Cracked Archive - Celebrities

6 Famous People Who Did Creepy Things to Their Own Family

Without nepotism, the world would have never known the brilliant acting career of Jaden Smith and the enduring wit and music of Paris Hilton. Sometimes, though, nepotism should probably be avoided.

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By Scott Elizabeth Baird
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February 20, 2015

5 Brilliant Ways Historical Figures Dealt With Their Haters

Famous people throughout history, who I'm now calling 'hist-lebrities,' have dealt with haters in their own ways -- which I now share with you, my probable haters.

By Chris Bucholz
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February 15, 2015

4 Recent Scandals That Would Have Opposite Outcomes Today

Scandals don't change much, but people do.

By Adam Tod Brown
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February 12, 2015

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24 Celebrity Tweets That America Would Never Recover From

So much wishful thinking, so few characters.

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By Cracked Plasticians
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January 30, 2015

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13 Celebrities With Weird Quirks You Never Noticed

When you're famous, they're called quirks. When you're not, they make you a weirdo.

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By Cracked Plasticians
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January 29, 2015

4 Ways Oprah Screwed The World (Nobody Ever Calls Her On)

I've always found Oprah's influence impressive and frightening. Mostly frightening, actually.

By Cher Martinetti
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January 27, 2015

What 5 Internet Celebrities Did After They Got Famous

Their 15 minutes gone, these people have to live in a world where they are famous for what amounts to nearly nothing. So what do they do when the fame has died down?

By Luis Prada
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January 22, 2015

What 5 Dead Celebrities Would Be Up to Today

Have you ever wondered what your favorite dead celebrity would be doing if they were still alive today? Of course you have, there are a lot of hours in the day, sometimes you have to spend them daydreaming about meaningless bullshit.

By Adam Tod Brown
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January 15, 2015

5 Great Writers Who Stole The Idea You Know Them For

As it turns out, tons of famous writers have circumvented the whole creative process thing.

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By Nathan Williams
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January 13, 2015

5 Famous People We Didn't Hate Enough in 2014

These people didn't get nearly as much scorn from the general public as they deserved.

By Adam Tod Brown
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January 08, 2015

5 Insane After-Death Adventures of Famous People's Bodies

For most of us, our journeys have come to an end when we die. Others, though, have one last adventure.

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By Jef Rouner
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January 04, 2015

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16 Perfect Nicknames for Famous People

Even when you're famous, there are varying degrees of it. The people at the top, we have no problem remembering. Some folks, though, we need a little help in the name department.

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