Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Elon Musk Is In The News Again For Yet Another Stupid Reason
Elon Musk Is In The News Again For Yet Another Stupid Reason

The transformation into Thomas Edison is almost complete.

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5 Screwed-Up Secrets The Ultra-Rich Don't Want You To Know
5 Screwed-Up Secrets The Ultra-Rich Don't Want You To Know

You don't make astonishing amounts of money without ending up a jerk in some way.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Launches Goop For Men, Yikes
Gwyneth Paltrow Launches Goop For Men, Yikes

Take our handy test to find out if you're Goop material!

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No, J.K. Rowling, We Don't Want To Hear More Magic Trivia
No, J.K. Rowling, We Don't Want To Hear More Magic Trivia

Four new books are coming, but we've already seen too much.

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6 Artists Whose Secret Life Challenges Shaped Their Work
6 Artists Whose Secret Life Challenges Shaped Their Work

Forget lemonade; turn lemons into beloved and highly profitable works of art.

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4 Unbelievably Petty Moves Pulled By The Ultra-Rich
4 Unbelievably Petty Moves Pulled By The Ultra-Rich

Honestly it's a little weird we've all given all this a pass.

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6 Surprising Ways Celebrities Changed The Law
6 Surprising Ways Celebrities Changed The Law

These celebs changed the world in truly meaningful ways.

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4 Celebrities Whose Fictional Crimes Turned Real
4 Celebrities Whose Fictional Crimes Turned Real

Celebrities are just like you and I, only richer and worse.

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5 Ways 'Body Positivity' Can Just Make Women Feel Worse
5 Ways 'Body Positivity' Can Just Make Women Feel Worse

But it's got the word positive right in it!

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Dennis Rodman: Good At Basketball, Bad At Yoga Studio Theft?
Dennis Rodman: Good At Basketball, Bad At Yoga Studio Theft?

Some days the headlines just write themselves!

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The 5 Most Bizarre Celebrity Encounters With Donald Trump
The 5 Most Bizarre Celebrity Encounters With Donald Trump

Trump has a few bawdy celebrity tales to tell.

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The 15 Most Insane Things In The New E.L. James Book
The 15 Most Insane Things In The New E.L. James Book

'The Mister' dodges the problems of '50 Shades Of Grey' ... right into oncoming traffic.

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