32 Famous People That Kissed Reality Goodbye
![32 Famous People That Kissed Reality Goodbye](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/8/5/809885_320x180.jpg)
Is strange the new cool? Not necessarily, but it certainly works in the context of this ranking of the weirdest celebs! Shia LaBeouf or Lady Gaga, for example, are weird, quirky, or borderline insane, and they may show themselves through unusual art forms. They might have had an odd appearance, like Dennis Rodman as well as Marilyn Manson. However, these odd celebs have it all: hilarity, controversy, and entertainment!
Controversy, as well as scandal, are two things that celebrities excel at. They make national headlines for all of the other bad purposes: sex tapes, feuds, heartbreak, and legal troubles. For some, the spotlight fades and people can move on to another big topic. For others, negative headlines continue to haunt them, causing them to become victims of 'kill culture.'
The rich and famous live in an entirely different universe than the rest of us, one that is completely devoid of reality. Here are 32 celebrities who have entirely lost their sense of reality:
![Got into a big fight with your boyfriend? Gwyneth Paltrow advises you to bury your anger... and then give him a blowjob. GRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/1/9/809919.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM NICOLAS CAGE SEEMS TO THINK НЕ HAS INFINITE MONEY. ASDS Cage sued his former business manager in 2009 for causing his financial ruin. The manager countered that Cage disregarded his advice against buying such things as European castles, islands in the Bahamas, and rare albino cobras.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/1/5/809915.jpg)
![In 1988, Leonard Cohen hired trusted friend Kelley Lynch to help him manage personal affairs, and eventually made her his manager. While he stayed in a zen center for five years, she swiped $5 million from him. This drained his retirement fund, forcing him to sell his assets and mortgage his house to stay afloat. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/1/7/809917.jpg)
![RANDY QUAID IS AFRAID OF STAR WHACKERS. Quaid and his wife have sought refugee status in Canada, claiming they were targeted by a secret conspiracy to murder Hollywood stars for some reason. Не names Heath Ledger and David Carradine as victims of this shadowy cabal. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/1/4/809914.jpg)
![Martha Stewart told her daughter that, if her husband is rich but ugly, she shouldn't have his kid. Stewart said she should have a hot guy's kid and raise it as her husband's. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/1/8/809918.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM Lauryn Hill has a great excuse for showing up late to her concerts. In 2016, Hill took to Facebook to let her fans know that when she is late, she is aligning my energy with the time.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/1/3/809913.jpg)
![David Portnoy, founder of Barstool Sports, tweeted this threat to employees considering unionizing: Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente If you work for @barstoolsports and DM this man I will fire you on the spot Rafi Letzter @RafiLetzter Aug 12 Replying to @stoolpresidente and @ringer If you work for Barstool and want to have a private chat about the unionization process, how little power your boss has to stop you, and how you can leverage that power to make your life better: my DMs are open. 9:30 AM Aug 13, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 3.1K Retweets 38.3K Likes This is a textbook violation](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/1/1/809911.jpg)
![Donald Trump believes humans have a finite amount of energy to last a lifetime. Не told a man who was training for a triathlon, You are going to die young because of this. (Uh, no. Honestly, how is this guy still alive?) CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/1/2/809912.jpg)
![LAUREN SANTO DOMINGO NEVER WASHES HER OWN HAIR. We're not saying that Santo Domingo's hair is ever dirty. She's an editor at Vogue-you'll never see her hair anything less than radiant. She just has other people wash it for her. Every. Single. Time. Not like | wash my own hair, she has said nonchalantly. I can't even remember the last time | washed my own hair. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/1/6/809916.jpg)
![Tom Cruise says you can cure depression with exercise and vitamins. (If you are suffering from depression, please seek competent medical attention.) CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/1/0/809910.jpg)
![Before Nevermind: Nirvana had an agreement to split all the royalties equally three ways. 1991: Punk Rock is Freedom. After Nevermind: Kurt Cobain wanted 75% (and 100% of the lyrics), and he insisted that the split be retroactive. 1993: I just felt entitled to it, you know? CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/0/8/809908.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM When Iggy Azalea unexpectedly cancelled her entire Great Escape tour in 2015, she blamed it on having a creative change of heart and practically growing tired of her own music.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/0/6/809906.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM LARRY DAVID NEVER TOOK A PHOTO. David admitted in 2013 that he doesn't have much enthusiasm for all that photography business. HEXANON automatic KONICA can 1.38mm ASA 150 I've never owned a camera and never taken a picture in my life. | have no record of my life. What do people do with all these pictures. How much can they look at?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/0/3/809903.jpg)
![It's better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than someone who doesn't flush the toilet. -Uma Thurman (Because an unflushed toilet is so much worse than a philandering spouse.) CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/0/9/809909.jpg)
