You know how people always bitch about science taking time out of its day to solve inconsequential problems while a cure for cancer is still nowhere in sight? Well this is a lot like that. Instead of using this prime comedy real estate to shed light on one of the many issues currently plaguing our great nation, we're talking about titties.
Eight individuals who are so self-obsessed that they don't even need nudity to masturbate when they find themselves on the Web.
Here are a bunch of adorable animals that will probably nonetheless scar you for life. Let's skip the pleasantries and get right down to hyperventilating and swearing at nature, shall we?
Now that we\'ve sounded the \'Oh shit, run!!!\' alarm, allow us to tell you where you should be running, and what ammunition will be deemed fashionable once you arrive.
Not every musician is suitable for the role of sexy cover model. Somehow, music producers missed that fact.
We know musicians 'borrow' music all the time, but this is flat ridiculous.
These are terrible meals invented by awful people who hate you, and they're perfect for anytime it dawns on you that the entirety of human existence is just an insignificant sneeze on the spectrum of time. And I have had every one of them.
Haven\'t you heard? Facebook is taking over the world, and anything different you find on your homepage do is irrefutable proof.
While I understand licensing your trademark for general use to be plastered over any and all products is a good way to make money and makes fans of your trademark happy, I like to think there should be some kind of non-godawful way to go about that.
So tax day's come and gone and by right about halfway through this sentence or so, some of you will have realized you completely forgot to file your taxes for the year.
Day 1: Mysterious Meteorite Disappears (Odd Stuff section of Digg).
Steven Seagal is being sued for allegedly keeping and choking sex slaves.