And While We're On the Subject...
Geraldine is a real person who, at some point, came home, turned on the lights in her bedroom, and saw that sitting on a chair, staring at her. And she didn't even blink.
Seriously. Just One. Show us ONE.
"Yes, give me your most retarded dummy. Really, that's the best you've got? Ah, I guess I'll have to modify it."
By the way, how many of you are reading "LIVE" in the title, not as, "Live in Concert" but as in, They Live? They're both equally bad news, we suppose.
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