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12 Security Footage Heroes
Lights, camera, dumbest criminals you’ve ever seen.
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- By JhallComics, Jay L'Ecuyer
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12 Certified Monsters, and the Legal Loopholes That Let Them Walk Free
Winning on a technicality is for game shows. Not sexually deviant cannibals.
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- By JhallComics, Jay L'Ecuyer
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13 Bizarre Headlines That Made Us Feel Like We Just Gave Our Brains An Enema
Ron DeSantis appointed an accused murderer as sheriff.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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13 Bizarro Headlines That Burrowed Into Our Skulls Like A Bone Saw
DeSantis put a guy who thinks tap water can make you gay in government.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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13 Headlines We Must Warn The Past About; Quick, Into The Time Machine, There’s No Time To Explain
Science has found that NYC is literally slowly sinking into the ground.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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‘South Park’ Fans Are Risking It All for the Chance to Eat at the New Casa Bonita
One superfan has spent a week in his car hoping to gain entrance to the restaurant
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- By Ian Garner
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This ‘That ‘70s Show’ Joke Hits Very Differently After Danny Masterson’s Rape Conviction
An out-of-context screenshot from the first-season episode ‘Eric’s Burger Job’ is making the rounds on Twitter
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- By Ian Garner
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4 People Who Accidentally Confessed to Murder
No takesies-backsies
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- By Eli Yudin
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11 “Wholesome” Brands And Occupations That Were Caught Relying On Child Labor
Girl Scout cookies are made with oil manufactured by kids in Asia.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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13 Bizarre Headlines That Scrambled Our Cerebral Cortex, Sizzled Our Central Sulcus, And Juiced Our Pons For A Disgusting Cranial Brunch
Radioactive roads are coming to Florida.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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13 Trivia Tidbits We Discovered Hidden In An Old Chest, Unlocking Mysterious New Regions Of Our Map
Sex toys are illegal contraband in Thailand, it turns out.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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13 Headlines We Plugged Into Our Brains Like A Baker’s Dozen Of Na’vi Neural Whips
In Belgium, it's illegal to call Miller High Life "The Champagne of Beers".
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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13 Headlines That Tenderized Our Grey Matter Like A High-End Handcrafted Marble Meat Mallet
His Holiness the Dalai Lama asked a young boy to suck his tongue.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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15 Bits Of Trivia That Irreparably Altered Our Brain Chemistry
Amsterdam is now actively turning away tourists.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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5 Ridiculous Attempts at Corporate Cost Cutting
Is the cost of free coffee worth an uprising?
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- By Eli Yudin
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