Cracked Archive - Celebrities

4 Shameless Uses of Dead Celebrities by Marketing Campaigns

This issue has flown under the radar long enough.


4 Famous People Who Get Away With Being Total Hypocrites

Hypocrites and the entertainment industry have always gone hand in hand, but the relationship has become noticeably more intense in recent years.


Game, Set & Match Comeback Burns

These people didn't need to wait until they were on the crapper hours later to think of a witty retort.


14 Images That Powerful People Don't Want You to See

Every famous person has an image that they carefully crafted over the course of their career. But what happens when you look years before that career began?


20 Viral Images Made Filthy by Censorship

It's amazing how a tiny blur can change the context of an entire image.


Where Aren't They Now? 16 Overlooked Deaths from 2013

Every year we like to stop and remember those whose passing didn't make headlines, despite the fact that each changed your life in some small way.


21 Celebrity Origin Stories That Would Explain Everything

Sometimes, a star emerges and we are just baffled as to where they came from.


Reagan's Legacy, Based Only on His Appearance in Comic Books

Here are some excerpts from the Ronald Reagan biography I composed using only comic books as my guide.


The 5 Most Undeservedly Hated Famous People of 2013

It's December, which means fans should brace themselves for an onslaught of lists of the best and worst things of the year that has almost passed.


26 Famous People Before They Were Photoshopped

It turns out the photoshopper in the entourage has it the worst.


10 Celebrity-Themed Sex Positions (Part 3)

Settle in with your oils and prepare for the third installment of celebrity sex positions.


5 Hilariously Bizarre Early Careers of Famous People

Before your favorite actors, musicians, and TV personalities got their big break, they had to work for a living just like the rest of us schlubs.


5 Famous Actors Who Hate Their Most Iconic Roles

It turns out being a sex symbol isn't all it cracked up to be.


7 'Saved By the Bell' Plots That Prove Zack Is a Sociopath

If Zack isn't doing something heartlessly self-serving, he isn't breathing.