Cracked Archive - Celebrities
4 Shameless Uses of Dead Celebrities by Marketing Campaigns
This issue has flown under the radar long enough.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- April 01, 2014
4 Famous People Who Get Away With Being Total Hypocrites
Hypocrites and the entertainment industry have always gone hand in hand, but the relationship has become noticeably more intense in recent years.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- March 20, 2014
Game, Set & Match Comeback Burns
These people didn't need to wait until they were on the crapper hours later to think of a witty retort.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- March 10, 2014
14 Images That Powerful People Don't Want You to See
Every famous person has an image that they carefully crafted over the course of their career. But what happens when you look years before that career began?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 08, 2014
20 Viral Images Made Filthy by Censorship
It's amazing how a tiny blur can change the context of an entire image.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 03, 2014
Where Aren't They Now? 16 Overlooked Deaths from 2013
Every year we like to stop and remember those whose passing didn't make headlines, despite the fact that each changed your life in some small way.
- By Lisa Skye, Paul Rasche
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- December 31, 2013
21 Celebrity Origin Stories That Would Explain Everything
Sometimes, a star emerges and we are just baffled as to where they came from.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 27, 2013
Reagan's Legacy, Based Only on His Appearance in Comic Books
Here are some excerpts from the Ronald Reagan biography I composed using only comic books as my guide.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- December 21, 2013
The 5 Most Undeservedly Hated Famous People of 2013
It's December, which means fans should brace themselves for an onslaught of lists of the best and worst things of the year that has almost passed.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- December 06, 2013
26 Famous People Before They Were Photoshopped
It turns out the photoshopper in the entourage has it the worst.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 01, 2013
10 Celebrity-Themed Sex Positions (Part 3)
Settle in with your oils and prepare for the third installment of celebrity sex positions.
- By Gladstone
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- October 13, 2013
5 Hilariously Bizarre Early Careers of Famous People
Before your favorite actors, musicians, and TV personalities got their big break, they had to work for a living just like the rest of us schlubs.
- By Richie Ryan, Aaron Short
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- September 25, 2013
5 Famous Actors Who Hate Their Most Iconic Roles
It turns out being a sex symbol isn't all it cracked up to be.
- By Amanda Mannen, Ryan Menezes
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- September 17, 2013
7 'Saved By the Bell' Plots That Prove Zack Is a Sociopath
If Zack isn't doing something heartlessly self-serving, he isn't breathing.
- By Erin Mallory Long
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- September 14, 2013
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