Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Zach Braff’s 24 Year Old Girlfriend, Florence Pugh, Wants People To Leave Him Alone
Zach Braff isn't the first celebrity to date someone more than half his age, but he might be the most pathetic.
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- By Dan Duddy
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60 Netflix, For God's Sake, Please Call Selena's Husband
Wouldn't you want to know anything about a Netflix series where you're going to be portrayed?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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OJ Has Found A New Low Using 'Tiger King'
OJ's twitter video is so bizarre that one has to wonder if it is intentional.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Stuck At Home, Instagram Influencers Are Slowly Going Insane
Influencers, they're just like us!
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- By Mark Hill
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Samuel Jackson Has Another Bedtime Story For Us
Take it from one of the toughest guys on the planet -- stay the F**K at home.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Glasses Down Everybody, Ina Garten Wins At Alcohol Forever
'Go big or go home' only leaves you one option when you're drinking alone in your kitchen.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Britney Spears And 'Tiger King' Is Complicated
People need the truth, Britney.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Logan Paul Has Two Regrets In Life. One Of Them Is Buying A Couch
Regrets, he's had a-two.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Celebrity Scandals Most People Have Forgotten About
Don't I know you from the opposite of this?
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- By Cedric Voets
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We Now Have Comrade Britney
It's Comrade Britney, bitch.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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WTF Celebrity Relationships You Wouldn’t Expect
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- By Adam Wears
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RuPaul: Drag Icon, Fracking Baron
Sashay away, a habitable earth!
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- By Luis Prada
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Celebs Just Made 'Imagine' Unimaginable
It's a cover of the lamest song to emerge from the hippie movement that's tone-deaf in every sense of the phrase.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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QAnon Conspiracies Are Always Dumb, But Their Oprah Conspiracy Is Their Dumbest Yet
You get a conspiracy! And you get a conspiracy! Everybody gets a conspiracy!
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- By Luis Prada
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Celebrity Crackpot Ideas They (Unfortunately) Made Reality
Being good at one thing doesn't equal being good at everything.
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- By Alex Hanton, Ryan Menezes, Christian Markle, Domenico De Luca
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