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'Burn After Reading' Predicted Part of This Mess
'The Simpsons' has some stiff competition on its hands in terms of predicting the future....
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14 5 Dumb Garbage Conspiracy Theories Spreading Right Now
2020 is over, but the garbage conspiracies it helped unleash remain.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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4 Media Musings From The End of Donald Trump's America
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- By Carly Tennes
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Confederate Flag-Wielding Insurgent Surrenders, Surprise Surprise
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Rudy Watch: 'Borat 2' Star Giuliani Faces Consequences of His Actions, Trump's Wrath
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4 Reasons the Guy Who Runs CNN is a Supervillain (Basically)
Meet the bozo who turned American politics into Game of Thrones.
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- By Mark Hill
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11 Events That Have Happened As Many Times As President Trump Has Been Impeached
To paraphrase Phineas and Ferb's Evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz --
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Brands ... Leave The Slacktivism To Your Personal Accounts
Just as much as a can of Pepsi isn't the cure for racism, a can of Coke isn't a fix for democracy.
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- By Max Mitchem
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Hey, At Least We Won't See Political Ads on Google For The Next Week
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- By Carly Tennes
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Lectern Thief's Lawyer On Explaining That Incriminating Photo: 'I'm Not a Magician'
'But your honor, I only posed for a photo with a stolen podium during a deadly attack on the U.S. capitol!'
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- By Carly Tennes
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'Buffalo Head Guy' Reportedly Hasn't Eaten Since Capitol Attack Arrest, Citing Lack Of Organic Jail Food
'No red M&Ms' requests -- they're for insurgents, too!
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Some Douchecanoe Carved 'Trump' Into a Poor Manatee
Make America Great Again ... by mutilating vulnerable marine life?
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Sorry, Donnie! Parler May Be Down For Quite Some Time
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President Trump Gets Trolled On State Dept Website, Fingers Point To Angry Employee
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Satisfying! Insurgents Involved In Capitol Attack Face Repercussions
Damn, that's crazy. Alexa, play 'That's What You Get
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