Cracked Archive - Celebrities
For Sale: 'Evidence' Nicolas Cage Is A Vampire
Cameras don't lie! (Cameras actually lie all the time.)
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- By Ryan Menezes
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That Time Nicolas Cage Tripped His 'Face-Off' With His Cat
The cat went for the stuff like it was catnip.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The $100,000 Nicolas Cage Treasure Lost At Sea
Dive in after it, if you dare.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The 15 Awesomest Ways Nicolas Cage Spent His Money
He can’t say he wasn’t at least a little complicit in his financial downfall.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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15 Celebrity Weddings to Remind Us that Celebs Are Certainly Not Just Like Us
They don't get married at the community center, that's for sure.
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- By Tara Marie, Andres Diplotti
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15 Celebrity Cult Members (And a Few Leaders)
Even the people society has decided are the most impressive people aren’t immune.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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50 Cent Bet $750K Floyd Mayweather Couldn't Read One Page Of A Harry Potter Book
Floyd Mayweather, he don't read good.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Surprising Inventions of Unlikely Celebrities
Some of those pretty faces have actual brains behind them.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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J.K. Rowling Gave Her Dad A Harry Potter First Edition, And He Promptly Sold It
He didn't much care for her Father's Day gift.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 (Allegedly) Real Cases of Celebs and Private Investigators Crossing Paths
Stars and detectives are a natural match.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Tara Marie
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15 Ways Hugh Hefner Was Even Creepier Than You Thought
Pornographers aren’t exactly held up as models of morality, but for as long as most of you have been alive, society has regarded Hugh Hefner as its horny but harmless grandpa.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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29 Celebrity BFFs with Friendships We're Jealous Of
So no one told you life was gonna be this way...
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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38 Celebrity Dating Facts That Prove How Different They Are From Us
Ugh, some of these are real creepy.
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- By Cracked Writers, Brian C. Miller
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The $140,000 Oscar Gift Bags Now Come With Land
Free things are neat! Us poors can totally relate!
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- By Zanandi Botes
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The Untold Story Of Robert Pattinson's 'Relationship' To Vlad The Impaler
To be fair, you may be too.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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