Music
19 Unintentionally Terrifying Children's Album Covers
It's true that the world looks more innocent through a child's eyes. But album covers, even those made for kids, are designed by grown-up, world-hardened and bitter adults. So sometimes you just have to ask, what the hell were they thinking?
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- By CRACKED Staff, David Johnson
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The 6 Most Atrocious Uses of Facial Hair in Music History
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- By Adam Tod Brown, Kristi Harrison
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I'm Starting to Doubt Lil Wayne's Research Skills...
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- By Adam Tod Brown
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5 Days Undercover as a Justin Bieber Fan
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- By Adam Tod Brown
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A ROUNDUP OF INTERVIEWS, DEEP DIVES, & TRIVIA
Battle of the Sexes: Judging The 8 Most Iconic Bras Ever Worn
You know how people always bitch about science taking time out of its day to solve inconsequential problems while a cure for cancer is still nowhere in sight? Well this is a lot like that. Instead of using this prime comedy real estate to shed light on one of the many issues currently plaguing our great nation, we're talking about titties.
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- By Adam Tod Brown, Kristi Harrison
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The 7 Most Impossible Rock Stars to Deal With
DMX is not in any way exaggerating when he describes being a bad, bad man in his songs.
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- By Chris Bucholz
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The 19 Most Hilariously Failed Attempts at Sexy Album Covers
Not every musician is suitable for the role of sexy cover model. Somehow, music producers missed that fact.
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- By Nick Coffin
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The 5 Most Famous Musicians Who Are Thieving Bastards
We know musicians 'borrow' music all the time, but this is flat ridiculous.
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- By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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6 Albums By Rock Legends That Were Thinly Veiled 'F#@k You's
In an industry where recording artists are constantly forced to grab their ankles, these guys did it with a smile on their faces.
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- By Ryan Oskroba
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8 Romantic Songs You Didn't Know Were About Rape
There are some love songs hidden away in the folds of the Billboard Top 40 that seem to be about the kind of love you have in an alley with the assistance of an ether soaked rag.
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- By Ian Fortey
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7 Insane Ways Music Affects The Body (According to Science)
Turns out music does more than just show the world you're a terrible dancer.
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- By Anthony Jurado
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5 Musicians Who Need to Find Something New to Sing About
Sometimes, a musician will latch onto one pet subject and hang on for dear life no matter how bad it makes them look.
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- By Benjamin Dobson
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The 9 Most Underrated Funny Songs (According to Weird Al)
By Weird Al Yankovic. Seriously.
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- By Weird Al Yankovic
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5 Facts About Woodstock The Hippies Don't Want You to Know
It was all about the Benjamins, baby.
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- By Kristi Harrison
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The 15 Most Baffling Boasts in the History of Rap
The boast is the very backbone of rap. When used correctly, it can turn a run of the mill rhyme into something badass. When used incorrectly, you get some incredibly baffling lines.
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- By Adam Tod Brown
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