15 Celebrity Weddings to Remind Us that Celebs Are Certainly Not Just Like Us

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15 Celebrity Weddings to Remind Us that Celebs Are Certainly Not Just Like Us

Celebrities are just like everyone else, in that they're made of blood and require oxygen – but in most other ways, they’re not at all. They do engage in odd ceremonies called weddings, that vaguely resemble our own, though only in a very “squint and you’ll see it” way. 

Here are 15 weddings you can use as ideas for what to do at your wedding, and then you can print out photos of the wedding and tack them all around the bleak community center that’s all you can afford, and you can pretend you’re in Paris while you kiss your beloved in front of the clerk who works at the city court house, and hope Clair de Lune drowns out the sound of the Chili’s next door dropping off overcooked cheeseburgers (40 of them at $10 a pop), but you can’t think about that. Instead, remember, it’s your perfect wedding, you’re in Paris.

Here are celebrity weddings that are what dreams are made of. Or nightmares. Maybe both.

Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton

Celebrity Weddings Gwen Stefani & Blake Shelton Shelton performed a song he wrote instead of vows, as Carson Daly officiated in a chapel built for the wedding. CRACKED.COM

Source: The Knot

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

Celebrity Weddings Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel She non-traditionally wore a pink dress, with her bridesmaids in all white. They were married in Italy, because they love to eat! CRACKED.COM

Source: Hello!

Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds

Celebrity Weddings Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Lively's dress got burned through at her secretive marriage to Ryan Reynolds. No details were really released aside from a sparkler damaging the bride's dress. CRACKED.COM

Source: Hello!

Nicolas Cage & Riko Shibata

Celebrity Weddings Nicolas Cage & Riko Shibata Nic Cage and his new wife had a mixed-culture ceremony in Las Vegas, with haiku and Walt Whitman mixed in with their vows. CRACKED.COM

Source: People

Meadow Walker & Louis Thornton-Allan

Celebrity Weddings Meadow Walker & & Louis Thornton-Allan Vin Diesel walked Paul Walker's daughter, down the aisle. Family. CRACKED.COM

Source: People

David & Victoria Beckham

Celebrity Weddings David & Victoria Beckham The Beckhams' wedding had a scant 30 guests, but the reception had about 200 more - so while few could see their beautiful wedding outfits, everyone saw their gaudy we're married purple... uniforms? CRACKED.COM

Source: Brides

Ariana Grande & Dalton Gomez

Celebrity Weddings Ariana Grande & Dalton Gomez Grande wore a Vera Wang (that Vera agreed to make at the Met Gala years before) as she married... a real estate agent? The wedding had less than 20 attendees in all, as she was married at home. CRACKED.COM

Source: Vogue

Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux

Celebrity Weddings Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Aniston and Theroux were so secretive about their wedding that some of the guests thought they were showing up for a birthday party. CRACKED.COM

Source: TMZ

Will Smith & Jada Pinkett

Celebrity Weddings Will Smith & Jada Pinkett NBC's The Slap married Jada Pinkett on New Year's Eve after Jada, a fan of remaining single, turned up pregnant. CRACKED.COM

Source: Brides

Paris Hilton & Carter Reum

Celebrity Weddings Paris Hilton & Carter Reum After Hilton walked down the aisle to Elvis, Kim Petras performed a cover of Hilton's own song and Demi Lovato did I Always Love You, followed by two more celebrations coinciding with the start of filming on Paris in Love. CRACKED.COM

Source: People

Malala Yousafzai & Asser Malik

Celebrity Weddings Malala Yousafzai & Asser Malik Activist Malala was married at her family home in a nikkah ceremony, a Muslim wedding. CRACKED.COM

Source: Malala/Instagram

Lauren Bush & David Lauren

Celebrity Weddings Lauren Bush & David Lauren Ralph Lauren's son had a unique gift - a specially designed suit made for him for his wedding by his father. CRACKED.COM

Source: Vogue

Nick Jonas & Priyanka Chopra

Celebrity Weddings Nick Jonas & Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Chopra had two wedding ceremonies: A traditional Hindu ceremony with her family, and a Christian ceremony with Jonas' father as officiant. CRACKED.COM

Source: Vogue

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