Peter Parker is a genius chemist, but for some reason, he would rather make just above minimum wage with a mediocre dental plan by taking pictures of himself in his Spider-Man costume.
We get it, 'Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash' is a wet dream of a character mash-up. It would still be pretty stupid on the big screen.
The 'Jurassic Park' dinosaurs had more than frog DNA floating around inside them.
The long-awaited release of the big screen adaption of Stephen King's epic 'Dark Tower' series is coming out this week and we couldn't be more confused.
'Logan' is probably the greatest X-Men film to date. Coincidentally, the poster for 'Logan' might be the most horrifying X-Men poster to date as well.
Movies love to blow up the history books, but what happens when they don't even realize they've done it?
Soulless eyes. Twitching, insectoid mouthparts. Tiny Ewan McGregor face. All enough to make us not want to watch 'Beauty and the Beast' again.
The history of TV censorship is more like a weird rollercoaster, racing through bafflement, contradiction, and hypocrisy.
Sometimes a shoestring budget is all you need to produce something groundbreaking.
The Han Solo prequel movie is currently a metaphorical flaming sail barge in a monster-filled desert.
Sequels can retroactively ruin their predecessors by introducing plot elements that turn them into nonsense.
Fair warning: SPOILERS INCOMING!
No child should've ever been let around Captain Kangaroo.