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The Author Of 'Les Miserables' and 'The Hunchback of Notre-Dame' Was Thirsty As Hell<\/a><\/h2>

He was the father of French literature, but he was also its daddy. <\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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Pope Francis' Instagram Account 'Liked' Bikini Model's Steamy Selfie<\/a><\/h2>

Oops ...<\/p>

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By Carly Tennes <\/a> <\/dd>
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Correction: Brown Stuff Leaking Down Rudy Giuliani's Face Likely Not Hair Dye, Experts Say<\/a><\/h2>

Experts sound off on what exactly was that brown gunk streaming down the 'Borat 2' star's temples.<\/p>

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By Carly Tennes <\/a> <\/dd>
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President Trump's Former Attorney Michael Cohen Promotes Adult Film Star On Cameo<\/a><\/h2>

:O<\/p>

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By Carly Tennes <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Celebrity Interviewer With Zero Chill: Leta Powell Drake<\/a><\/h2>

How do you grow the pair to sit across from the likes of Tim Curry, turn to the camera, and say 'He looks evil in many ways'?<\/p>

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By Amanda Mannen <\/a> <\/dd>
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People Who Complain About 'Men In Dresses' Are Pointless<\/a><\/h2>

Because nothing riles up the internet like a male pop star in a dress. <\/p>

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By Carly Tennes <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Internet Roasts Elon Musk For Being A 'Space Karen'<\/a><\/h2>

Not all Karens have the manager's number on speed dial. Some of them are actually just billionaire tech bros with a penchant for space travel and hyperloop technology.<\/p>

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By Carly Tennes <\/a> <\/dd>
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Montel Williams Dated VP Elect, Kamala Harris, Could Have Been Second Gentleman<\/a><\/h2>

Talk about the one that got away ...<\/p>

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By Carly Tennes <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Random Weird Facts About Random Famous People<\/a><\/h2>

Forget celebrity gossip, remember this stuff.<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Internet Roasts Kim Kardashian For Tone-Deaf 40th Birthday Party Post<\/a><\/h2>

To quote her sister Kourtney, 'Kim, there's people that are dying'<\/p>

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By Carly Tennes <\/a> <\/dd>
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Nicolas Cage Says He Only Gambled Once, Won $20,000, and Immediately Donated His Prize To An Orphanage<\/a><\/h2>

It turns out Nic Cage is a much better gambler than his character in 'Honeymoon in Vegas.'<\/p>

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By Carly Tennes <\/a> <\/dd>
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