You could also find a job that allows you to lie on your back all day, but that's still illegal in many countries. It better pay well, too, because ...
Low Wages And Working Overtime Are Bad For The Heart
More bad news for shift workers, or anyone else working more than 11 hours a day: On top of being miserable, your risk for heart disease takes a big jump. As in, it goes up by 67 freaking percent. It turns out that sitting motionless for half a day, far away from proper food preparation facilities, while your soul slowly rots from the inside out isn't very good for you -- which is tricky, because working overtime isn't often the employee's choice. They legally can't make you most of the time, but after Obama takes away all of our jobs, the asshole who insists on working no more than a third of his entire day will be the first to go. If you're on salary, that's as good as kissing your couch goodbye. So it's a choice between having a job or having non-terrible health.
And no, just looking at cat GIFs for half of those hours doesn't offset the damage.
If you're voluntarily picking up long shifts and overtime because you hate fun and also just really need the money, the news is even worse. Surprise, surprise: Poor people are sick people. Low wages have been linked to an increase in obesity and hypertension, otherwise known as Blood Trying To Burst Out Of Your Veins Disease. Of course, being yelled at all day over forgetting to hold the mayo and other stresses typically encountered in low-wage jobs will send anyone's blood spurting, but it seems to be literally not having enough money that makes you sick. The study declared that "a 10-percent increase in everyone's wages would account for 132,000 fewer cases of hypertension per year." Oh, is that it? Why the hell haven't we done that yet?
Anyway, there you have it: Don't work in the service industry, don't work a trade, stay home, don't work hourly, don't work salary, don't sit, don't stand, and above all, do not be poor. If you somehow can't manage that, at least your job offers great health insurance, right?
Manna can be seen being smug about how many of these things don't apply to her on Twitter.
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