Cracked Archive - Celebrities
EXTRA! Mario Lopez has no soul!
His face is still frozen in a smile that bespeaks friendly recognition with a slight touch of modesty. His fingernails are piercing my skin.
- By Robert Brockway
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- March 18, 2010
7 Celebrities Who Had Badass Careers You Didn't Know About
Several people who found fame later in life started out on a much different path. And if you're not still working at the first job you ever got, thank your lucky stars that you're in the same boat. Unless you operated a boat as your first job. Then, well, yeah. Sorry.
- By Fitzgerald Smith
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- March 12, 2010
If Tiger Woods' Apology Was Honest
It is a hard, lonely and, yes, ass-filled world.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- February 26, 2010
The 7 Most WTF Post-Fame Celebrity Careers
Not all celebrities leave the limelight kicking and screaming. Some merely flip fame the bird and pursue new, absolutely random forms of employment.
- By Fitzgerald Smith
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- January 26, 2010
Where Aren't They Now? 13 Overlooked Deaths of 2009
At least they made a Cracked list in their final act.
- By Lisa Skye
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- December 30, 2009
5 Authors More Badass Than The Badass Character They Created
If you look at the authors behind some of the most iconic heroes of all time, you find a writer who's every bit as badass. Not only did these guys insert elements from their actual lives into the stories, they actually toned them down a bit.
- By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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- October 16, 2009
7 Beloved Celebrities And The Awful Sh!t You Forgot They Did
If she didn't want Dr. Dre to beat the crap out of her, she should've read the N.W.A. constitution.
- By Cole Finchen
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- September 02, 2009
6 Cheap Acting Tricks That Fool The Academy Every Time
There comes a time in every major actor's career when they attempt to put the lighthearted comedies and inane chick flicks behind them and tackle a more serious role. The kind of role that will get them the one thing that every Hollywood actor craves: free cocaine. And also an Academy Award nomination.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- August 13, 2009
What if Kanye didn\'t spout off a bunch of quirky, polarizing diatribes because he wanted to go down in history as a creative genius, but because he is, in fact, a complete fucking moron?
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- May 29, 2009
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