Cracked Archive - Celebrities
5 Former Stars Who Are Back In The News For Weirdo Reasons
Going for that 16th minute.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Peter I. Santiago, Marvin Bea, Tee Ngin Rui
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6 Celebrities Who Narrowly Cheated Death In WTF Ways
Some celebrities lives might actually be charmed.
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- By Alex Hanton, Ivan Farkas, Ryan Menezes, Alan Corcoran, W.H. Thomas
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6 Painfully Stupid Celebrity Journalism Fails
What could go wrong?
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- By Zanandi Botes
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A Glove Is The Narrator Of A New Michael Jackson Musical
And the glove is an alien.
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- By Luis Prada
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At Least Your Thanksgiving Wasn't As Bad As Kid Rock's
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Papa John's Disgraced Founder Has Gone Full Supervillain
It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.
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- By Luis Prada
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Al Pacino Stars In Bad Movies Hoping To Make Them Good
Ah, so his appearance in 'Jack and Jill' makes sense, we guess?
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Times Celebs Looked Out For Their Biggest Fans
Doing it for (a very small number of) the fans.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Steven Assarian, Peter I. Santiago
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15 Famous Success Stories With Super Dark Endings
The underachievers had it right all along.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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23 Celebs Who Looked Like Dopes Online
Even wildly famous people blundered onto Twitter like complete buffoons.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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In The Role Of A Lifetime, Nic Cage Will Play ... Nic Cage
Go with what you know, we guess?
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- By Luis Prada
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3 Handy Tips For Not Looking Like Jeffrey Epstein's Friend
The second tip will make you want to lock up your kids!
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- By Cedric Voets
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6 Celebs With Surprising Post-Fame Jobs
Just because you played a drug kingpin doesn't mean you qualify for the position.
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- By Ed Stevens, E.M. Caris, Peter I. Santiago, RG Jordan
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6 Die-Hard Stans Who Left Chaos In Their Wake
Fandom is a double-edged sword.
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- By Christian Markle
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17 Celebrity Vanity Projects That Imploded Gloriously
Just like literal dreams, not all creative dreams should come true.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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- 158