Cracked Archive - News

Like much of Florida, it's alarming but harmless.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• January 22, 2020

Telling a child 'no' comes with inherent risks.

• By Mary Claire Potts
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• January 21, 2020

Perfect for hiding behind space trees.

• By Luis Prada
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• January 20, 2020

All Cops Are Babies

• By Adam Wears
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• January 20, 2020

The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'

• By Ryan Menezes
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• January 18, 2020

Don't get your hopes up.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• January 17, 2020

It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.

• By Ryan Menezes
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• January 16, 2020

Long live Frogbot.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• January 15, 2020

Can anti-war candidates go to war? It sure seems like they just did.

• By Adam Wears
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• January 15, 2020

All hail tortoise sex god E5!

• By Luis Prada
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• January 14, 2020

We're so inundated with Trump news that we shrug off scandals that would tank any other president.

• By E.M. Caris
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• January 11, 2020

Let's bring back the telegraph while we're at it.

• By Luis Prada
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• January 09, 2020

Get on this, Hollywood.

• By Ryan Menezes
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• January 09, 2020

Bad marijuana is not a good solution to bad football.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• January 08, 2020

You need a degree to drive a hot dog because that's where we're at.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• January 08, 2020