Cracked Archive - News

You Can't Skateboard On A Highway, No Matter How Cool It Looks

No matter how sick this looks, it will absolutely get you fined and/or killed.

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Disneyland Shanghai's Reopening Is A Sad Look At The Future Of Vacations

Disneyland Shanghai might be the perfect testing ground for how vacations will look for a long time.

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Beloved Hobbies That Are Secretly The New 'Dad Things'

If you enjoy these things, you might be a dad!

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Don't Let 'Big Meat' Freak You Out Over Shortages

America's always had a history of lying about its meat, and that's gotta stop.

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Mississippi Blew Money For The Poor On Brett Favre And Pro Wrestlers

Brett Favre was apparently handed more money than an NFL practice squad QB to skip speaking engagements.

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China's Propaganda Video Is So Weird It's Frightening

Sorry LEGO, you're a part of Chinese propaganda now whether you like it or not.

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Lazy Messaging Plus Bad Stats Equals Lazy, Bad Policy

Lies created with numbers are the worst kind.

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C'mon, Mother Nature, A Little Help Over Here

We're not asking for a cure. We just need your help with one tiny fix and we can beat this thing ourselves.

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Pictofacts

Important News Stories That Got Buried By All The Chaos

Turns out there are other news things happening.

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Pictofacts

Interesting Facts That Will Make Your Brain Purr

Bite-size treats for your brain.

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The Only Logical Reaction To The News Is 'Arrgghhhh!'

What is even going on right now?

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Refusing A Mask Doesn't Equal Sainthood Or Bravery

The same VP who doesn't think condoms work doesn't seem to believe in facial coverings either.

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