15 Weird Headlines That Left Our Jaws On The Floor
![15 Weird Headlines That Left Our Jaws On The Floor](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/3/7/880437_320x180.jpg)
We all make mistakes, but some are more public than others – like getting fired for wearing an Adolf Hitler costume to work. That's exactly what happened to one man at the Madison Children's Museum in Wisconsin. The museum released a statement saying that "his continued employment would create an environment at odds with our values and unwelcoming to visitors and staff." On another note, former housekeeper Mercedes Wedaa is suing Jeff Bezos and two of his companies. According to the complaint, Wedaa was made to work long hours with no breaks in conditions that led to urinary tract infections because she wasn't allowed to use the bathrooms in the main house, and had to climb out of a window onto a path leading downstairs just to go pee. Yikes! And on the subject of firing, sometimes companies realize they may have made a mistake whe,n they let someone go – and Twitter is currently experiencing this first hand as they've reached out to dozens of employees who lost their jobs during recent changes at the company, asking them to come back.
125 billionaires' investments cause as much emissions as France.
![CRACKED 125 BILLIONAIRES POLLUTE AS MUCH AS FRANCE. An Oxfam report shows that the emissions caused by 125 billionaires' investments is equivalent to France's entire output of carbon dioxide. Each billionaire causes, on average, 3 million metric tons of CO2 emissions yearly - a million times more than 90% of the world's population.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/5/0/880450.jpg)
Authorities in the Netherlands have decided that wolves can now be shot with paintballs.
![WOLVES IN THE NETHERLANDS CAN NOW BE SHOT WITH PAINTBALLS. This decision comes after a video was posted on social media of a wolf strolling past a family in one of the nation's parks. Paintballs were chosen so rangers can see which animals have been hit, hopefully encouraging wolves to stay away from people. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/5/3/880453.jpg)
Twitter is asking employees they fired to come back.
![CRACKED TWITTER IS ASKING EMPLOYEES THEY FIRED TO COME BACK. Some of those who are being asked to return were laid off by mistake, while others were let go before management realized that their work and experience may be necessary.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/4/7/880447.jpg)
Some New Yorkers are not amused by the MTA's new "Subway Bingo" game.
![THE MTA LAUNCHED A SUBWAY BINGO GAME TO MAKE THE SUBWAY FUN. A Some riders think that the MTA should be focusing on safety instead. Crime on transit has increased by 40% in 2022, and many feel that playing games is not going to help fix that problem. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/4/0/880440.jpg)
This man was living his best life, crashing in Stanford dorms for 10 months undetected.
![SOME DUDE LIVED IN STANFORD'S DORMS FOR 10 MONTHS. The man was first cited by the university in December 2021 but continued to live there until late 2022, when he finally got a stay-away letter and was removed from campus. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/4/2/880442.jpg)
55 students will have to retake the SATs after UPS lost their test papers.
![STUDENTS WILL HAVE TO RETAKE THE SATS AFTER UPS LOST THEIR TESTS. Around 55 students at El Paso High School may have to retake the SATS after test papers flew out of a UPS truck. The College Board said that exams are occasionally lost in transit. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/5/1/880451.jpg)
Kaczynski's offensive remarks about alcohol and early motherhood insult women.
![CRACKED PROMINENT POLISH POLITICIAN INSULTS WOMEN. In remarks which have sparked outrage and have been called insulting to women, Jaroslaw Kaczynski, leader of the populist ruling party Law and Justice, said he does not favor very early motherhood, and that if women abuse alcohol up to the age of 25, there will be no children.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/4/3/880443.jpg)
This NASCAR driver just schooled everyone on the last turn - thanks to some serious gaming skills.
![A NASCAR DRIVER SCHOOLED EVERYONE THANKS TO HIS GAMING SKILLS. TWO LEGP PLASH 0 CLOWE'S IMPAL XX 1990 - IMPALA 2 MAD PENNZOIL ST NOC CHARGE Ross Chastain shifted into fifth gear on the final turn of Martinsville Speedway, rather than slowing down like most drivers, and passed five cars to finish in fifth place. Не later said he learned this move from playing NASCAR 2005 on Gamecube with his brother when they were younger. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/4/4/880444.jpg)
A man was fired from The Madison Children's Museum for wearing a Hitler costume.
![CRACKED A MAN WAS FIRED FROM A CHILDREN'S MUSEUM FOR DRESSING AS HITLER. The Madison Children's Museum in Madison, WI has fired a man who wore an Adolf Hitler costume on the street, saying his continued employment would create an environment at odds with our values and unwelcoming to visitors and staff.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/4/9/880449.jpg)
Milwaukee PD is trading in their old guns for some new ones because too many officers have been shot by accident.
![CRACKED MILWAUKEE PD IS GETTING NEW GUNS BECAUSE TOO MANY COPS WERE ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTING THEMSELVES. The Milwaukee Police Department is ditching its current service weapons after several officers were injured by unintentional discharge. The new guns will be equipped with safety features to prevent more hurtsies.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/4/5/880445.jpg)
One ED was so overwhelmed that the charge nurse had to call 911.
![CRACKED A HOSPITAL WAS so OVERWHELMED, THEY CALLED 911. Although COVID-19 numbers are low, hospitals across the U.S. are in crisis mode due to a wave of seasonal respiratory illnesses and staffing shortages. In just one example, an emergency nurse called 911 in October 2022, when there were 45 people in the waiting room and only five nurses.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/5/2/880452.jpg)
Cops cuff black car owner in a mix-up, then lose the key.
![CRACKED COPS CUFFED A BLACK MAN BY MISTAKE, THEN LOST THE KEY. Two officers cuffed a Black man at a shopping center while investigating a car theft, but it turned out the guy was just the owner of the car. They couldn't release him because they lost the key to the handcuffs, so more officers had to come and find the spare key.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/4/8/880448.jpg)
Raising Cane's sues a shopping mall for failing to disclose that McDonald's had the exclusive right to sell chicken products there.
![CRACKED A FAST FOOD CHAIN IS SUING A MALL FOR NOT TELLING THEM IT WAS MCDONALD'S TURF. Raising Cane's is suing shopping mall Crossings of Hobart, Indiana, alleging that the landlord tricked them into signing a long-term lease without disclosing that a previous owner had already granted McDonald's the exclusive right to sell chicken products there.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/4/1/880441.jpg)
Former housekeeper is suing Jeff Bezos for long hours, no breaks, and UTIs.
![JEFF BEZOS' HOUSEKEEPER IS SUING HIM FOR CAUSING HER A UTI. Mercedes Wedaa is suing Bezos and two companies for making her work long hours with no breaks in conditions that led to urinary tract infections. According to the complaint, housekeepers were not allowed to use the bathrooms in the main house and had to climb out of a window onto a path leading to a downstairs bathroom. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/4/6/880446.jpg)
A woman in Uganda has been spiking men's drinks and smearing sedatives on her breasts to rob them while they were passed out.
![A WOMAN IN UGANDA HAS BEEN DRUGGING MEN WITH HER BREASTS. The woman went around to bars and lodges, drugging men by spiking their drinks or smearing sedatives on her breasts, and then robbing them. She was caught after police reviewed CCTV footage from the places she struck. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/3/9/880439.jpg)