Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Jeff Bezos Donated Some Pocket Change to Australia, Good Job
We're so tired.
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- By Adam Wears
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1 'The Goop Lab' Nails The Science Of Scamming Wealthy Women
More like witchcraft, really.
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- By Cedric Voets
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A Third Kevin Spacey Accuser Died, Which Seems Like A Lot
Hmm indeed.
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- By Luis Prada
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Bumble Unblocked Sharon Stone (But You Still Can't Date Her)
Getting divorced dads' hopes up is just cruel.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Dr. Phil's Mansion Is A Crime Against Eyesight
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- By Logan Trent
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That Time A Hollywood Icon Made A Duck Centipede
100% zoologically accurate.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Former Stars Who Are Back In The News For Weirdo Reasons
Going for that 16th minute.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Peter I. Santiago, Marvin Bea, Tee Ngin Rui
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6 Celebrities Who Narrowly Cheated Death In WTF Ways
Some celebrities lives might actually be charmed.
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- By Alex Hanton, Ivan Farkas, Ryan Menezes, Alan Corcoran, W.H. Thomas
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6 Painfully Stupid Celebrity Journalism Fails
What could go wrong?
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- By Zanandi Botes
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A Glove Is The Narrator Of A New Michael Jackson Musical
And the glove is an alien.
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- By Luis Prada
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At Least Your Thanksgiving Wasn't As Bad As Kid Rock's
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Papa John's Disgraced Founder Has Gone Full Supervillain
It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.
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- By Luis Prada
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Al Pacino Stars In Bad Movies Hoping To Make Them Good
Ah, so his appearance in 'Jack and Jill' makes sense, we guess?
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Times Celebs Looked Out For Their Biggest Fans
Doing it for (a very small number of) the fans.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Steven Assarian, Peter I. Santiago
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In The Role Of A Lifetime, Nic Cage Will Play ... Nic Cage
Go with what you know, we guess?
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- By Luis Prada
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