Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Jeremy Renner makes more money flipping houses than acting.
Can you imagine Daniel Craig with a bowl cut? Well, you don’t have to.
How many confirmed kills does Mr. "The Sweater Terror" Rogers have, exactly?
Walt Disney, Henry Ford, and Hitler walk into a bar… And have a great time as friends!
Neil Young and Howard Stern express grief in very different ways.
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Once the initial burst of fame dried up, Octomom did porn.
Cults, weed, and pigeons got the best of these stars.
In 1992, ‘Hare Jordan’ launched an onscreen friendship between the basketball star and the cartoon icon. It also set in motion the way advertisers still think about how to make funny spots for the Big Game
- By Tim Grierson
In lieu of pick-axing, Weird Al asks that fans spit and urinate on his Walk of Fame star.
Tyler Perry pulled himself up from a childhood of poverty and abuse.
Maybe we don’t invite celebrities to awards shows anymore.
"Fix your hearts or die," said Cardi B to haters who body-shamed her son.