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4 Accolades That Don't Really Mean Anything Anymore

It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.

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Here's Why Bernie Sanders And Elizabeth Warren Are Fighting

Can anti-war candidates go to war? It sure seems like they just did.

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The Horny Tortoise Who Saved His Species Is A Fraud

All hail tortoise sex god E5!

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5 'Ugh' Trump Stories The News Totally Forgot About

We're so inundated with Trump news that we shrug off scandals that would tank any other president.

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Sorry Texas, But No One Needs To Learn Cursive Ever Again

Let's bring back the telegraph while we're at it.

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5 Heroic Sacrifices By Real-Life Action Heroes

Get on this, Hollywood.

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Medical Marijuana Is Apparently A Joke To Ohio Football Fans

Bad marijuana is not a good solution to bad football.

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What The Wienermobile Says About The Modern Economy

You need a degree to drive a hot dog because that's where we're at.

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4 Crapsack Things That Are Still Legal In The USA

The year is 2020.

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Boss Facts To Supercharge Your Brain

We're here to supercharge your interestingness game.

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Flight Attendants' Uniforms Are Making Them Sick (Again)

It's apparently hard to make fly-looking clothing that won't make the flight attendants incredibly sick.

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5 Pointless And Awful Government Sting Operations

Sometimes to catch a criminal you have to become a criminal yourself.

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Michelin Beat A Chef's Lawsuit, And That's A Big Deal

Losing a Michelin star sucks, losing a court case over it is much, much worse.

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