Cracked Archive - Celebrities
6 Crafty Ways Celebrities Escaped Bad Business Deals
Ever wonder why Prince changed his name to a symbol?
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- By Cedric Voets
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165 6 Celebrities Who Are Fanboys Of The Last Thing You Expect
Southland was a TNT drama about the lives of a bunch of cops in Los Angeles ... except for the brief, magical moment when it was about Shaquille O'Neal talking about boobs.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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6 Letters By Famous Geniuses That Prove They Were Huge Dicks
Spoiler alert: Famous people are just as catty as the rest of us.
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- By Mark Hill
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6 Celebrities Who Accidentally Revealed Embarrassing Things
Do you remember? Pepperidge Farms remembers. And so does MySpace.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The 6 Dumbest Things To Ever Save Important Lives
The Universe is apparently a big fan of Clint Eastwood.
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- By Nate Yungman
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6 Surprising Talents Celebrities Are Hiding From The World
Ice Cube has enough street cred he doesn't even need to build four houses to put down a hotel.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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7 Celebrity Fakers You Won't Believe Fooled The World
It turns out lots of regular schmucks are using the power of vaguely resembling famous people for more than just groping random women on the bow of a pretend ship in a mall food court.
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- By JM McNab
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6 Successful Celebrities (Who Sucked At Everything Else)
Tom Cruise very nearly became synonymous with a religion known for worshiping a magical man in the sky and covering up child sex.
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- By Xavier Jackson, Lizzie Butler
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8 Insane Early Roles Famous Actors Don't Want You To See
Some actors began their careers doing things that range in quality from 'embarrassing' to 'worthy of song and legend.'
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- By Jim Avery
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6 Celebrities (You Never Realized Have Terrifying Hobbies)
Mike Tyson is famous for punching people in the face. Pigeons are famous for pooping on your car. Together, they race!
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- By Mark Hill
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6 Famous People With Secret (Eerily Opposite) Family Members
The fact that Ben Franklin had an illegitimate son wasn't even the most awkward conversation had at the Franklin family dinner table.
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- By Luke John Smith
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6 Feel-Good Stories From 2015 That Had Horrible Endings
It pains us to inform you that all of those silly and life-affirming Internet stories that distracted from civilization's inexorable march into the void were just the E. coli icing on 2015's cake of turds.
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- By Jim Avery
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5 Huge Celebrities With Insane Secret Backstories
Some celebrities take the scenic route to stardom, and wind up going down some strange back roads.
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- By B.T. Doran, Abraham Mireles, E.M. Caris, Tara Marie
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5 Great Actors With Dumb Early Roles They Hope We Forgot
In 1982, a promising young actor named Tom Hanks nailed his first movie role: a made-for-TV drama about the evils of tabletop RPGs.
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- By Robin Warder
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6 WTF Origin Stories Behind Famous Pop-Culture Names
In a world where people will spend hours and hours of time coming up with the perfect name, these people just blindly stumbled into something iconic.
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- By B.T. Doran
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