In a year full of strange headlines, this might just be the weirdest.
Pull up a chair, folks.
For anyone craving a bit of catharsis during all of this violence, trust us, this is better than porn.
Gotta keep those hearts coming at any cost, to the point of metaphysical contradiction.
A pitched battle.
Small communities, major drama.
But, if we're wrong, Trump can arrest anyone who politically opposes him with impunity.