38 Celebrity Dating Facts That Prove How Different They Are From Us
![38 Celebrity Dating Facts That Prove How Different They Are From Us](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/3/4/853434_320x180.jpg)
Celebrities live in an objectively different world than the rest of us… The money, the amount of people interested in the day to day details of your life, the equally larger amount of people in your orbit saying “yes” to your every move… It's no wonder that famous people often have a messed up relationship with, well, relationships. While some of the examples below are perfectly innocent-- from dopey pick-up lines, to Weird Al's brilliant first date move-- Many more our insane ways to think about sexuality, let alone say out loud where people are definitely listening.
And that's not even getting into the amount of creepy age differences pervasive in Hollywood. It might be a little difficult to look at some of the celebrities the same way after learning the amount of them that have dated literal, actual teenagers. Yikes, that's gonna be a big “no thanks” from us.
Weird Al's move is still brilliant, though.
Russell Brand has threesome opinions
![According to Russell Brand, threesomes are only worth doing with two girls: I would urge people, men especially, unless they're bisexual, to avoid the two-male threesome. You're essentially getting less there than you would have got anyway. Half the involvement in sex and at least doubled the risk of someone farting in the room. GRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/6/4/853364.jpg)
Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Kirk Cameron, yikes dude
![KIRK CAMERON SAYS THAT THE KEY TO A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP IS HONOR: WOMEN, HONOR YOUR MAN AND FOLLOW HIS LEAD! НЕ SAYS THAT A MAN SHOULD NOT TELL A WOMAN TO SUBMIT, THEY SHOULD DO IT OF THEIR OWN ACCORD. WOMEN SHOULD JUST KNOW THAT IF THEY ACCEPT A ROLE OF SUBSERVIENCE TO THEIR MAN, EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST PEACHY. CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/6/3/853363.jpg)
Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Michael Douglas' weird line
![Michael Douglas used want to father your children as a pickup line to Catherine Zeta-Jones. GO EN GO BE DS A It put her off though, and he had to resort to a run-of-the-mill bucket of roses to make up for it. CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/6/1/853361.jpg)
Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Cheryl Cole stays quiet during sex
![CRACKED.COM Cheryl Cole is sure guys want to hear little breaths from a woman during sex. Women shouldn't be loud, she says, so they don't sound like porn.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/5/9/853359.jpg)
Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
...Not on board for this one.
![According to Kristen Stewart, skipping the shower makes the relationship hotter: I love the way he smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under my armpits. I don't get this obsession with washing the smell off. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/6/2/853362.jpg)
Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Wait, why wouldn't they flush the toilet?
![Uma Thurman said it's better to have a relationship with someone who cheats than with someone who doesn't flush the toilet. Although when asked about the advice after her husband cheated on her, Thurman acknowledged that her old advice might be ridiculous. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/6/0/853360.jpg)
Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Andy Roddick & Brooklyn Decker
![Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker used their agents as middle-men when they started dating. Andy asked his agent to give Brooklyn's agent his number. Brooklyn considers this an act of chivalry. GRAGKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/5/8/853358.jpg)
Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Nixon stuck around
![RICHARD NIXON INFORMED FUTURE FIRST LADY PAT RYAN OF HIS INTENT TO MARRY HER BEFORE SHE HAD AGREED TO THEIR FIRST DATE. DURING THE TWO YEARS BEFORE SHE CAME AROUND TO HIS AFFECTIONS, НЕ ACTED AS HER CHAUFFEUR WHILE SHE WAS SEEING OTHER MEN. CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/5/7/853357.jpg)
Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Mel B chose from a line-up
![Spice Girl Mel в says she chose dates from a lineup of celebrity d!ck pics. The singer claims a friend introduced her to a secret site where famous men would anonymously post pictures of their stiffies, with a milk carton for scale. She said after picking one, the friend arranged an encounter with a very famous man. She said the date didn't result in a love connection, nor did the second one she tried. GRAGKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/5/6/853356.jpg)
Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Jay-Z & Beyonce
![Jay-Z & Beyoncé 12 YEARS They claim to have met when she was 18, but other accounts put her at around 16. They didn't start dating until she was 19. Keep in mind 31-year-old Jay-Z was rap royalty, while Beyoncé was still Destiny's Child Beyoncé. That being said, we're still rooting for them. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/5/5/853355.jpg)
Elvis Presley & Priscilla Presley
![Elvis Presley & Priscilla Presley 10 YEARS Elvis met Priscilla when she was only 14 years old. They were wed when she was 21 years old. Priscilla would go on to say Elvis was eager to mold her into his ideal woman. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/5/4/853354.jpg)
Jerry Lee Lewis & Myra Gale Brown
![Jerry Lee Lewis & Myra Gale Brown 9 YEARS 22-year-old Jerry Lee Lewis married his first-removed cousin when she was only 13 years old. When the press found out, it caused a (brief) uproar. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/5/3/853353.jpg)
Wilmer Valderrama & Demi Lovato
![Wilmer Valderrama & Demi Lovato 11 YEARS Lovato and Valderrama met when she was 17 but supposedly didn't start dating until she was 18. Valderrama also supposedly started dating Lindsay Lohan when she was 18 as well. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/5/2/853352.jpg)
Chad Michael Murray & Kenzie Dalton
![Chad Michael Murray & Kenzie Dalton 7 YEARS JESÉCA SAMUEL L BIEL JACKSON The 24-year-old One Tree Hill star dated the show's 17-year-old cheerleader extra and even proposed to her while she was still in high school. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/5/1/853351.jpg)
Joel Madden & Hilary Duff
![Joel Madden & & Hilary Duff V 8 YEARS People VE SS ] veri ve The age gap doesn't sound so bad until you learn that Duff was only 16 while the Good Charlotte rocker was 24 when the pair got together. They dated for three years. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/5/0/853350.jpg)
Mutually ignoring one another
![Jennifer Lawrence believes that the secret to a happy relationship is to mutually agree to ignore one another during busy times. GRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/9/853349.jpg)
Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Brad Pitt has a specific red flag
![If a woman's favorite movie is the 1991 Madonna documentary Truth or Dare, run. That's Brad Pitt's advice. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/8/853348.jpg)
Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Jack Nicholson lies to his girlfriend
![CRACKED.COM Jack Nicholson says dishonesty is vital in a relationship. You only lie to two people in your life: your girlfriend and the police. Everybody else you tell the truth to.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/6/853346.jpg)
Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
"A Yearly Job Evaluation"
![Former Days of Our Lives star, Alison Sweeny claims she and her husband keep their marriage alive by giving each other a yearly job evaluation over their anniversary dinner. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/7/853347.jpg)
Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Bruce Willis' line
![Bruce Willis's best old-school, single guy pick-up line, as he calls it, was: Hey... what are you doing for sex later? CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/5/853345.jpg)
Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Steve Harvey thinks intelligent women don't like sex?
