These people don't ever face mortality, because they're too busy giving it a wedgie and kicking its feet while it walks so it trips all over the place.
The road to a successful relationship is so filled with surprising potholes and dangerous crevasses that it's kind of amazing the human race hasn't given up and gone extinct millennia ago.
Net neutrality is one of the most important regulations for the future of telecommunications. And some of the reactions to it have been hilariously stupid.
