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5 Modern Countries That Are Acting Like Insane Supervillains
Well, this is terrifying.
- By Mark Hill
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- March 08, 2019
5 Crucial Things To Remember About Our Wretched Hellscape
Let's not get too crazy, kids.
- By Jason Pargin
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- March 07, 2019
Lyndon LaRouche Was A Maniac Who Gave Us Modern Politics
Entire (deeply cursed) books could be (and have been) written on LaRouche's life.
- By Mark Hill
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- February 19, 2019
5 Screwed-Up Ways The World's Stacked Against Poor People
It's hard out there for people living on the lower end of the income spectrum.
- By Adam Wears
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- February 18, 2019
How Moldy Jam Became A Metaphor For The Insanity Of Brexit
Whatever happened to letting them eat cake?
- By Cedric Voets
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- February 13, 2019
5 Common American Political Beliefs That Don't Add Up
Americans have a lot of political stereotypes.
- By Steven Assarian
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- February 12, 2019
5 Shady Things Famous Companies Don't Want You To Know
It's time to blow their cover.
- By Adam Wears
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- February 11, 2019
7 Reasons Americans Have Stopped Trusting One Another
We need to get to the bottom of this.
- By Jason Pargin
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- February 06, 2019
5 Common Trump Stories That Are Based On Junk Science
Junk science is still junk even if it supports your ideas.
- By Mark Hill
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- January 30, 2019
5 Promises Celebrities Hope We'll Forget
Celebrities are just like us ... in that they make promises they certainly don't intend to keep.
- By Chris Pauls
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- January 24, 2019
5 Scary Ways Technology Is Outrunning The Law
Ask any Silicon Valley billionaire, and they'll tell you technology will save mankind.
- By E. Reid Ross, Tiago Svn, Aquiles Cacho, Marvin Bea, Kigo Simons
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- January 22, 2019
20 Ways The Government Shutdown's Destroying America
We're currently in the midst of the longest government shutdown in the history of our fair nation.
- By Adam Wears
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- January 18, 2019
5 Incredible Times Everyday People Saved The Day
These people are taking valuable time out of their lives to do the right thing.
- By Mark Hill
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- January 14, 2019
When Life In New York Was A Real-Life Dystopian Action Movie
Here's what it was like to live in New York during one of the most violent times in history.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- January 10, 2019
20 Pieces Of Good News Everybody Missed In 2018
Here are 20 uplifting news stories you might have missed this year.
- By Kelly Stone
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- December 21, 2018
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