Cracked Archive - Celebrities

We forever remember Michael Richards for screaming racial slurs, and Charlie Sheen will always be a punchline, but the vast majority of the world has forgotten about these.

• By Lachlan M., Javier Yepes
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• July 16, 2013

The best way to tell what a person is all about is to see how they act when they're paid millions to look like they enjoy something.

• By Daniel Dockery
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• July 13, 2013

Not every Tinseltown career ends after being busted for having a cocaine-snorting contest with an aardvark. Sometimes, their lives take a somewhat unexpected turn.

• By Robin Warder
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• July 01, 2013

Hollywood meltdowns make Chernobyl look like routine procedure.

• By Ricardo Rivera
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• June 23, 2013

In some cases, real celebrity personalities actually contradicted the one thing they're now famous for.

• By Dennis Fulton
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• June 12, 2013

I chose to start acting when I was 5. It was my decision, and my parents tried their hardest to discourage me.

• By Mara Wilson
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• May 28, 2013

Most celebrities are profoundly disappointing in real life. Not these guys.

• By Jacopo della Quercia , Patrick Dugan
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• May 27, 2013

I decided I'd take a simple zombie-killing article and give it a twist: ranking my favorite zombie killers of all time, and then choosing proper careers for them in a post-apocalyptic world.

• By Gladstone
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• May 21, 2013

One reason pro wrestling will probably stick around forever is that there are certain advantages to having everything scripted, such as making sure shocking underdog stories happen right on schedule, and celebrity guest appearances.

• By Andrei Cherascu
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• May 18, 2013

Is it fair to expect artists to never lose it? Why can't artists just be good forever?

• By Winston Rowntree
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• May 10, 2013

We should stop every now and then and point out when celebrities do nice or even heroic things. Because it does happen.

• By Ricardo Rivera
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• April 22, 2013

These are four celebrities whose fans I'm sure to avoid at parties and online.

• By Gladstone
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• April 16, 2013

When you're trying to create a dignified memorial to some historic event, it's important to ask yourself, 'Is what I'm about to create actually ridiculous and/or insulting to everyone involved?'

• By Marcus O'Reilly, Scott Pearson
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• April 06, 2013

Too bad they didn't get to say "I told you so!"

• By Stephen Milton
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• March 28, 2013

If you're about to sign a record contract, take a cue from these seven artists. All have played before thousands-strong audiences, and all have followed up their fame with successful (if totally random-ass) careers.

• By Bashir Mamow, Eric Ding
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• March 24, 2013