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You Can't Skateboard On A Highway, No Matter How Cool It Looks
No matter how sick this looks, it will absolutely get you fined and/or killed.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 07, 2020
Disneyland Shanghai's Reopening Is A Sad Look At The Future Of Vacations
Disneyland Shanghai might be the perfect testing ground for how vacations will look for a long time.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 07, 2020
Beloved Hobbies That Are Secretly The New 'Dad Things'
If you enjoy these things, you might be a dad!
- By Lydia Bugg
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- May 07, 2020
Don't Let 'Big Meat' Freak You Out Over Shortages
America's always had a history of lying about its meat, and that's gotta stop.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 06, 2020
Mississippi Blew Money For The Poor On Brett Favre And Pro Wrestlers
Brett Favre was apparently handed more money than an NFL practice squad QB to skip speaking engagements.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 06, 2020
Someone Is Killing Russian Doctors And Not Even Trying To Hide It
But who on Earth could it be?
- By Amanda Mannen
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- May 06, 2020
Stupid Cons That Actually Worked For A While
You too can own all of UPS just by filling out some forms!
- By Alex Hanton, E. Reid Ross, Julia Lange, Tee Ngin Rui, W.H. Thomas
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- May 06, 2020
9/11 First Responders Got Screwed Over. Today's Frontline Workers Will Get Screwed Even Worse
Our heroes are going to be screwed. Again.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 06, 2020
China's Propaganda Video Is So Weird It's Frightening
Sorry LEGO, you're a part of Chinese propaganda now whether you like it or not.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 04, 2020
Lazy Messaging Plus Bad Stats Equals Lazy, Bad Policy
Lies created with numbers are the worst kind.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 04, 2020
C'mon, Mother Nature, A Little Help Over Here
We're not asking for a cure. We just need your help with one tiny fix and we can beat this thing ourselves.
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 04, 2020
Important News Stories That Got Buried By All The Chaos
Turns out there are other news things happening.
- By Andrea Meno
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- May 02, 2020
Interesting Facts That Will Make Your Brain Purr
Bite-size treats for your brain.
- By Andres Diplotti
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- May 02, 2020
The Only Logical Reaction To The News Is 'Arrgghhhh!'
What is even going on right now?
- By Dan Duddy
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- May 01, 2020
Refusing A Mask Doesn't Equal Sainthood Or Bravery
The same VP who doesn't think condoms work doesn't seem to believe in facial coverings either.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 29, 2020
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