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Send Noods ... Or Don't? Kraft Accused of Creeping With Mac and Cheese
At first Kraft's new marketing campaign went well ... orzo they thought.
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 14, 2020
5 Scary Questions About The Future (No One Wants To Ask)
Fixing the world means confronting these head-on ...
- By David Wong
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- October 14, 2020
Stressed-Out Folks Are Hugging Cows (And Moo Can Blame Them)
The latest animal therapy trend just might be the right moooooove.
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 13, 2020
18 Random Facts To Insert Yourself Into Conversations
We provide the facts -- you provide the smoothness.
- By Cracked Writers, Andres Diplotti
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- October 13, 2020
Woman Returns Stolen Items From Pompeii After 15 Years of Bad Luck
Did we not learn anything from 'Indiana Jones'?
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 13, 2020
Just In Time For Halloween, Someone's Selling Half A Christmas Tree
Just like the classic October jingle, 'Half a holly, jolly Christmas ...'
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 13, 2020
5 Chilling Murderers Who Met Their Ends In Ridiculous Twists
If you sign up to be a serial killer, chances are your own death will be very stupid.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- October 12, 2020
Newman is Back -- Seinfeld's Annoying TV Neighbor Stars In Voting PSA
Hello again, Newman ...
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 09, 2020
Priest Gets Caught Having a Threesome On The Altar Of His Church, Getting More Than Most of Us These Days
Do you think they called him 'father' or 'daddy?'
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 09, 2020
Stripper Voting Campaign 'Get Your Booty To The Poll' Aims to Encourage Voting
As Stephen Colbert put it, 'that, my friends, is democracy at twerk.'
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 08, 2020
Japan's Super Mario Theme Park Looks Adorable (But Needs More Waluigi)
Time to go drown our sorrows in a Luigi soda, folks.
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 08, 2020
Reporters Keep Quoting Fake Van Halen Interview (Whoops)
Journalists, they're just like your grandma on Facebook!
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 08, 2020
Friendly Reminder That Kellyanne Conway's Daughter Is Still A Kid
To steal a quote from that one guy from 2007, leave Claudia alone.
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 07, 2020
'Sweater Guy' Ken Bone Is Not Someone To Listen To In 2020
Ken Bone is back, and as undecided as ever.
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 07, 2020
Prisoners Forced To Listen To 'Baby Shark' For Hours as Punishment
It's an inhuman punishment, doot doot doo doot doot doo.
- By Carly Tennes
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- October 07, 2020
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