Cracked Archive - Celebrities
5 Celebrity Endorsements That Ruined the Product
Cool didn't even go to die in these ads, because cool wasn't allowed within 500 feet of the studio.
- By Jason Iannone
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- August 25, 2014
8 Celebrities Who Are Great at the Last Thing You'd Expect
Jon Stewart is better than you.
- By Aaron Short, Michael Dawson , Michael Hossey
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- August 12, 2014
5 Hilariously Insane Works of Art Made by Celebrities
It is damn near impossible to make any questionable comments about a work of art's inherent quality -- unless, of course, that artwork was made by radically out-of-touch celebrities.
- By Rodney Taylor
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- July 26, 2014
4 Insane Celebrity Conspiracy Theories We Wish Were True
Despite the fact that these things are almost always complete B.S., sometimes -- just sometimes -- a celebrity conspiracy theory emerges that is so good, we kind of wish it was true.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- July 24, 2014
23 Tell-All Books That Would Change the World
We may think we have all the answers, but there are still so many mysteries floating around that we haven't even scratched the surface about the things we've come to accept.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 11, 2014
25 Famous People You Would Never Recognize Out of Context
It's one thing to watch a movie and not recognize a famous celebrity under pounds of makeup. It's another thing entirely when they look all normal and crap.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- June 30, 2014
5 B.S. 'Achievements' People Need to Stop Taking Seriously
The countless awards and honors that people spend their entire professional lives working toward are ultimately meaningless.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- June 27, 2014
5 Celebrities Who Get More Hate Than They Deserve (Part 4)
At least half of my job responsibilities at Cracked involve needlessly hating things. But sometimes me writing a joke about an athlete or entertainer doesn't necessarily mean I agree with the prevailing public opinion about the subject of that joke.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- June 20, 2014
Eulogy for the Genius of Adam Sandler
The obituary for the former funnyman from 20 years in the future.
- By Brendan McGinley
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- May 31, 2014
23 School Dropouts Who Went On to Do Amazing Things
Now, we aren't saying that education isn't important ... but these people DID do a bunch of cool stuff without all that institutionalized B.S.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- May 26, 2014
39 Surprisingly Profound Quotes from Unexpected Sources
Buddha, Lincoln, Homer Simpson -- these are men we often look to when we need words of wisdom to push us through life. Often times, though, those words come from completely ridiculous sources.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- May 21, 2014
5 Famous People Whose Best Work Was Motivated By Revenge
Check out the petty-as-hell reasons for some great pop culture milestones you probably enjoy (or, like, are aware of large amounts of people enjoying.)
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- May 14, 2014
5 Ridiculous Myths You Probably Believe About the Midwest
The Midwest isn't nearly as idyllic as people imagine it to be. It's more than just endless stretches of farmland.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- May 08, 2014
4 Celebrities Who Are Clearly Trolling the World
How could this person be such an asshole all the time if it's not genuine, unintentional assholery? Well, there are some signs to look out for, and I will guide you through it using four of the world's most prolific trolls.
- By Felix Clay
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- May 03, 2014
5 Famous Celebrities With Insane Family Backgrounds
Some roles actors take are crazy, but nothing compared to the berserk nuttiness of their own actual lives.
- By E.M. Caris
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- April 30, 2014
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