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The 5 Dumbest Conspiracy Theories (Being Spread Right Now)
The 5 Dumbest Conspiracy Theories (Being Spread Right Now)

QAnon, the dimmest bulbs to have ever taken on the Illuminati, are keeping busy.

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Ugh. Not Now, Banksy
Ugh. Not Now, Banksy

There's several layers of stupid here, and only one of them involves Chumbawamba.

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5 Things That Have Become Bafflingly Popular Now
5 Things That Have Become Bafflingly Popular Now

The great kettlebell shortage is upon us.

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Mail-In Voting Should Be The Norm
Mail-In Voting Should Be The Norm

Trump hates the mail like he's Jerry Seinfeld.

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5 Crazy Stories From the War Between Coke And Pepsi
5 Crazy Stories From the War Between Coke And Pepsi

These two drinks that are basically the same, yet have a long-running, bizarre rivalry.

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5 Totally Bonehead Messages From Leaders During These Times
5 Totally Bonehead Messages From Leaders During These Times

Historical times, historical incompetence.

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Trump Being Forced To Reveal His Tax Returns Is Hardly A Win
Trump Being Forced To Reveal His Tax Returns Is Hardly A Win

Maybe if this happened five years ago it would be a different story.

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Uh, Guys, We Need To Figure This School Stuff Out
Uh, Guys, We Need To Figure This School Stuff Out

The entire American education system is already subsisting on the handful of pennies and half a Snickers they found in their pocket.

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Trump Giving Friends Millions In Relief Is More Important Than Him Cheating On The SAT
Trump Giving Friends Millions In Relief Is More Important Than Him Cheating On The SAT

Trump gave his friends and allies millions in relief money. Won't find that in the book.

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President Bolsonaro Of Brazil Tests Positive; Still Acts Like A D-Bag
President Bolsonaro Of Brazil Tests Positive; Still Acts Like A D-Bag

It's poetic justice, but in the most meaningless of ways.

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'ICE' Deporting Foreign Students Isn't Good For Anyone
'ICE' Deporting Foreign Students Isn't Good For Anyone

Deporting students is literally going to make our country stupider.

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Doing Your Laundry Is About To Get More Difficult
Doing Your Laundry Is About To Get More Difficult

Covid-19 is causing us to run out of coins on top of everything else.

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