Chances are at least one of your favorite movies is a remake, and you never realized it because they were remaking something so awful it's been long buried in pop culture's graveyard.
We don't intend for this article to feed anyone's paranoia; we just want to point out that our bodies are confusing boondoggles of organs, designed by a madman.
The world is dark and full of terrors, and no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important news story while maintaining their sanity.
