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WaPo Columnist Says Indian Food Is Made With One Spice, Gets Roasted By The Entire Internet
"ummm, what?" - anyone with tastebuds reading the OpEd, probably.
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- By Carly Tennes
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23 Soon-To-Be-Ex NY Lawmaker Andrew Cuomo, Reportedly Left His Dog Behind After Leaving Governor's Mansion
Big Ted Cruz Energy.
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- By Carly Tennes
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How To Understand Billionaires (In Four Easy Steps)
Billionaires don’t pay their fair share in taxes, even though doing so wouldn’t impact them literally at all.
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- By William Kuechenberg
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Boat That Blocked The Suez, Disrupted Global Trade, Gets Second Chance
If at first, you don't succeed in navigating a boat through the Suez canal, causing a several-day aquatic traffic backup and arguably an international incident, try, try again
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- By Carly Tennes
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Inside Walt Disney World's Most Infamous EPCOT Heist
Here's what an abandoned thrill ride, an NBA star, and $7,000 of stolen Haunted Mansion costumes all have to do with the disappearance of one of EPCOT's most iconic figures.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Emily Blunt To Star In New Amazon Movie About History of Union-Busting Pinkerton Detective Agency
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- By Carly Tennes
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Shrek and Ned Flanders From 'The Simpsons' Are Streetwear's Latest Muses
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- By Carly Tennes
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OnlyFans Tries to Pretend It's Not OnlyFans To Appease App Store Overlords
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- By Carly Tennes
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A California Politician Resigned After Bragging About Two Affairs Into A Mic
Sometimes, the scandal timeline speeds up. Such as when, say, the guy unwittingly admits everything from the start.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Hermit Crabs Get Wound Up For The Nasty By ... Ocean Pollution?
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- By Carly Tennes
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Somebody Apparently Thought Making Alcoholic Mountain Dew Was A Good Idea
*4 Loko has left the chat*
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- By Carly Tennes
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Utah Governor Spencer Cox Shares Concerned Citizen Letter Demanding He Change His 'Foul, Dirty, and Obscene Surname'
“Us decent people here in Utah will not stand for it,”
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Terrible Things Happening Under Biden Right Now
Biden's campaign was touted as the most progressive in American history. So, how's that working out for everyone?
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- By Michael Dawson
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Twitter Slaps Marjorie Taylor Greene With One-Week Time Out
Plus, the platform sounds off on if the lawmaker could be banned permanently.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Disturbing Playbook For How Local Politics Have Gotten So Toxic
Those who thought this would die off once all of their predictions turned out wrong were unfortunately incorrect.
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- By Ethan Tyrrell
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