Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Jesus Crashes Archie's Beach Party: 6 Bizarre Comic Cameos
Like any entertainment medium, comics are in a constant, frantic battle to stay relevant. Which is how we ended up with ridiculous guest appearances.
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- By Brett Taylor
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199 6 Actors Whose Offscreen Lives Are A Hilarious Surprise
Spoiler alert: Actors are not the same people as the roles they play.
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- By Adam Wears
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6 Celebrities Who Are Surprisingly Angry On Twitter
That's it, let it all out - just don't do it on Twitter.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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6 Celebrity Kickstarters That Failed In Hilarious Ways
Some random nobody managed to get $55,000 for potato salad, and the following celebrities still failed miserably to reach their goals.
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- By Jim Avery
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5 Beloved Actors Who Almost Exclusively Worked Drunk
Today's cautionary tales of excess aren't inventions of modern Hollywood. This kind of thing has actually been going on forever.
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- By Tyler Johnson
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Great Art With Bizarre Flaws You Never Noticed & Can't Unsee
Sometimes an artistic genius has a weak spot right in their chosen field, and we somehow all agree to overlook it.
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- By Abraham Mireles, Rachel P.
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Scientology Spied On South Park: 5 Plots Against Celebrities
Some famous people have the misfortune of becoming the target of a shadowy cabal that's willing to suspend their world-dominance campaign to simply harass them.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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5 Actors Who Almost Died Horrible Deaths On Camera
Jason Statham nearly died while Sylvester Stallone calmly filmed it on his cellphone.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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6 Urban Legends That Were Totally Made Up By Celebrities
A petty political squabble with one of America's Founding Fathers turned into a centuries-long monster myth.
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- By Luke John Smith
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6 Crafty Ways Celebrities Escaped Bad Business Deals
Ever wonder why Prince changed his name to a symbol?
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- By Cedric Voets
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6 Celebrities Who Are Fanboys Of The Last Thing You Expect
Southland was a TNT drama about the lives of a bunch of cops in Los Angeles ... except for the brief, magical moment when it was about Shaquille O'Neal talking about boobs.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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6 Letters By Famous Geniuses That Prove They Were Huge Dicks
Spoiler alert: Famous people are just as catty as the rest of us.
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- By Mark Hill
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6 Celebrities Who Accidentally Revealed Embarrassing Things
Do you remember? Pepperidge Farms remembers. And so does MySpace.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The 6 Dumbest Things To Ever Save Important Lives
The Universe is apparently a big fan of Clint Eastwood.
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- By Nate Yungman
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6 Surprising Talents Celebrities Are Hiding From The World
Ice Cube has enough street cred he doesn't even need to build four houses to put down a hotel.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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