Damn, that's crazy. Alexa, play 'That's What You Get
Even by true crime standards, this story is dark.
It only took 1449 days ...
Congressional Representatives, they're (now) just like TikTok teens!
We lit another fire ...
We can do better, America.
Moral of the story? Scour your Twitter before running for senate, folks!
An experiment for the ages ...
Nope. Just Nope.