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Facemasks Are Useless Against Coronavirus Conspiracy BS

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By Daniel Dockery

Published

March 11, 2020

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Crowd-Pleasing Twists In Big-Time Scandals

Sometimes life manages a satisfying narrative arc.

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By E. Reid Ross, Blair Dodge, Fred Pope, Markos Hasiotis

Published

March 10, 2020

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Why The U.S. Housing Market Is An Unaffordable Nightmare

Even though we don't technically have a housing shortage. (Just an AFFORDABLE housing shortage.)

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By Kelly Stone

Published

March 10, 2020

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98

Coronavirus Side Stories That Prove This Entire Crisis Is Weird AF

We read the news today, oh boy.

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By Mark Hill

Published

March 09, 2020

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Airlines Are Letting Greed (And Coronovirus Panic) Kill Off The Spirit Of Aviation

Look out! It's a g-g-g-g-greedy airline!

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By Cedric Voets

Published

March 09, 2020

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Unexpected (Positive) Aspects Of Tragic Events

Like nature's consolation prize.

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By Kelly Stone

Published

March 08, 2020

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There Are A Bunch Of Questions About Kim Gordon's Super Tuesday PSA

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By Amanda Mannen

Published

March 04, 2020

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Most Badass Things People Have Done For Their Pets

This is how you treat man's best friend.

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By E. Reid Ross, Mike Bedard, Diego C., Roman Odarenko

Published

March 03, 2020

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People, We Need To Wash Our Hands To Stop Spreading Coronavirus (Not All The Other Stupid Crap You're Doing)

It’s trendy to have coronavirus right now, but if someone offers it to you, just say no.

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By Luis Prada

Published

March 02, 2020

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'Extreme' Political Viewpoints (That Really Aren't)

Progressive policies actually work quite well in the rest of the world.

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By Adam Wears

Published

March 02, 2020

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5 Hilarious Ways Drones Are Doing Good (Seriously)

See? Sometimes drones can be good.

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By Kelly Stone

Published

March 01, 2020

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Costco Food Courts Go Behind A Paywall March 16th: So Long Cheap Hotdogs, Non-Members

There's a lot of great memories attached to the Costco food court, and that's all about to go behind a paywall.

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By Isaac Cabe

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February 26, 2020

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IKEA Is Producing Weird Audio Porn Now

Slam your genitals in as many consenting drawers as you want, but don't pretend it's making them cleaner.

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By Amanda Mannen

Published

February 26, 2020

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The 5 Most Garbage Democrats In Congress

Just look at these asses.

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By Cedric Voets

Published

February 26, 2020

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If Your Significant Other Needs A McDonald's Scented Candle, Now's The Time

To those about to beef: We salute you.

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By Amanda Mannen

Published

February 21, 2020

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