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Everyday Stuff America Sucks At (Compared To Everybody Else)
Sweating the small stuff.
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224 Why Doesn’t Trump Wear A Mask
Trump's refusal to wear a mask isn't just another gaffe.
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- By Dan Duddy
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You Can't Skateboard On A Highway, No Matter How Cool It Looks
No matter how sick this looks, it will absolutely get you fined and/or killed.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Disneyland Shanghai's Reopening Is A Sad Look At The Future Of Vacations
Disneyland Shanghai might be the perfect testing ground for how vacations will look for a long time.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Don't Let 'Big Meat' Freak You Out Over Shortages
America's always had a history of lying about its meat, and that's gotta stop.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Mississippi Blew Money For The Poor On Brett Favre And Pro Wrestlers
Brett Favre was apparently handed more money than an NFL practice squad QB to skip speaking engagements.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Someone Is Killing Russian Doctors And Not Even Trying To Hide It
But who on Earth could it be?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Stupid Cons That Actually Worked For A While
You too can own all of UPS just by filling out some forms!
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- By Alex Hanton, E. Reid Ross, Julia Lange, Tee Ngin Rui, W.H. Thomas
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9/11 First Responders Got Screwed Over. Today's Frontline Workers Will Get Screwed Even Worse
Our heroes are going to be screwed. Again.
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- By Dan Duddy
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China's Propaganda Video Is So Weird It's Frightening
Sorry LEGO, you're a part of Chinese propaganda now whether you like it or not.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Lazy Messaging Plus Bad Stats Equals Lazy, Bad Policy
Lies created with numbers are the worst kind.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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C'mon, Mother Nature, A Little Help Over Here
We're not asking for a cure. We just need your help with one tiny fix and we can beat this thing ourselves.
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- By Dan Duddy
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The Only Logical Reaction To The News Is 'Arrgghhhh!'
What is even going on right now?
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- By Dan Duddy
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Refusing A Mask Doesn't Equal Sainthood Or Bravery
The same VP who doesn't think condoms work doesn't seem to believe in facial coverings either.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Tom DeLonge Was Right About UFOs, And Harry Reid Says There's More
It's hard to get the government to admit anything these days, but here we are.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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