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Send Noods ... Or Don't? Kraft Accused of Creeping With Mac and Cheese

At first Kraft's new marketing campaign went well ... orzo they thought.

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5 Scary Questions About The Future (No One Wants To Ask)

Fixing the world means confronting these head-on ...

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Stressed-Out Folks Are Hugging Cows (And Moo Can Blame Them)

The latest animal therapy trend just might be the right moooooove.

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18 Random Facts To Insert Yourself Into Conversations

We provide the facts -- you provide the smoothness.

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Woman Returns Stolen Items From Pompeii After 15 Years of Bad Luck

Did we not learn anything from 'Indiana Jones'?

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Just In Time For Halloween, Someone's Selling Half A Christmas Tree

Just like the classic October jingle, 'Half a holly, jolly Christmas ...'

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5 Chilling Murderers Who Met Their Ends In Ridiculous Twists

If you sign up to be a serial killer, chances are your own death will be very stupid.

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Stripper Voting Campaign 'Get Your Booty To The Poll' Aims to Encourage Voting

As Stephen Colbert put it, 'that, my friends, is democracy at twerk.'

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Japan's Super Mario Theme Park Looks Adorable (But Needs More Waluigi)

Time to go drown our sorrows in a Luigi soda, folks.

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Reporters Keep Quoting Fake Van Halen Interview (Whoops)

Journalists, they're just like your grandma on Facebook!

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Friendly Reminder That Kellyanne Conway's Daughter Is Still A Kid

To steal a quote from that one guy from 2007, leave Claudia alone.

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'Sweater Guy' Ken Bone Is Not Someone To Listen To In 2020

Ken Bone is back, and as undecided as ever.

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Prisoners Forced To Listen To 'Baby Shark' For Hours as Punishment

It's an inhuman punishment, doot doot doo doot doot doo.

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