Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Why Michael Keaton Doesn't Realize 'Birdman' Is About Him
If Michael Keaton says he's not Birdman, then he must not be Birdman. Except that he totally is.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- March 15, 2016
People Donated Money To Kanye West: 7 Things They Don't Get
Kanye West isn't broke, people.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- March 15, 2016
Miley Cyrus's Current Mood Is A Photoshop I Did 7 Years Ago
A few days ago, Miley Cyrus posted a photo to Instagram. It's a photo that I poorly Photoshopped on purpose seven years ago for my first column here at Cracked.
- By Cody Johnston
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- March 10, 2016
7 Celebrity Fakers You Won't Believe Fooled The World
It turns out lots of regular schmucks are using the power of vaguely resembling famous people for more than just groping random women on the bow of a pretend ship in a mall food court.
- By JM McNab
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- March 10, 2016
6 Successful Celebrities (Who Sucked At Everything Else)
Tom Cruise very nearly became synonymous with a religion known for worshiping a magical man in the sky and covering up child sex.
- By Xavier Jackson, Lizzie Butler
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- March 08, 2016
8 Insane Early Roles Famous Actors Don't Want You To See
Some actors began their careers doing things that range in quality from 'embarrassing' to 'worthy of song and legend.'
- By Jim Avery
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- February 26, 2016
5 Famous People Who Lost Everything (For Stupid Reasons)
Sure, these people may currently be elbow-deep in janitor buckets, but at least they each have a story to tell.
- By C. Coville
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- February 07, 2016
6 Celebrities (You Never Realized Have Terrifying Hobbies)
Mike Tyson is famous for punching people in the face. Pigeons are famous for pooping on your car. Together, they race!
- By Mark Hill
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- February 04, 2016
The 5 Celebrity Arrests We'll Probably See Next
The fact that R. Kelly isn't behind bars already is quickly becoming one of life's most fascinating mysteries.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- January 28, 2016
6 Famous People With Secret (Eerily Opposite) Family Members
The fact that Ben Franklin had an illegitimate son wasn't even the most awkward conversation had at the Franklin family dinner table.
- By Luke John Smith
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- January 27, 2016
6 Feel-Good Stories From 2015 That Had Horrible Endings
It pains us to inform you that all of those silly and life-affirming Internet stories that distracted from civilization's inexorable march into the void were just the E. coli icing on 2015's cake of turds.
- By Jim Avery
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- January 20, 2016
5 Huge Celebrities With Insane Secret Backstories
Some celebrities take the scenic route to stardom, and wind up going down some strange back roads.
- By B.T. Doran, Abraham Mireles, E.M. Caris, Tara Marie
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- January 19, 2016
5 Great Actors With Dumb Early Roles They Hope We Forgot
In 1982, a promising young actor named Tom Hanks nailed his first movie role: a made-for-TV drama about the evils of tabletop RPGs.
- By Robin Warder
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- January 10, 2016
8 Ways To Make Yourself A Better Person (With Ben Affleck)
Hi, my name is Pauli, and Ben Affleck helped me become a better person. Let's see how far he can take me.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- January 09, 2016
6 WTF Origin Stories Behind Famous Pop-Culture Names
In a world where people will spend hours and hours of time coming up with the perfect name, these people just blindly stumbled into something iconic.
- By B.T. Doran
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- January 06, 2016
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