Cracked Archive - Celebrities

6 Famous People Who Did Creepy Things to Their Own Family

Without nepotism, the world would have never known the brilliant acting career of Jaden Smith and the enduring wit and music of Paris Hilton. Sometimes, though, nepotism should probably be avoided.

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5 Brilliant Ways Historical Figures Dealt With Their Haters

Famous people throughout history, who I'm now calling 'hist-lebrities,' have dealt with haters in their own ways -- which I now share with you, my probable haters.

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4 Recent Scandals That Would Have Opposite Outcomes Today

Scandals don't change much, but people do.

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24 Celebrity Tweets That America Would Never Recover From

So much wishful thinking, so few characters.

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13 Celebrities With Weird Quirks You Never Noticed

When you're famous, they're called quirks. When you're not, they make you a weirdo.

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4 Ways Oprah Screwed The World (Nobody Ever Calls Her On)

I've always found Oprah's influence impressive and frightening. Mostly frightening, actually.

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What 5 Internet Celebrities Did After They Got Famous

Their 15 minutes gone, these people have to live in a world where they are famous for what amounts to nearly nothing. So what do they do when the fame has died down?

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What 5 Dead Celebrities Would Be Up to Today

Have you ever wondered what your favorite dead celebrity would be doing if they were still alive today? Of course you have, there are a lot of hours in the day, sometimes you have to spend them daydreaming about meaningless bullshit.

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5 Great Writers Who Stole The Idea You Know Them For

As it turns out, tons of famous writers have circumvented the whole creative process thing.

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5 Famous People We Didn't Hate Enough in 2014

These people didn't get nearly as much scorn from the general public as they deserved.

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5 Insane After-Death Adventures of Famous People's Bodies

For most of us, our journeys have come to an end when we die. Others, though, have one last adventure.

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16 Perfect Nicknames for Famous People

Even when you're famous, there are varying degrees of it. The people at the top, we have no problem remembering. Some folks, though, we need a little help in the name department.

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5 Insane (but Convincing) Theories About Dead Celebrities

Sometimes, society has a very hard time letting go.

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4 Famous People Who Got More Hate Than They Deserved in 2014

Hating celebrities became really boring in 2014.

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Where Aren't They Now? 10 Overlooked Deaths of 2014 (Part 2)

Every year at this time, Cracked likes to stop and memorialize the less famous deaths that probably flew under your radar.

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