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Anti-Abortion Site Being Trolled— Er, Ogred By Shrek Fans

The heroes we need *and* deserve.

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: August 27, 2021
Comments: 16

OnlyFans Reverses Controversial Decision To Ban 'Explicit' Content

Presumably losing most of your patrons/income is never a great business move.

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: August 25, 2021
Comments: 21

Nirvana Sued By The Baby From Cover of 'Nevermind'

Move over, Teen Spirit -- it smells like a 'Nevermind' lawsuit

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: August 25, 2021
Comments: 37

5 News Moments From A Few Decades Ago That Seem Surreal Now

Sadly, we didn't have Twitter back then to blow these up.

Authors: By Ivan Farkas
Published: August 25, 2021
Comments: 57

WaPo Columnist Says Indian Food Is Made With One Spice, Gets Roasted By The Entire Internet

"ummm, what?" - anyone with tastebuds reading the OpEd, probably.

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: August 24, 2021
Comments: 23

PICTOFACT

Cracked News: 15 Timely Tidbits

All the news that's fit to skew!

Authors: By Eli Yudin
Published: August 24, 2021
Comments: 16

Soon-To-Be-Ex NY Lawmaker Andrew Cuomo, Reportedly Left His Dog Behind After Leaving Governor's Mansion

Big Ted Cruz Energy.

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: August 23, 2021
Comments: 2

How To Understand Billionaires (In Four Easy Steps)

Billionaires don’t pay their fair share in taxes, even though doing so wouldn’t impact them literally at all.

Authors: By William Kuechenberg
Published: August 23, 2021
Comments: 49

Boat That Blocked The Suez, Disrupted Global Trade, Gets Second Chance

If at first, you don't succeed in navigating a boat through the Suez canal, causing a several-day aquatic traffic backup and arguably an international incident, try, try again

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: August 20, 2021
Comments: 4

PICTOFACT

13 Fascinating Bits Of Trivia To Make You Sound Super Smart

The Nickelodeon slime actually sounds surprisingly delicious.

Authors: By Andrea Meno
Published: August 20, 2021
Comments: 29

Inside Walt Disney World's Most Infamous EPCOT Heist

Here's what an abandoned thrill ride, an NBA star, and $7,000 of stolen Haunted Mansion costumes all have to do with the disappearance of one of EPCOT's most iconic figures.

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: August 19, 2021
Comments: 5