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39 Comments
God I hate Tay Zonday.
Have more fun on TALLHUB.C om
fast
shut up slowburger the news on cracked rules, my 200 friends will beat you up!
Slow
my 300 will be on next week
Hskac
Say it's not so...it sucked when you went to 3x a week, now once. Soon you'll be like my 4 ex-wifes, gone but somehow I'll still end up paying you money.
Adam
I'll bet the hat would fix all of this.
Nooooo! Please don't go...to one day a week! How am I supposed to find 200 friends? Any friends I do make punch me, take my wallet, and leave after I tell them I read Cracked. Will YOU be my friend, Lex? Please?
mike has a point. the only place i read about current events is here and in the onion. and i think here is probably more reliable.
andrew h.
i, for one, look at the news first day every time it's on. don't go, lex!@
I'm fucking scared - news on cracked is a major contributor to me not going berserk and killing people for no real reason. Noooo, don't cut...
abc
I think you should make the news on cracked at least 5 times a week. For some it's very entertaining.
Wait a minute! I thought everyone hated Lex, now everyone is going to miss him? Someone needs to come to grips with their deep feelings for Lex Friedman. Specifically me. Oh, and FIRST!!!!
jamie
you cant cut the news on cracked back to once a week, it's the best thing on the internet...except porn.
Holy crap - The News on Cracked is my only source of current events - you CANNOT clock it back to once a week - that's pretty lame. In fact, Lex needs to do a daily 6:00pm and 11:00pm show just like the local anchors. P.S. - I emailed 222 friends and told them to start watching the news on cracked every day. Hopefully at least a few of them have a billion myspace friends who will all start watching as well before my axe-wielding lumberjack chops off their hands and gives them seven years of bad luck with love.
1> I already knew that my taste was good...2>once a week is too much, go for once a month...3> Today was pretty funny...anus...4> Lex, DO NOT send me an PM saying I am mean and stuff, I already know (from the last few PM's you have sent me)...kthnx.
No way, I love the News on Cracked! This makes you Douchebag of the Century, Lex. You douchebag. Just kidding! Although not really. Going to go away and cry now...
THE TRUTH
THIS LEX ARSE IS BORING AS FUCK ANYWAY. CYA LATER SON.
Once a week? This is the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of the universe.
Pat
P.S. TODAY was funny though. Quite. One of your better episodes.
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Nicz
If he can make a song literally about "poo" than anyone can become famous. He's soooooo creepy though.