Sorry to get weird on main, but here at Cracked we simply had to know how everyone got so strange. We gave Cracked readers on Facebook a chance to let their freak flag fly by asking, “Who was your strangest childhood crush?” And you guys really, really liked cartoon animals. And we don't blame you – animators of the 80s and 90s loved to make children sexually confused. Here are 20 answers that might give you weird nostalgic feelings.

TELL US NOW. WEDNESDAY ADDAMS Chris O. shares, When I was a kid, I was into dark and macabre stuff, and the Addams Family movies came out. Christina Ricci is about two years older than me so it was perfect timing. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. YUGI MUTOU YU-GI-OH! Talilah R. tells US, When I was eight, my mom printed out different coloring sheets for US, and I taped a picture of Yugi to the wall of my closet, and I'd go in there and kiss it. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. ZOOT THE MUPPETS Marolyn J. calls dibs on Zoot the Toot, sax was his ax. So incredibly hot...that muppet will be mine someday. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. MADMARTIGAN WILLOW Joy P. tells US, He was sexy, clever, funny in a clumsy way but quick on his feet, protective of his friends, and had a smolder for days. *sigh* still trying to find my Madmartigen. CRACKED.COM

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TELL US NOW. DARTH VADER Dacia J. is into the bad guys, saying, I crushed on Darth Vader for as long as I could remember. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. THE GIRL SQUIRREL THE SWORD IN THE STONE Colin G. admits, This incredibly sexual squirrel from The Sword and the Stone made me feel things I had never felt before at the age of like 7 or some sh*t. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. RUM TUM TUGGER CATS (1998) Soph J. says, Saw the guy without makeup, wasn't interested. But put him in Lycra and a giant ruff, he could sing me to paradise. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. BUMBLE RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER Wendy B. shares, I would get excited every year for the holidays. That meant Rudolph was going to be on TV. It wasn't him I had the crush on, but the Bumble. o my god I loved him. More so when all his teeth were taken out. I would get shivers. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. ROXANNE A GOOFY MOVIE Aaron H. says, She was sweet, caring and let's be honest... a bit goofy too. She was the perfect grounding for day-dreaming Max (and anyone else). CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. ROBIN HOOD Elizabeth B. says, The foxy Robin Hood from Disney's animated movie. It was the sincere brown eyes and the voice. Ah, the voice... CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. ROBBIE SINCLAIR DINOSAURS Jason M. only has one request, Don't judge me. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. MISS KITTY AN AMERICAN TAIL: FIEVEL GOES WEST COMMETIBING why ELUGA Stewart M. says, I didn't figure out she was a Madame until I was older, but she's such a strong and confident character that I couldn't help but be attracted. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. JARETH Regina A. tells US, Um, hello Jareth the Goblin King!! I have loved Bowie since birth, but Labyrinth sealed the deal for me. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. GREG LOUGANIS Jamie F. shares a very specific crush on Greg Louganis, the Olympic diver from the US team in the 1984 Olympics. I was 10, I don't know why I was so in love with him, but I was. I thought he was the best looking man I ever saw. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. DUCKY LAND BEFORE TIME Matt W. says, Her plucky attitude and how sweetly she treated Spike as a brother always spoke to me. I assume because I was also adopted, and later felt really appreciative that the makers would include that kind of thing in a kid's movie, especially of that era. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. DONATELLO TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES H.B.R. says, Okay, it's because he's smart and he's clever. He can figure anything out if given a few moments, can fix /build anything. Competence and intelligence are very admirable traits. And he has a lot of both. Being adorable also helps... CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. LYDIA DEETZ BEETLEJUICE (TV SERIES) Rob P. says, She was spooky and cute and had such a great voice, too. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. BRITTANY ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS Neal R. tells US, Brittany was my cartoon crush as a child in the 80s. CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. BUTTERBEAR THE WUZZLES Paul A.'s childhood crush was Butterbear from The Wuzzles. There was just something about her. All sweet and vulnerable, and obviously not 'with' Bumblelion so she's attainable, right? CRACKED.COM

TELL US NOW. CAROL BRADY THE BRADY BUNCH Joe C. says, I remember being younger and getting the sense that she wasn't quite as 'wholesome' as she was presented. CRACKED.COM
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