![If a guy is out for one thing, it's best to go for shallow, unintelligent women. -Steve Harvey Harvey says men looking for casual encounters should seek really simple women who will sit there and go, Wow, that sounds great. You know, because confident, intelligent women don't like sex. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/4/853344.jpg)
Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Rick Springfield & Linda Blair
![Rick Springfield & Linda Blair 10 YEARS The Jessie's Girl singer was 25 years old when he began dating the 15-year-old The Exorcist star. Springfield wrote in his memoir, I am her first lover and she is an enthusiastic learner. Icky. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/3/853343.jpg)
Dane Cook & Kelsi Taylor
![Dane Cook & Kelsi Taylor 27 YEARS EST TCL CHINE HOLL The two allegedly started dating when she was 18, but Cook has claimed that they were friends for a while before. I don't know if you've talked to a teen recently, but if I were a successful 40something comedian I wouldn't need to hang out with teens. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/8/853338.jpg)
Leonardo DiCaprio & Camila Morrone
![Leonardo DiCaprio & Camila Morrone 23 YEARS Leo famously doesn't date women over 25, and Morrone is no exception. When they met she was 20, less than their age gap. Consider that she was born in 1997, the year Titanic came out. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/7/853337.jpg)
Don Johnson & Melanie Griffith
![Don Johnson & Melanie Griffith 8 YEARS The Miami Vice actor was 22 when he met 14-year-old Griffith on the set of the movie The Harrad Experiment, starring her mom and Johnson. They moved in together when she was 15 years old. They got married when she was 18. They had one child, Dakota Johnson of 50 Shades of Grey fame. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/1/853331.jpg)
Jerry Seinfeld & Shoshanna Lonstein
![Jerry Seinfeld & Shoshanna Lonstein 21 YEARS LOOK WHO'S IN LOVE JERRY SEINFELD AND Jerry Seinfeld, 39, SHOSHANNA LONSTEIN and Shoshanna Lonstein, 18, make an unlikely romance work. Seinfeld, in the height of his career at 38, met 17-year-old Lonstein, who he approached in Central Park. They dated for about four years. Don't worry, he's changed sincethen...he's only 17 years older than his wife. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/9/853339.jpg)
Fergie & Justin Timberlake
![Fergie & Justin Timberlake 7 YEARS O Before Timberlake dated Britney, the 16-year-old had a brief fling with 23-year-old Fergie, who described it, We went to Hawaii together, but we were never serious. Не was Mr. Right Now. Mr. is a generous title to give a high schooler. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/1/853341.jpg)
Boris Kodjoe keeps it sexy
![Boris Kodjoe claims that in order to keep your marriage in order, you have to keep it sexy. However, he also says that if you fail to keep your marriage sexy (by gaining weight, for example), you can't blame your partner when they start looking around. GRAGKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/4/853334.jpg)
Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Terry hates porn
![Because of his struggles with a porn addiction, TERRY CREWS believes that no man in a relationship should watch it: Women, you need to be fearless. You need to confront your man about this problem. You cannot accept any pornography in your man's life. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/0/853340.jpg)
Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Kate Moss found her husband through Google
![Kate Moss found her once-husband Jamie Hince through Google. Google Google Scare clt I'm Feeling Lucky She was googling men when she found a picture of Hince and thought he was handsome. She then asked a friend to set them up. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/6/853336.jpg)
Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Julie Delpy expects you to pick up your phone
![Julie Delpy claims men should be reachable at all CRACKED.COM times, but women won't always necessarily answer their phone calls. Also? It's not a double standard.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/0/853330.jpg)
Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Weird Al's First Date
![Weird Al Yankovic says he took several first dates to see The Naked Gun. Не wouldn't mention his cameo. He'd just wear the same shirt and wait for his date to notice. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/2/853342.jpg)
Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
50 Cent has BJ opinions
![CRACKED.COM That time of the month? Give BJs to keep your boyfriend, says 50 Cent.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/3/853333.jpg)
Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
David Bowie & Lori Mattix
![David Bowie & Lori Mattix 11 YEARS Bowie met Mattix when she was only 14 years old. In her own words, Mattix says, I had not yet turned 15 and he wanted to take me to his hotel room. She says the two saw each other for the following ten years. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/2/853332.jpg)
Steven Tyler & Julia Holcomb
![Steven Tyler & Julia Holcomb 9 YEARS Holcomb was a 16-year-old fan backstage at an Aerosmith concert when she met Tyler and they started a relationship. Her mother signed over guardianship to Tyler, where he was her legal guardian while they were dating each other. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/5/853335.jpg)