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Cracked Archive - News

Kansas Lawmaker Reportedly Called Officer That Arrested Him 'Donut Boy'
Kansas Lawmaker Reportedly Called Officer That Arrested Him 'Donut Boy'

Yikes.

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Disney Says They Made Working 'Star Wars' Lightsaber, Sets Opening Date For Disneyland Avengers Campus
Disney Says They Made Working 'Star Wars' Lightsaber, Sets Opening Date For Disneyland Avengers Campus

That's definitely not dangerous at all ...

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'Bridgerton's' Regé-Jean Page Reportedly Lost Role In 'Superman' TV Series Because He's Black
'Bridgerton's' Regé-Jean Page Reportedly Lost Role In 'Superman' TV Series Because He's Black

Here's what you need to know about these concerning allegations.

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Pickle-Ranch Pizza Is Apparently A Thing, And It Is Cursed As Hell
Pickle-Ranch Pizza Is Apparently A Thing, And It Is Cursed As Hell

Pineapple, you've got some competition.

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Empire State Building-Sized 'Penn 15' Skyscraper To Be Erected In New York City
Empire State Building-Sized 'Penn 15' Skyscraper To Be Erected In New York City

Here's everything you need to know about the massive, proposed Penn 15 building.

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Yahoo! Answers To Shut Down Permanently In May
Yahoo! Answers To Shut Down Permanently In May

Bad news for anyone who has ever wondered if they were “prangnet"...

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4 Stories Everybody Missed (Because This Year Was Bananas)
4 Stories Everybody Missed (Because This Year Was Bananas)

If you are a fan of Van Morrison, The Stone Roses, Eric Clapton, or M.I.A., uh, we've got some bad news.

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4 Bizarre, Overlooked Details From The Matt Gaetz Allegations
4 Bizarre, Overlooked Details From The Matt Gaetz Allegations

Yikes.

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4 Unbelievable Courtroom Situations (That Happened Thanks To Zoom)
4 Unbelievable Courtroom Situations (That Happened Thanks To Zoom)

Zoom has changed everybody's life, and not always for the sane and rational.

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Australian School Bans Mullets, Probably Bringing a Tear To Billy Ray Cyrus's Eye
Australian School Bans Mullets, Probably Bringing a Tear To Billy Ray Cyrus's Eye

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Amid Matt Gaetz Allegations, A Guy Named 'Matt Gertz' is Having A Very Rough Day
Amid Matt Gaetz Allegations, A Guy Named 'Matt Gertz' is Having A Very Rough Day

PSA: Matt Gertz is NOT Florida Representative Matt Gaetz

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Much To James Cameron's Surprise, 'Avatar' Can Apparently Solve The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
Much To James Cameron's Surprise, 'Avatar' Can Apparently Solve The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict

The key to peace in the Middle East was there all along -- or, well, since Avatar hit theaters in 2009.

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Conspiracy Theorist/Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls Vaccine Passport 'Biden’s Mark of the Beast'
Conspiracy Theorist/Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls Vaccine Passport 'Biden’s Mark of the Beast'

PSA: Far-right conspiracy theorists touting outdated 70's conspiracies are not credible sources for medical advice.

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Kid Tweets Gibberish From Agency That Controls U.S. Nukes
Kid Tweets Gibberish From Agency That Controls U.S. Nukes

Whoops ...

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I Guess Someone Had To Turn Baby Yoda, Shrek, and Remy from 'Ratatouille' Into Hyper-Muscular Cakes
I Guess Someone Had To Turn Baby Yoda, Shrek, and Remy from 'Ratatouille' Into Hyper-Muscular Cakes

We're uncomfortable.

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