Cracked Archive - Music
Battle of the Sexes: Judging The 8 Most Iconic Bras Ever Worn
You know how people always bitch about science taking time out of its day to solve inconsequential problems while a cure for cancer is still nowhere in sight? Well this is a lot like that. Instead of using this prime comedy real estate to shed light on one of the many issues currently plaguing our great nation, we're talking about titties.
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- By Adam Tod Brown, Kristi Harrison
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228 The 7 Most Impossible Rock Stars to Deal With
DMX is not in any way exaggerating when he describes being a bad, bad man in his songs.
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- By Chris Bucholz
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The 19 Most Hilariously Failed Attempts at Sexy Album Covers
Not every musician is suitable for the role of sexy cover model. Somehow, music producers missed that fact.
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- By Nick Coffin
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The 5 Most Famous Musicians Who Are Thieving Bastards
We know musicians 'borrow' music all the time, but this is flat ridiculous.
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- By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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6 Albums By Rock Legends That Were Thinly Veiled 'F#@k You's
In an industry where recording artists are constantly forced to grab their ankles, these guys did it with a smile on their faces.
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- By Ryan Oskroba
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8 Romantic Songs You Didn't Know Were About Rape
There are some love songs hidden away in the folds of the Billboard Top 40 that seem to be about the kind of love you have in an alley with the assistance of an ether soaked rag.
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- By Ian Fortey
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7 Insane Ways Music Affects The Body (According to Science)
Turns out music does more than just show the world you're a terrible dancer.
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- By Anthony Jurado
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