Cracked Archive - Celebrities

5 Myths About Celebrity Deaths Everyone Believes

It turns out that some of the most famously juicy, ironic, or poetic deaths ever were nothing like they told you.


8 Actors Who Look the Same on Every Movie Poster (Part 3)

Yes, it is apparently possible to be typecast in movie posters.


33 True Facts About Famous People

There are amazing facts about famous people that entire industries of publicity people are employed to keep you from knowing. These are them ...


8 Celebrities With Unexpected Famous Relatives

Some blood connections between celebrities aren't so easy to spot, since they exist between people you'd probably never imagine being in the same room together, let alone getting drunk and having an argument on Thanksgiving.


13 New Year's Resolutions of Famous People

You can learn a lot about someone via their list of resolutions. How they view themselves, how they will be wasting time and money over the next few months before reverting to their old bad habit.


4 Dangerously Influential Dimwits

There are those people who have been elevated to a position of authority, rightly or wrongly, who use their power and influence to spread their wrongheaded beliefs, not just to the benefit of ignorance, but to the dangerous detriment of those who believe them.


13 Awesome Photos That Will Make You Happy to Be Alive

Sometimes you need to take a few moments to wipe away the world's grime from your eyes and refill your soul with anything that brings you joy. So here you go.


Where Aren't They Now? 13 Overlooked Deaths of 2012

Every year, Cracked takes a few minutes to look back and reflect on the lives of the recently deceased whose deaths didn't necessarily make headlines, despite the fact that they each changed your life in some small way.


4 Scandals That Prove We'll Forgive Celebrities for Anything

More often than not, celebrities dip to lows that a rational person would expect (or hope) they'd never recover from and, somehow, claw their way back into our good graces.


13 Bizarre Secrets Behind Celebrity Careers

Witchcraft? Worldwide conspiracy? You always knew there was something else at play behind Lady Gaga or whoever your most hated celebrity is.


The 5 Dumbest Nicknames (and Why the Media Uses Them)

The media's nicknames are incredibly stupid. Not the public figures behind them. Not always.