Cracked Archive - Celebrities
A Glove Is The Narrator Of A New Michael Jackson Musical
And the glove is an alien.
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- By Luis Prada
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0 At Least Your Thanksgiving Wasn't As Bad As Kid Rock's
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Papa John's Disgraced Founder Has Gone Full Supervillain
It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.
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- By Luis Prada
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Al Pacino Stars In Bad Movies Hoping To Make Them Good
Ah, so his appearance in 'Jack and Jill' makes sense, we guess?
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Times Celebs Looked Out For Their Biggest Fans
Doing it for (a very small number of) the fans.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Steven Assarian, Peter I. Santiago
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In The Role Of A Lifetime, Nic Cage Will Play ... Nic Cage
Go with what you know, we guess?
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- By Luis Prada
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3 Handy Tips For Not Looking Like Jeffrey Epstein's Friend
The second tip will make you want to lock up your kids!
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- By Cedric Voets
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6 Celebs With Surprising Post-Fame Jobs
Just because you played a drug kingpin doesn't mean you qualify for the position.
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- By Ed Stevens, E.M. Caris, Peter I. Santiago, RG Jordan
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6 Die-Hard Stans Who Left Chaos In Their Wake
Fandom is a double-edged sword.
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- By Christian Markle
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Kanye's New Eco-Friendly Shoe Looks Like An Alien Penis
Space Jesus Walks
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Famous Writers With WTF Opinions Of Their Own Work
The way too embarrassing death of the author.
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- By Abraham Mireles, Andrea Meno, RG Jordan
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The German TV Show That Made Hollywood Actors' Lives Hell
This show makes 'The Masked Singer' look like 'Masterpiece Theater.'
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- By E. Reid Ross
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Here's The Secret Way Famous People Troll Paparazzi
Tabloid scumbags HATE this one weird trick!
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- By Cedric Voets
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How the Media Could've Killed R. Kelly's Career Decades Ago
This is going to be one of THOSE articles, isn't it?
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- By Adam Wears
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5 Stories That Prove Having A Hollywood Body Is A Nightmare
Looking like they do onscreen is really, really hard.
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- By Mark Hill
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