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It's time to call a spade a spade.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 20, 2020
It's generally a bad idea to write a sexy story about someone who could read it.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- May 20, 2020
It might seem obvious, but that doesn't mean the message has really sunk in.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 20, 2020
The ships look like American Horror Story sets and nobody can get home.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 19, 2020
There are only 10, that's easy enough to remember.
- By Lydia Bugg
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- May 19, 2020
Robert Redfield is the latest guy screw up in an administration full of them.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 18, 2020
Finally single people are free to get their freak on.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 18, 2020
Being disdainful for youth doesn't make you tough, it only makes you look like a goober.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 18, 2020
'Communication Breakdown' isn't just a great Led Zeppelin song.
- By RG Jordan
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- May 18, 2020
The state of our national cyber defense depends on the FBI chilling out.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 15, 2020
Are the Democrats stupid, malicious, oblivious, or all three?
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 15, 2020
Sticking it to the Man from down the street.
- By Cedric Voets
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- May 15, 2020
Our movies just didn't prepare us for this.
- By Mark Hill
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- May 15, 2020
Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham suck. Here's how they could actually lose in November.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 15, 2020
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