Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Stars are just like us! They eat food! They elude people conducting surveillance on them! And they write thinly veiled versions of themselves into comic books!

• By Brendan McGinley
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• January 28, 2017

When people become famous, they don't all of the sudden lose the ability to hold petty grudges.

• By Pauli Poisuo
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• January 23, 2017

Famous people should invest more in NDA's.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• January 23, 2017

Everyone has to start somewhere, including the most famous comedians in the world today.

• By Chris Rio
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• January 21, 2017

If you find yourself getting booked to hang out with someone who's in between hearings at The Hague, it's time to fire your agent and/or hire an ethics tutor.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• January 12, 2017

Famous people are like just like us: Sometimes life tries to kill them. However, some of them don't take kindly to that.

• By Zachary Frey
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• January 08, 2017

No sane publicist would ever give permission for these appearances -- yet, here we are.

• By Kelly Stone, JM McNab
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• January 06, 2017

Lots of us grew up thinking that, out of the blue, we'd someday get recruited into a globetrotting spy adventure. And you know what? That actually happens!

• By Mark Oliver, Adam Pilarski
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• December 28, 2016

Have a happier 2017, everybody.

• By Justin Crockett
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• December 21, 2016

In keeping with tradition, we now look at the folks whose passing didn't create Prince-level national mourning, but who still deserve a posthumous tip of the hat.

• By Justin Crockett
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• December 20, 2016

Once you get rich and famous at something like acting, it's most definitely possible to spend the next 30 years on a weirdo secret passion.

• By Carolyn Burke
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• December 04, 2016

Why is the celebrity gossip industry a $3 billion a year business? Well ...

• By Kathy Benjamin
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• November 05, 2016

Celebrities don't like to hang out with randos -- unless they are CELEBRITY randos.

• By Carolyn Burke
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• November 04, 2016

The lifestyles of the rich and the famous often turn out to be a lot different than we expect.

• By Pauli Poisuo
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• November 02, 2016

Sometimes, two celebrities manage to meet in the wild and actually not throttle each other on sight. They might even have an awesome time together.

• By Pauli Poisuo
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• October 12, 2016