What sculptor would look at this without even the slightest of niggling doubts?
KFC needs to lay off the herbs and spices.
It might sound impossible to anyone living in the year 2017, but once upon a time, there was a thing called a 'slow news day.'
Sasha Baron Cohen paid the fines for these mankini-wearing miscreants.
Do you want to alienate your friends and family, while taking a bold pro-Christmas stance that literally nobody opposes?
Good news, everyone! The Plaza Hotel in New York has heard your vehement, rabid, horny calls for a 'Home Alone 2'-inspired getaway.
We’ve got your dinner conversation covered.
Let us have a moment of silence for the poor Weather Channel cameraman whose soul was crushed by this bus.
Every time Lena Dunham makes a mistake, the world collectively turns to all Millennial women and says, 'Well, what do you have to say for her?'
With so many news sources shouting for your attention, it's hard to figure out what's truly important.
Dwayne Johnson is the B-movie action here we need today.
Apparently, there was a trail of little glittery footprints in the wake of the eyeshadow attack.
The jig is up: Reynolds knows we're all going to be absolutely baked this Thanksgiving.