Cracked Archive - Celebrities
On Grooming And Power Imbalances
Time to stand up and draw some conclusions.
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- By Cedric Voets
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40 Our Current Reality Is 'Hellboy's Ron Pearlman Challenging Ted Cruz To Fight
Who needs the WWE when you have politicians and actors.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Spend Thousands For The Privilege Of Talking To D-List Celebs For Ten Minutes
Jeremy Piven has gone full Ari Gold.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Non-Binary Actor Asia Kate Dillion Calls To End Gendered Award Categories
It will at least make the award shows shorter.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Celebs, Good Allyship Is Not That Complicated
These celebrity ally videos take self-righteousness to a whole new level.
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- By Dan Duddy
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John Cena Keeps Being A King Amidst All Of This
The beautiful paradox of John Cena is that if everyone acted like John Cena, then we wouldn't need a John Cena in the first place.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Touring Danny Trejo’s 'Animal Crossing' Island Is Pure Joy
Machete likes to fish.
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- By Luis Prada
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J.K. Rowling Keeps Picking Fights With The Trans Community
J.K. Rowling really needs to get off Twitter for a spell.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Sociopathic Influencers Are Posing As Protesters For Likes
#AllLikesMatter
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- By Cedric Voets
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Was Logan Paul Zapped By A De-Douching Ray?
What is reality at this point?
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- By Archie Grimm
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Don't Try To Cover Your Butts Now
Cognitive dissonance at its finest.
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- By Luis Prada
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John Cusack, Of All People, Got Attacked By Police
And he wasn't the only celeb.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Feminism That Doesn't Include Women of Color Is Trash
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- By Archie Grimm
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Don't Abuse The 'IsOverParty' Twitter Trend, We Need It
Don't be the stan who cried wolf.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Aunt Becky's Prison Sentence Is Actually The Perfect Finesse Move
Aunt Becky's lawyers are playing chess, the legal system's playing checkers.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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