Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Happy Birthday, Badass - August 5

It's August 5, maybe you or somebody you know has a birthday ...

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Happy Birthday, Badass - August 4

It's August 4, maybe you or somebody you know has a birthday ...

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Happy Birthday, Badass - August 3

It's August 3, maybe you or somebody you know has a birthday ...

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Happy Birthday, Badass - August 2

It's August 2, maybe you or someone you know has a birthday ...

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Happy Birthday, Badass - August 1

It's August 1, maybe you or somebody you know has a birthday ...

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7 Celebs Who Were Shockingly Different From Their Reputation

Some famous people are radically different from the images we hold dear in our hearts.

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David Lynch Is Selling T-Shirts Now

The 'Twin Peaks' creator and secret polymath is running out of art scenes to conquer.

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Uh, Maybe Oprah Shouldn't Run For President

YASSSS CONSPIRACY QUEEN

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4 Famous People You Never Knew Were Huge Nerds

Some celebrities are total nerd bait.

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6 #MeToo Accused Who Are Already Making Their Comebacks

All those debates about which allegations were actually proven and which guys weren't that bad? We're about to have them all over again.

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Why Royal Scandals Are About To Get Awesome (Hint: America)

Without even trying, we make things more exciting for everyone ... and that's about to include the British Royal Family.

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5 Insane Celebrity Freakouts By The Last People You'd Expect

Every day, we learn that some powerful, beloved public figure is guilty of truly shocking abuse.

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5 BS Celebrity Stories We Need To Stop Clicking On

We are currently drowning in a sea of entertainment news.

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Who The Hell Are 'Diamond And Silk'? A 30-Second Guide

Don't fear! In the interests of keeping you well-informed, we've created a brief guide containing everything you need to know about this new cultural phenomenon.

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