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Everyone was soooo impressed with Chai the Alligator man. But in his heart, Steve knew they really
were cheering because he waxed the SHIT outta that floor!
"Alright.. You thought that was impressive.. Now I will turn the gator around and..."
"Your eyes are like pools of the deepest blue...your lips are like the most lustrous rubies in
the Crown Jewels...your skin is like..."
"You startin' to scare me, bro."
After months of observing them, Peter and Richard finally earn the trust of the male model
"Spit or Swallow" was a terrible, terrible game show.
"Dammit, I swallowed the hamster."
After giving up all material possesions, Buddha was often forced to ride "bitch" when hanging
out with Jesus and Mohammed.
Winner, "Most Fiendishly Clever Body Dump, Disguised Corpse Division," in the Serial & Spree
Michael Bay's new samurai movie might lack historical accuracy, but you just can't get a horse to
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I'm sitting next to a mountain of toilet paper and I just crapped my diaper... irony's a
Young Dexter prepares to invade the unsuspecting third dimension. The TP cannons were aligned
and ready; the armor-piercing cottonballs loaded and... Aw, shit! He's made a fucking hat out of
The camera adds ten pounds. Plus a full set of teeth, a shave, a shower, and several weeks in
From top left, clockwise: Amused it was so small, Amazed this happed outside his dreams, Bored
and slightly afraid, Semi-Conscious but still Drunk, Stalin, and Bobo the Friendly Hobo.
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