Cracked Archive - Celebrities
15 Big-Time Celebrities With Legitimately Successful Side Hustles
Jeremy Renner makes more money flipping houses than acting.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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10 15 Painfully Uncool Past Lives of Super-Cool Celebs
Can you imagine Daniel Craig with a bowl cut? Well, you don’t have to.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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12 Mythbusting Moments Necessary Because Of Celebrities
How many confirmed kills does Mr. "The Sweater Terror" Rogers have, exactly?
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- By Reba C, JhallComics
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15 Beloved Figures With Shady Ties To Absolute Monsters
Walt Disney, Henry Ford, and Hitler walk into a bar… And have a great time as friends!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Andres Diplotti
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15 Badass Tributes to Dead Members of Bands and Comedy Groups
Neil Young and Howard Stern express grief in very different ways.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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15 People Who Got Their 15 Minutes Of Fame (And Milked It For More Than It Was Worth)
Once the initial burst of fame dried up, Octomom did porn.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Petty Things That Made Actors, Musicians, and Athletes Throw in the Towel
Cults, weed, and pigeons got the best of these stars.
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, JhallComics
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Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny Created the Modern Age of Wacky Super Bowl Commercials
In 1992, ‘Hare Jordan’ launched an onscreen friendship between the basketball star and the cartoon icon. It also set in motion the way advertisers still think about how to make funny spots for the Big Game
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- By Tim Grierson
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15 Celebrities Induction Speeches That Got Unexpectedly Real
In lieu of pick-axing, Weird Al asks that fans spit and urinate on his Walk of Fame star.
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- By JhallComics, Jay L'Ecuyer
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15 Media Juggernauts Who Rose from Total Obscurity
Tyler Perry pulled himself up from a childhood of poverty and abuse.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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15 Times Celebs Did Weird, Inexplicable Crap at Awards Shows
Maybe we don’t invite celebrities to awards shows anymore.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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15 Incredibly Satisfying Times Celebs Dunked On Randos Trolling Them
"Fix your hearts or die," said Cardi B to haters who body-shamed her son.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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12 Hilariously Delicious Martha Stewart Moments
‘Edward Norton takes the craft of acting very seriously. He prepared to play the Incredible Hulk by spending 30 years losing his temper and turning into a giant a**hole’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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15 Celebrities Who Made a Late-Career Heel Turn
What if racist uncle... but famous?
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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5 Eulogies That Were Hilarious
After all, you can’t spell F-U-N-E-R-A-L without F-U-N
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- By Eli Yudin
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