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Incel-Motivated Murder Is Now Officially Terrorism
Incel-Motivated Murder Is Now Officially Terrorism

It's time to call a spade a spade.

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'Rodham' Book Takes Us Where Nobody Wants To Go
'Rodham' Book Takes Us Where Nobody Wants To Go

It's generally a bad idea to write a sexy story about someone who could read it.

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The Virus Can Do A Lot More Than Kill You
The Virus Can Do A Lot More Than Kill You

It might seem obvious, but that doesn't mean the message has really sunk in.

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Stranded Cruise Ship Employees Are Living In A Horror Movie
Stranded Cruise Ship Employees Are Living In A Horror Movie

The ships look like American Horror Story sets and nobody can get home.

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Current Impolite Behaviors That Need To Go
Current Impolite Behaviors That Need To Go

There are only 10, that's easy enough to remember.

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Heads Up, The Head Of The CDC Is Also A Giant Jerk
Heads Up, The Head Of The CDC Is Also A Giant Jerk

Robert Redfield is the latest guy screw up in an administration full of them.

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The Dutch Government Is Telling Single People To Get Sex-Buddies
The Dutch Government Is Telling Single People To Get Sex-Buddies

Finally single people are free to get their freak on.

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Ben Sasse: Contempt For Youth Is So Tired
Ben Sasse: Contempt For Youth Is So Tired

Being disdainful for youth doesn't make you tough, it only makes you look like a goober.

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Stupid PR Stunts That Backfired Hard
Stupid PR Stunts That Backfired Hard

'Communication Breakdown' isn't just a great Led Zeppelin song.

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FBI Attitude Towards Pot Affects How It Fights Cybercrime
FBI Attitude Towards Pot Affects How It Fights Cybercrime

The state of our national cyber defense depends on the FBI chilling out.

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Cancel Student Loan Debt, You Cowards.
Cancel Student Loan Debt, You Cowards.

Are the Democrats stupid, malicious, oblivious, or all three?

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So Now Local News Guys Are The 'Enemy Of The People'?
So Now Local News Guys Are The 'Enemy Of The People'?

Sticking it to the Man from down the street.

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Our Brains Can't Handle This Without A Villain
Our Brains Can't Handle This Without A Villain

Our movies just didn't prepare us for this.

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The Senate's Two Biggest Trash Boys Could Lose This November
The Senate's Two Biggest Trash Boys Could Lose This November

Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham suck. Here's how they could actually lose in November.

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