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QAnon, the dimmest bulbs to have ever taken on the Illuminati, are keeping busy.
- By Cedric Voets
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- July 20, 2020
Sometimes, the silliest disputes can become real legal matters.
- By Israel SH, Andrea Meno, Sarah Philip, Christian Markle, Tee Ngin Rui
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- July 20, 2020
There's several layers of stupid here, and only one of them involves Chumbawamba.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- July 16, 2020
The great kettlebell shortage is upon us.
- By Andrea Meno
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- July 16, 2020
Trump hates the mail like he's Jerry Seinfeld.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 13, 2020
These two drinks that are basically the same, yet have a long-running, bizarre rivalry.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- July 13, 2020
Historical times, historical incompetence.
- By Andrea Meno
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- July 10, 2020
Maybe if this happened five years ago it would be a different story.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 09, 2020
The entire American education system is already subsisting on the handful of pennies and half a Snickers they found in their pocket.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- July 09, 2020
Trump gave his friends and allies millions in relief money. Won't find that in the book.
- By Luis Prada
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- July 08, 2020
It's poetic justice, but in the most meaningless of ways.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 08, 2020
Deporting students is literally going to make our country stupider.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 07, 2020
Covid-19 is causing us to run out of coins on top of everything else.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 07, 2020
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