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Twitter Temporarily Bans Users For Saying The Word 'Memphis'
The Tennessean city is now a dirty word in the eyes of the Twitter's overlords.
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5 Recent Internet Personalities With Whaaat? Backstories
Many of these guys must wish they'd stuck communicating with landlines.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Lucha Libre Wrestlers Are The Heroes We Need In These Trying Times
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Alabama May End Almost 30-Year Yoga Ban in Schools
Alabama, folks!
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Hero Sits In Tub of Bean Dip For 24 Hours To Save Favorite Restaurant
The hero we need -- and deserve -- in these trying times.
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5 Stories People Should Be Paying More Attention To
Sometimes it's easy to overlook things, but we really need to talk about these.
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Joker Runs For Office As The Joker in Japan
He really looks like a guy with a plan -- for improving his community.
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4 Problems We Need To Stop Blaming Regular People For
Sometime fate deals a cruel hand, and people adding to that cruelty doesn't help.
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- By Mark Hill
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3 Dark Realities of British Royal Life According to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
Being a royal is more than just tiaras and formal engagements.
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- By Carly Tennes
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'Women Belong in the Kitchen': Burger King UK Blunders Women's Day Post
Yikes.
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5 People In The News (And Their WTF Side Stories Everyone Forgot)
When you peer beyond the headlines, things get stupid really fast.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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100% Peanut Butter Peanut Butter Cups Are Now Apparently A Thing
Plus, if they're actually any good.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Well, It's March Again
What a year this month has been ...
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4 Ultra-Rich Problems Ordinary People Don't Experience
Wouldn't your life improve if you had more money? But you might also take on some new problems you'd never have thought of.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The USPS's New Mail Trucks Look Like Something Straight Out of 'Cars'
A Pixar-looking truck may soon deliver your packages.
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