Cracked Archive - News

4 Dark Realities Of How Adult Entertainment Operates In 2020

Everything on the internet is monopoly, including the sites nobody admits to visiting.

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Who Got The Ball Rolling On QAnon?

We know who helped QAnon catch on, but it doesn't make us feel any smarter.

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12 'Now You Know' Facts To Make Your Brain Purr

Guaranteed 100 percent interesting.

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Wait, The Post Office Can Arrest People?

Steve Bannon, you rascal!

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Sure Weirdly Coincidental Putin Critics Keep Getting Poisoned

It looks like someone came down with a deadly case of political opposition.

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It's Snowing Chocolate In Switzerland

Hallelujah?

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We Don't Need Susan B. Anthony To Be Pardoned

Dead women don't vote.

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National Conventions Are Pointless Wastes Of Time

Welcome to the lamest concert on Earth.

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Running A Lemonade Stand Is Dangerous Work (No, Really)

When life gives you lemons, then you might get robbed.

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Buying Stamps Won't Save The Post Office; Here's What Will

You don't need to be buying stamps.

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5 Crazy True Crimes That Got Overshadowed This Year

These deaths are not normal by even the twenty-twentiest of definitions.

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Why Is The USPS And Mail-In Voting Being Ruined?

Imagine this story coming from another country. It would be an example of "third-world" politics.

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Dog Whistles Are Already Blowing For Kamala Harris

It's only been two days.

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12 Next-Level 'Now You Know' Movie And General Facts

More snacks to feed your hungry brain.

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The QAnon Congressperson is Nothing New

The weird is coming from inside the House.

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