![VINCE VAUGHN LOVES GUNS Unlike most Hollywood actors, Vince Vaughn is a huge proponent of guns. Не said that he supports people having guns in public, that guns should be allowed in schools, and that public shootings only happen in gun-free zones. Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat, the comedian said. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/0/5/809905.jpg)
![Minecraft creator Markus Notch Persson proved that his expertise in digital biomes doesn' translate into the real world when he tweeted this about the Amazon burning: notch @notch Replying to @MeTheNature and @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Almost as if fire is natural and healthy for the eco system. Huh. 6:35 PM Aug 22, 2019 Twitter Web App Setting aside that burn cycles are a feature of temperate forests, not rainforests, the Amazon fires were purposefully set by humans specifically to clear the land for agriculture. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/0/7/809907.jpg)
![PARIS HILTON HAS HAD A TOUGH LIFE, APPARENTLY. Hilton, born a millionaire, whose job has always been to be rich and famous for the camera, has gone on record as saying: Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me. Heartbreaking, isn't it? CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/0/4/809904.jpg)
![The thing Jesse Eisenberg's Zombieland character says he likes most about the zombie apocalypse is that there are no Facebook status updates. A scriptwriter had to explain to Eisenberg what they are. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/0/2/809902.jpg)
![Feeling stressed out? Goldie Hawn says to go stand in front of the ocean. (61% of Americans don't live in a county that's directly on the shoreline.) CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/0/1/809901.jpg)
![Mark Wahlberg goes to church every day. Не credits his Catholic faith with saving him from gangs and addiction, and spends time helping inner city kids avoid that life as well. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/9/0/0/809900.jpg)
![In early 2019, Keegan-Michael Key and Sarah Hyland were duped into giving their tickets for an exclusive Golden Globes CRACKED.COM party to a tall white male in a black suit and white shirt. The man was posing as a security guard, standing in front of the elevator leading to the party.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/9/9/809899.jpg)
![HEATHER MILLS DOESN'T KNOW HOW MEAT WORKS. The former model and and onetime wife of Paul McCartney thinks it takes you decades to poop out a sausage after digesting it-and you die from it. sits in your colon for 40 years and putrefies, and eventually gives you the illness you die of. And that is a fact. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/9/8/809898.jpg)
![William Shatner has never watched an episode of Star Trek or Star Trek: The Next Generation. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/9/6/809896.jpg)
![Kourtney Kardashian says everyone should get oil enemas. Kourtney Kardashian @kourtneykardash I love oil enemas! I recommend them to all of you freaks...trust me when I say life changing! #kktny (Side effects: GU stomach cramps, gas, nausea, bloating, diarrhea.) CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/9/7/809897.jpg)
![Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty believes that men should marry girls who are 15 or 16 years-old before they are ruined like most 20 year-olds are. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/9/5/809895.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM Stephen A Smith Follow @stephenasmith TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg 7:15 PM - 26 May 2015 79,230 Retweets 89,758 Likes 1.3K 79K 90K Wow, that is a nice picture, Stephen.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/9/0/809890.jpg)
![HELEN MIRREN NEVER USES THE PHONE. Dame Helen must get a lot of calls from movie producers -which she doesn't pick up. I'm very frightened of the phone. It just makes me SO nervous. | will always avoid picking it up if I can. GRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/9/4/809894.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM For decades, Jerry Seinfeld didn't get why people loved coffee and he joked about it in his standup set. Around 2008, on tour, he started drinking coffee and never stopped again. Не didn't know before how good coffee was, saying, You know how comedians can be very out of it in certain ways.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/9/2/809892.jpg)
![You get clean litter, mix it with hot water, apply it for IO minutes, and your face will be as smooth as a baby's butt. -Nicole Snooki Polizzi (Inhalation of dust from some clumping cat litter can pose health risks.) GRAGKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/9/1/809891.jpg)
![AMERICA DOG DE WE TRUST LIBERTY Emma Stone QUARTER DOLLAR believes her grandfather's ghost drops quarters around the house CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/9/3/809893.jpg)
![On the set of future flop The Canyons, producer Braxton Pope claims that Lindsay Lohan demanded that he and all the other crew on set strip naked for her own nude scene. SAME OLD СШО Paul Schrader, one deciding to take for the team, dropped his pants. CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/8/9/809889.jpg)
![In her book, Alicia Silverstone claims that tampons make you infertile. thekindmama A Simple Guide to Supercharged Fertility, a Radiant Pregnancy, 3 Sweeter Birth, and a Healthier. More Beautiful Beginning alicia silverstone (At least one study found that tampons may protect against endometriosis, which causes infertility.) CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/8/8/8/809888.jpg)