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Jeremy Renner Will Save Us All With The Power Of Adult Contemporary Rock
Renner is here to deliver
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- By Luis Prada
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3 Musicians Are Already Being Inspired By The Coronavirus Quarantine
Are you more into discovid or skarantine?
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- By Cedric Voets
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Dropkick Murphys Keeping St. Paddy's Day Concert Alive With Free Stream
This coronavirus stuff is a perfect storm for what could be the lamest St. Patrick's Day ever. Enter the Dropkick Murphys.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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In Belgium, The Mortal Kombat Theme Is A Whole Music Genre
Rave over here!
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- By Cedric Voets
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Reminder: This Is The God-King Of YouTube Videos
Yes, this is the only video On YouTube that matters.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Billie Eilish Doesn't Get The Van Halen Mural On My Van
Time stops for no one, but my van is immortal.
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- By Luis Prada
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A Vengeful Taylor Swift Unleashes Hell (And Tweens)
Those who control the master tapes control the world.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Kanye Is Removing All The Hecking Cusses From His Tracks
Misogyny's still fine, though.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Plenty Of Songs Still Work If You Remove Every Other Beat
Move your foot to the beat, singular.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Watch Whitney Houston's Ghost- Uh, Hologram, In Concert
The upcoming Whitney Houston hologram world tour is the ghoulish concert even we've been waiting for?
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- By Luis Prada
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Rock Bands Keep Playing In MMOs, Because The Future Is Weird
Think cyberpunk, but dumb cyberpunk.
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- By Luis Prada
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Now It Is Time To Meet Iceland's BDSM Synth-Punk Band
And they're bringing their message of whips and chains worldwide.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Elon Musk Released A Harambe Rap And This Isn't April Fools'
We swear this isn't a sponsored link by The Onion.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Uh, The David Bowie Movie Won't Have Bowie's Music In It
Remember Jackie Jormp-Jomp from '30 Rock'? Yeah, that's our reality now.
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- By Cedric Voets
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