It turns out once you become a celebrity, government agents, ETs, and angry ghosts want to make your life total hell.
WARNING: The following article contains debilitating amounts of douche-chills. Consult your physician before reading any further.
Unlike your more villainous douche-oriented celebs, Pratt has learned the secret of the apology.
We're cool with these people for no other reason than we just got tired of caring.
'Think twice, post once,' is not something anyone has ever said to these people.
We all have our weird hobbies.
And the best part? These people would be astounded to hear they're hypocrites.
Even the greats whiff from time to time.
Unsurprisingly, history's greatest visionaries' pastimes were often as eccentric and ahead of their time as they themselves were.
You don't have to find the golf scores right now, but I implore you to think it over.
You'll be seeing these quotes on inspirational pictures of nature pretty soon.