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5 Modern Countries That Are Acting Like Insane Supervillains

Well, this is terrifying.


5 Crucial Things To Remember About Our Wretched Hellscape

Let's not get too crazy, kids.


Lyndon LaRouche Was A Maniac Who Gave Us Modern Politics

Entire (deeply cursed) books could be (and have been) written on LaRouche's life.


5 Screwed-Up Ways The World's Stacked Against Poor People

It's hard out there for people living on the lower end of the income spectrum.


How Moldy Jam Became A Metaphor For The Insanity Of Brexit

Whatever happened to letting them eat cake?


5 Common American Political Beliefs That Don't Add Up

Americans have a lot of political stereotypes.


5 Shady Things Famous Companies Don't Want You To Know

It's time to blow their cover.


7 Reasons Americans Have Stopped Trusting One Another

We need to get to the bottom of this.


5 Common Trump Stories That Are Based On Junk Science

Junk science is still junk even if it supports your ideas.


5 Promises Celebrities Hope We'll Forget

Celebrities are just like us ... in that they make promises they certainly don't intend to keep.


5 Scary Ways Technology Is Outrunning The Law

Ask any Silicon Valley billionaire, and they'll tell you technology will save mankind.


20 Ways The Government Shutdown's Destroying America

We're currently in the midst of the longest government shutdown in the history of our fair nation.


5 Incredible Times Everyday People Saved The Day

These people are taking valuable time out of their lives to do the right thing.


When Life In New York Was A Real-Life Dystopian Action Movie

Here's what it was like to live in New York during one of the most violent times in history.


20 Pieces Of Good News Everybody Missed In 2018

Here are 20 uplifting news stories you might have missed this year.