Cracked Archive - Celebrities

5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things
5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things

We forever remember Michael Richards for screaming racial slurs, and Charlie Sheen will always be a punchline, but the vast majority of the world has forgotten about these.

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5 Famous Actors Who Play the Same Role in Every Commercial
5 Famous Actors Who Play the Same Role in Every Commercial

The best way to tell what a person is all about is to see how they act when they're paid millions to look like they enjoy something.

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6 Insane Reasons Formerly Famous People Dropped Off the Map
6 Insane Reasons Formerly Famous People Dropped Off the Map

Not every Tinseltown career ends after being busted for having a cocaine-snorting contest with an aardvark. Sometimes, their lives take a somewhat unexpected turn.

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The 5 Most Hilarious Actor Meltdowns Behind Famous Movies
The 5 Most Hilarious Actor Meltdowns Behind Famous Movies

Hollywood meltdowns make Chernobyl look like routine procedure.

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5 Beloved Celebrities Who Were Nothing Like You Think
5 Beloved Celebrities Who Were Nothing Like You Think

In some cases, real celebrity personalities actually contradicted the one thing they're now famous for.

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7 Reasons Child Stars Go Crazy (An Insider's Perspective)
7 Reasons Child Stars Go Crazy (An Insider's Perspective)

I chose to start acting when I was 5. It was my decision, and my parents tried their hardest to discourage me.

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5 Celebrities You Won't Believe Were Badass Soldiers
5 Celebrities You Won't Believe Were Badass Soldiers

Most celebrities are profoundly disappointing in real life. Not these guys.

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5 Post-Apocalyptic Career Choices for Famous Zombie Killers
5 Post-Apocalyptic Career Choices for Famous Zombie Killers

I decided I'd take a simple zombie-killing article and give it a twist: ranking my favorite zombie killers of all time, and then choosing proper careers for them in a post-apocalyptic world.

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The 5 Most Baffling Celebrity Cameos in Pro Wrestling
The 5 Most Baffling Celebrity Cameos in Pro Wrestling

One reason pro wrestling will probably stick around forever is that there are certain advantages to having everything scripted, such as making sure shocking underdog stories happen right on schedule, and celebrity guest appearances.

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6 Reasons Good Bands Start to Suck: An Illustrated Guide
6 Reasons Good Bands Start to Suck: An Illustrated Guide

Is it fair to expect artists to never lose it? Why can't artists just be good forever?

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5 Heartwarming Stories to Restore Your Faith in Celebrities
5 Heartwarming Stories to Restore Your Faith in Celebrities

We should stop every now and then and point out when celebrities do nice or even heroic things. Because it does happen.

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The 4 Most Weirdly Obnoxious Celebrity Fanbases
The 4 Most Weirdly Obnoxious Celebrity Fanbases

These are four celebrities whose fans I'm sure to avoid at parties and online.

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The 8 Most Horribly Insulting Attempts to Honor the Dead
The 8 Most Horribly Insulting Attempts to Honor the Dead

When you're trying to create a dignified memorial to some historic event, it's important to ask yourself, 'Is what I'm about to create actually ridiculous and/or insulting to everyone involved?'

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6 Famous People Who Eerily Predicted Their Own Deaths
6 Famous People Who Eerily Predicted Their Own Deaths

Too bad they didn't get to say "I told you so!"

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7 Eyebrow-Arching, Post-Fame Careers Of Famous Musicians
7 Eyebrow-Arching, Post-Fame Careers Of Famous Musicians

If you're about to sign a record contract, take a cue from these seven artists. All have played before thousands-strong audiences, and all have followed up their fame with successful (if totally random-ass) careers.

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