty? Getting COVID. CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Cracked News Under a new plan, members of the US military will be required to get the COVID-19 vaccine. Said the Pentagon, our troops deserve an honorable death, fighting for oil in the Middle East. CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Cracked News Officials say that this year's Sturgis Motorcycle Rally is the busiest in years. Local gas stations can barely keep extra-small condoms in stock. CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Cracked News Jim Beam has filled 1 million barrels of bourbon during the pandemic. Said people living through the pandemic, More, please. CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Cracked News Michigan police drew guns on and handcuffed a black real estate agent, his client, and his -Year old son. 01/18 If they close on the house, the neighbor that called the cops better bring one hell of a welcome basket. CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Cracked News Virginia is considering renaming streets named for Confederate Soldiers. But you know what they say: History is written by the losers. CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Cracked News Police are pushing back on a conservative rollback of gun laws across the country. Said conservative law-makers, Look, as long as somebody's getting shot, We don't care who does it. CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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Cracked News Facebook has rolled out a prayer request feature allowing users to request prayers from friends. Said God, People still use facebook? CRACKED.COM — Source: AP

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