Cracked Archive - Celebrities

The 5 Most WTF Casting Decisions For Teenage Roles

Hollywood hates casting teenagers to play teenagers.


6 Famous People Who Hilariously Trolled Their Own Fans

Some celebrities see fame as tremendous burden and distraction from their craft, whereas others treat it as a golden opportunity to screw with thousands of strangers for no logical reason.


12 Faded Celebrities With Secret Lives In Cartoons

Turns out Mark Hamill isn't the only one who can take his voice to the bank.


6 Totally WTF True Stories Of Celebrities Meeting Each Other

We all know someone who has an awkward story about meeting a famous person.


6 Famous Writers Who Secretly Wrote Insane Pieces Of Trash

Every writer has one or two dark secrets lurking in a bottom desk drawer somewhere.


5 BS Products Gwyneth Paltrow And Alex Jones Both Shill

You can tell a lot about a celebrity by the products they shill.


6 Outrageous Ways Hollywood Can (And Will) Screw You Over

Breaking into Hollywood is really hard. Especially when the very industry you're trying to break into is aching to screw you over.


27 Celebrity Facts We Forgot About Until After They Died

Some celebrities take secrets to their graves. But not a step farther.


Steven Seagal: Man, Myth, Lunatic

We should be thankful that Steven Seagal dragged his legendary reputation of being an arrogant jerk out of America.


5 Devastatingly Brilliant Insults (Involving Famous People)

Roger Ebert, may his soul rest in cinematic bliss, could be an absolute savage when it came to roasting people.


How The Actual 'Spoiled Elite' Try To Silence Helpful Celebs

Calling celebrities and athletes out as spoiled and elite because they have an opinion is so thunderously, nakedly stupid.


How Overrated Celebrities Tricked The World, In Three Steps

You don't have to be talented, you just need to fool people into believing you're talented.


27 Disappointing Ads By Celebrities Who Should Know Better

When celebrities decide to capitalize on their fame, things can get sort of bad.


5 Times Famous People Had Zero Clue How Everyday Life Works

Quentin Tarantino has some very ... unfortunate views on racial slurs.


7 Celebrity Side Projects That Were Confusing And Insane

Sometimes a celebrity might grow jaded with the good life and want to branch out and try new things. Sometimes they really shouldn't.