At first Kraft's new marketing campaign went well ... orzo they thought.
Fixing the world means confronting these head-on ...
The latest animal therapy trend just might be the right moooooove.
We provide the facts -- you provide the smoothness.
Did we not learn anything from 'Indiana Jones'?
Just like the classic October jingle, 'Half a holly, jolly Christmas ...'
If you sign up to be a serial killer, chances are your own death will be very stupid.
Hello again, Newman ...
Do you think they called him 'father' or 'daddy?'
As Stephen Colbert put it, 'that, my friends, is democracy at twerk.'
Time to go drown our sorrows in a Luigi soda, folks.
Journalists, they're just like your grandma on Facebook!
To steal a quote from that one guy from 2007, leave Claudia alone.
Ken Bone is back, and as undecided as ever.
It's an inhuman punishment, doot doot doo doot doot doo.